phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 16hit's going to be such a huge relief when I win Mega Millions tonight can't wait 000
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyStop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026So it turns out that Jack Smith was at the Hawkwind show, hundreds of miles from Atlanta. 031
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyDr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago 19998842426
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My grad school self loved the Connections for today 000
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ll double it* and give it to the next person** * back pain ** University President A** C*** 000
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyjon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comPeople Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-AllUrine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine. 1602543646
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am so excited for bedtime I can’t even tell you 051
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I remember my 90-year-old great grandmother saying she had pains where she didn't know she had parts, and I am only half that age but godDAMN i know what she means. 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026do you have some do you have some do you have some chicken fingers 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Godot is actually waiting for them 291
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THE MEDIATOR BETWEEN THE HEAD AND THE HANDS MUST BE THE SHITPOSTS 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shy at first but I open up when you heart my shitposts 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this week has been a real year 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Graying in the beard and still in debt thanks Obama 030
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Aretha was right. "Great gowns...beautiful gowns..." 001
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I heard a rumor that the original Domino's slogan was "Averd the Nerd" until they got John Fogerty to say it 020
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Nothing says Monday night like Case Keenum vs. Andy Dalton 💪🏻 🎆 100
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants. 20752421428
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've got to make it today. I wish there were someone in baggy pants with advice about what I've got to do just to make it today. 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Broncos games make me miss my dog. To whom am I supposed to say “why are they like this?” every five seconds. 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was invited to join a book club that’s talking about “Oxen of the Sun” and I wonder if I can fit it into the conversation that this chapter is easier to read than Dungeon Crawler Carl 210
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I need to marry someone named Bundy or Dahmer or something… the jokes are getting old 000
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will follow you into the skeets 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t think I’ve ever been this tired before the start of the fall quarter. Goddamn. 020
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026nice autumn bro, is it even a season of mists and mellow fruitfulness 000
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026How jabbed is my arm, how jabbed is my arm I really need to learn 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If you ever use the phrase “wow factor” in my presence I will feed you to the fat bears. 020
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6146801036
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Esteemed poet/songwriter Jim Morrison knows how to rhyme “liar” and “fire” 000
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I made a stupid comment on Instagram praising a stupid social media post for correctly putting a question mark outside of the quotation marks, and my friends, it is probably the most influential thing I have ever written 110
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I spend a lot of time fantasizing about Ye Olde Pie Shoppe that I'm going to open when I give up on academia, but now that dream has been ruined by Robert Eggers. I will never forgive him. 130
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyGregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026on fægerre Verona þǣr we leogedon ure gesyhðe 311025
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My Cherished Employer is changing our health coverage options and I think I can safely assume that I am about to get royally geshpoigened in the geshpookel. 000
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026What is jaxssxon wearing 000
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 22/09/202645 minutes till melatonin time I don’t mind telling you, I’m a little excited 010
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“Schnell's Sept. 18 email statement to The Dartmouth was itself "100% Al-written," according to a Pangram test.” Student journalists just running roughshod over this dude 🤣🤟 0155
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Oof." Me, trying to move at any time 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Had a dream that I got a giant "I live for Seinfeld" tattoo on my arm/hand (not true, FWIW) and I'm still puzzling over what it means. 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Skeet ’em Low Shmeppy 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026he took my freshman writing class at Vandy, so obviously this is all my doing 010
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Broncos and Portland State combined might lose 168-0. Updates pending. 100
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyKOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 0193
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyIron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 07212
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Stephen Sondheim, SWEENEY TODD (1979) 020
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Hi it's me, moderately chunky 45-year-old man with low blood pressure. I guess I need to eat more tater tots...oh nooooo... 000
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Me, preparing for the Broncos game this afternoon, reading The Man Without Qualities. 100
phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Corn chex are elite. Crunchymaxxed and flavormogging 001
Reposted by phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes companyReturn of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I taught my father about 6-7 and he 86’d our relationship 2483