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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪

@shockuhzulu.bsky.social
861 followers 737 following 1.3K posts

Jersey 💪🏾, Controlled Violence enthusiast, Eclectic Ruffian. 🇧🇧 I pick things up and put them down (occasionally people). FAFO Ig; iincogkneegrow

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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cant sleep 😴 🙄
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Never thought id live to be 35. Tried to end it many times. My childhood self would be astounded and proud of where I(we) am now.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ah well anyways, moving on.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish I had the scans from my 20's... then again im kinda scared to get rescanned and see its worse. I have fleeting memories of my youth.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I might go back to a psychiatrist-> neurologist to get my brain scanned again so I can literally show folks my lack of brain activity in some areas that neurotypicals have.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not sure if its more difficult explaining my brain damage to folks that have recently met me or those that have known me for years. Either is complex for their own reasons.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wopbabalubop ya guns don't shoot
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Healthy boundaries >
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Black women >
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
FL was cool
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Its my birthday. This past year I was intentional about my future, healing and my "why". Im not into my birthday (yes its trauma based, yes I go to therapy, no I dont wanna talk about it I journaled), however for one of my first birthdays im objectively happy im alive. Thats new for me. Victory ✌🏿
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KingNobody @kingnobody.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey man, haven't seen your posts in a while. I'm glad you're alright.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I saw a woman put her WHOLE ASS on the bananas at the grocery store. I cannot unsee it. I told someone who worked at the store we were both baffled.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It makes me sad when my doordash driver has another work uniform on. Today was the post man. 😢
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This Person Is Correct ! Algae Do NOT Have Seeds,They Rely On Microscopic Spores, Cell Division, Or Fragmentation......💪🏻
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
@jamestalarico.bsky.social is what a politician should be.
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 29/06/2026
Supportive.
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MNKA. @poetmnka.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Bring back two ways!!!
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Texture
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
One of my coworkers followed her and text me like "why does she follow you bro? Can you introduce me." Im funny from time to time, genuine and am actually respectfully platonic to women friends.... and hell no nigga tf.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My friend is an ig baddie and I completely forgot. My homegirl got 65k followers and I didn't notice at all lmao.
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Steve Morgan @steveve.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Including cancer research for kids. Total dirt bags.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Nigga said coochie mukbang
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Somebody’s Auntie 🤷🏾‍♀️ @hausofbawdy.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026
Men with no beards who got a strong jawline look like Handsome Squidward to me 😂
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Howd we do?
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 01/03/2026
That just made me realize something. Gen X was the first generation where white people were actually responsible for rearing their own children en masse and as soon as their children were old enough we started getting shit like school shootings.
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What's Antifa? @thejeder.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 27/02/2026
Every ICE officer who has broken the law should be arrested, tried, and imprisoned for their crimes.
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Oldfatuglynbroke @oldfatuglynbroke.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The most probable result of the SAVE Act's passage:
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
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Myk✊🏾Whatever @mykwhatever.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Good morning
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Humanity is a hive mind like mushrooms that upon gaining sentience couldn't reconcile with the fact we are all one. So we created individualism.
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boss lady in the challey @quemini.blacksky.app · 26/02/2026
Happy Black History Month 🙂
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The Desert Veteran @jkz12769.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
My tattoo itching is driving me fucking crazy
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Went for a psychological evaluation today. I told the truth.... the psychotherapist was visibly saddened and told me she wanted to hug me. (I made her aware I can see shes sad). My Hug dealer streak continues. I also promised her id go to CBT after the settlement is done.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Do you know how loud a fart gotta be for a person to hear it on the other side of the wall? That college student likely shit himself and im scared to go next door to the student lounge.
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the-thc-ministry.bsky.social @the-thc-ministry.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
AMERICA IS SO FKED! 👊🤬🖕🐷 & GOPedophile Fascists
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
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Wolf Hour @wolfhour.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
(cartoon Jonathan Brown) #politics
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I be having a good ass productive day then here comes depression like *whispers* "dont you miss you parents? How's mourning alive folk going? You miss what they represent they will hurt you because they are unsealed. Maybe im lying 🤥 go find out tehehe"
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Prefoessional headsets. One for the LinkedIn and the other for a passport. My RBF is super saiyan 4 for sure. Photographer asked me if I was ok a few times 😅🤣😂.
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Im pleased with my new ink 💉
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Breeder
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My best friend was dating a woman for 2 weeks only for her to tell him shes married today.... what the whole fuck
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Nicki💗 @awkwardandodd.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Accidentally ordered a large pizza all for myself. Please respect my privacy during this trying time
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Nachoman Randy Sandwich 🥪 @shockuhzulu.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Say cheese psyduck ☺️
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LuxLovely🖤 @luxonearth1.myatproto.social · 23/12/2025
My gap has closed subtly over the last few years(not by choice), but both my dad and maternal grandmother have one so I’ve always had love for it as a feature lol AND it helps me whistle through my teeth🙂‍↕️💅🏽✨
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Black Panther🍁💪🦫🇨🇦 @blackpanther25.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
DeAdder cartoon
Gordie Howe "elbows up"
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