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Conrad 🙂

@shitpost.expert
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 17/09/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 12/07/2026
fun day to be online
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/06/2026
white house will say he just used one of these
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/06/2026
signature mogged by iran, the final humiliation
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/06/2026
cryin
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 08/06/2026
politics is always just two morons fighting the dumbest fight you’ve ever seen
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 19/05/2026
cornyn pathetically debased himself for nothing and you’re laughing?
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/05/2026
was curios to see how elon is reacting to losing his big openai lawsuit in the funniest way possible (he waited too long to file) but he isn’t talking about it at all just doing his normal “find racist stuff to reply to” routine and pretending none of it happened
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 18/05/2026
lol alright
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 14/05/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 13/05/2026
extremely funny to load up your plane with the Capitalism Avengers team and get nothing. the art of the deal.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 13/05/2026
are you serious
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 11/05/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 11/05/2026
WHAT DO WE WANT? NOTHING! WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WHENEVER!
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 09/05/2026
lol ok
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 26/04/2026
wokely going to post on twitter to complain about Bluesky libtards and get the validation I need
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/04/2026
lol there are MULTIPLE journalisms happening about this over there
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 03/04/2026
well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 02/04/2026
found a guy
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 02/04/2026
lol
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 02/04/2026
found a guy
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 27/03/2026
taco bell closed
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 20/03/2026
buddy if you thought the iraq war era was bad and stupid get ready for things to be 1000x worse forever. "oh you're mad that everything costs more? because you hate OUR TROOPS?"
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 20/03/2026
guy who can't handle typing an address
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 20/03/2026
you'll never believe what this guy thinks the four major points of "human nature" are (his own projection)
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 20/03/2026
ok man
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 20/03/2026
only one person is irreplaceable
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 20/03/2026
guy with ai psychosis thinks ai is more important than it is
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 17/03/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 12/03/2026
not the onion
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 11/03/2026
it's pretty funny that the objectively dumbest one of these guys has the most money
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 11/03/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 08/03/2026
first, this is pretty sick for monitoring the situation. second, what's this about?
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/03/2026
i sleep in a big bed with my wife
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/03/2026
i wonder why people have questions about the moderation process here. it must be the users who are wrong.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/03/2026
just saw this one lol
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/03/2026
hakeem you are a bitch and a loser
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 06/03/2026
went looking for updates on this situation and was greeted by this choice of headline
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 05/03/2026
this is what you sound like right now
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 05/03/2026
haven't stopped thinking about this
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 05/03/2026
yeag
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 05/03/2026
incredible things happening on threads. choosing to believe this is a psyop.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/03/2026
didn't they already say they had that like two days ago. cringe empire collapse.
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 04/03/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 24/02/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 23/02/2026
before he changed it to be about sweatshops it was going to be about age of consent laws
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 23/02/2026
it takes two years to make one missile that ends up being fired at some goat herders just to look tough
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 21/02/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 21/02/2026
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Conrad 🙂 @shitpost.expert · 19/02/2026
modern fascism can't even try to look hard it's just pictures of daddy
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