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@shmeppy.bsky.social
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Assoc Prof of modernism, film, sound studies, shitposting. Portlandish. I like tater tots, the Broncos (sigh), donkeys, Douglas Sirk, Henry James, maybe some other things. AI is not one of them. The slotted spoon can catch the potato. 🥔

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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 15h
Omgzorz
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 16h
it's going to be such a huge relief when I win Mega Millions tonight can't wait
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Stop Calling Me Frank @stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So it turns out that Jack Smith was at the Hawkwind show, hundreds of miles from Atlanta.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My grad school self loved the Connections for today
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ll double it* and give it to the next person** * back pain ** University President A** C***
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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 30/09/2026
NEW: People who chug their own piss have emerged as MAJOR supporters of AI futurism.com/artificial-i...
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People Who Drink Their Own Pee Are Obsessed With AI, Using It to Reassure Themselves That It's a Miraculous Cure-All
Urine therapy devotees are sharing ways to break past AI guardrails in order to brainstorm ways to use pee as medicine.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am so excited for bedtime I can’t even tell you
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I remember my 90-year-old great grandmother saying she had pains where she didn't know she had parts, and I am only half that age but godDAMN i know what she means.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
do you have some do you have some do you have some chicken fingers
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Godot is actually waiting for them
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE MEDIATOR BETWEEN THE HEAD AND THE HANDS MUST BE THE SHITPOSTS
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shy at first but I open up when you heart my shitposts
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this week has been a real year
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Graying in the beard and still in debt thanks Obama
Me in my I Still Owe Money to Columbia House tshirt
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aretha was right. "Great gowns...beautiful gowns..."
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I heard a rumor that the original Domino's slogan was "Averd the Nerd" until they got John Fogerty to say it
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing says Monday night like Case Keenum vs. Andy Dalton 💪🏻 🎆
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When they get back in power, Democrats need to go all-in on higher education. We need a campaign of reinvestment in public universities across the country that makes the Morrill Land-Grant Act look like nothing by comparison *and* a GI Bill of Rights-style program of tuition grants.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nooooooooooooooo
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've got to make it today. I wish there were someone in baggy pants with advice about what I've got to do just to make it today.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Broncos games make me miss my dog. To whom am I supposed to say “why are they like this?” every five seconds.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I was invited to join a book club that’s talking about “Oxen of the Sun” and I wonder if I can fit it into the conversation that this chapter is easier to read than Dungeon Crawler Carl
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to marry someone named Bundy or Dahmer or something… the jokes are getting old
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will follow you into the skeets
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever been this tired before the start of the fall quarter. Goddamn.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nice autumn bro, is it even a season of mists and mellow fruitfulness
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How jabbed is my arm, how jabbed is my arm I really need to learn
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you ever use the phrase “wow factor” in my presence I will feed you to the fat bears.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Esteemed poet/songwriter Jim Morrison knows how to rhyme “liar” and “fire”
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I made a stupid comment on Instagram praising a stupid social media post for correctly putting a question mark outside of the quotation marks, and my friends, it is probably the most influential thing I have ever written
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I spend a lot of time fantasizing about Ye Olde Pie Shoppe that I'm going to open when I give up on academia, but now that dream has been ruined by Robert Eggers. I will never forgive him.
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Gregory Hays @aristofontes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
on fægerre Verona þǣr we leogedon ure gesyhðe
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My Cherished Employer is changing our health coverage options and I think I can safely assume that I am about to get royally geshpoigened in the geshpookel.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What is jaxssxon wearing
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
45 minutes till melatonin time I don’t mind telling you, I’m a little excited
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Schnell's Sept. 18 email statement to The Dartmouth was itself "100% Al-written," according to a Pangram test.” Student journalists just running roughshod over this dude 🤣🤟
In an email statement to The Dartmouth on Sept. 18, Schnell wrote that he uses artificial intelligence for "language refinement, copyediting, improving clarity and organization and making writing processes more efficient," but "review[s] the final text and takes! responsibility for its content."
"I develop ideas and arguments, conduct the research, evaluate the evidence and sources, determine the structure, prepare drafts and decide what appears in the final text," Schnell wrote. "I regard these technologies as assistive tools. They do not identify the problem, design the research project, guarantee the validity of research results, interpretations, citations, conclusions or substitute for my research, intellectual judgment or authorship."
Schnell's Sept. 18 email statement to The Dartmouth was itself "100% Al-written," according to a Pangram test.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Oof." Me, trying to move at any time
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Had a dream that I got a giant "I live for Seinfeld" tattoo on my arm/hand (not true, FWIW) and I'm still puzzling over what it means.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Skeet ’em Low Shmeppy
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
he took my freshman writing class at Vandy, so obviously this is all my doing
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Broncos and Portland State combined might lose 168-0. Updates pending.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 1
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Frame #5600 from S03 -E22 - Battle Tokyo X-627686
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stephen Sondheim, SWEENEY TODD (1979)
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hi it's me, moderately chunky 45-year-old man with low blood pressure. I guess I need to eat more tater tots...oh nooooo...
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, preparing for the Broncos game this afternoon, reading The Man Without Qualities.
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phone rings, Josh skeets, here comes company @shmeppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Corn chex are elite. Crunchymaxxed and flavormogging
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I taught my father about 6-7 and he 86’d our relationship
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