Reposted by ShitlawnsNeil @uk-wildlife.bsky.social · 31/08/2025The bit the plastic grass sellers don't tell you! @shitlawns.bsky.social 1285
Reposted by Shitlawnstimoconnorbl.bsky.social @timoconnorbl.bsky.social · 14/08/2025An interesting development. ministryofsport.com/the-netherla...ministryofsport.comThe Netherlands to phase out artificial turf over health and environmental concerns - Ministry of SportIn a significant move set to take effect from 2030 onwards, the Netherlands is poised to bid farewell to artificial grass on sports fields, opting for real grass surfaces instead. This is due to the i... 120838
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 14/07/2025If there is more life on a kids nit comb than a garden, we need Government to step in and end the trend. Please sign to ban domestic use of Plastic Grass petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71... 917261
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 13/07/2025"We've got a spare ball boss, what do we do with it?" "Just plonk it randomly like you did with the plants!" 55110
Reposted by ShitlawnsIain Soutar @isoutar.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Artificial grass: the gift that keeps on giving.bbc.co.ukArtificial grass catches fire at Derbyshire farm in heatwaveA plume of black smoke is rising from a farm in Stanton, near Swadlincote. 1521474
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 25/05/2025What in the Rishi Sunak's Helipad is wrong with people! 9619
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 04/05/2025With record temperatures and very little rain before Summer has even begun, we need to start taking better care of our natural world for wildlife and climate. An easy start is to ban lifeless plastic gardens 📝 petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71... 1322859
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 13/04/2025At a time when gardens are at their most important for helping wildlife cling on and as mitigation for climate impacts we need people to do the right thing. They don't, so now we need Government to... petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...petition.parliament.ukPetition: Ban the residential use of artificial grassWe urge the Government to introduce a ban on both the use and sale of artificial grass in residential settings. This should include prohibiting its installation in private gardens and outdoor spaces, ... 812564
Reposted by ShitlawnsBantshire University @bantshireuni.bsky.social · 01/04/2025We’re upgrading our historic Great Lawn to use durable ArtiGrass™, helping to save on maintenance costs and improve aesthetics. 4194
Reposted by ShitlawnsAnon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14/03/2025People who have fake grass installed at home are cunts, there are no exceptions 191999
Reposted by Shitlawnsplantsfromthepines.bsky.social @plantsfromthepines.bsky.social · 16/03/2025@shitlawns.bsky.social No, I'm not sure why either..? 3216
Reposted by ShitlawnsNeil @uk-wildlife.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Depressingly there's enough business to support a brick and mortar fake grass shop near me, but I did laugh at the advert in the window. So much for the reduced maintenance and cost saving from not mowing! £40 to RENT or £200 to buy an artificial grass hoover! What a crazy world we live in! 43811
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Enough to drive anyone to madness...unless of course you had that problem already 2272
Reposted by ShitlawnsFiMacHarry @fimacharry.bsky.social · 31/01/2025@shitlawns.bsky.social Royal Borough of Greenwich has forgotten it has a Biodiversity Action Plan. Surely this would have been better the other way around 😕 1203
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 17/01/2025When you had a funny shaped offcut from your last job... #PlonkItDown #JobsAGoodun 2512
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Landscapers that lay astroturf profit from destroying your local ecosystem. Neither consumer or contractor pays the true cost of damages. Pavan Sukhdev calls this concept the "Economic Invisibility of Nature" and this is something that our Government need to start acknowledging. 29426
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 12/12/2024When you do your whole foodshop in Waitrose but have to pop into Iceland because you prefer their cheap crumpets 1464
Reposted by ShitlawnsRyan Dalton @mrryanjdalton.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Morning... @shitlawns.bsky.social 1495
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 22/11/2024When the only plants you can see belong to your neighbours, it's time to slip on your shiny paving and knock some sense into yourself 67510
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Tell me you've never studied garden design without telling me... 9847
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Who's ready for a #ShitLawnOfTheYear candidate? Don't stub your toe on your crushed velvet sofa on the way to the back door will you! #LiveLaughLoathe 105911
Shitlawns @shitlawns.bsky.social · 18/11/2024We're taxed for driving polluting vehicles, drinking and smoking because it can be harmful and costly to humanity as a collective. But this, you can get away with scot free 17710