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Martin Shipp

@shippco.bsky.social
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Puts up with things.

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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Curse of Brandreth strikes again!
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Another great gone. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
theguardian.com
Bill Oddie, naturalist and broadcaster, dies aged 85
Coming to fame in The Goodies, Oddie was later known for his wildlife expertise and presented BBC Springwatch
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Andrew Dice Clay
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The blissed-out face of a cat who not half an hour ago had a fistful of painkillers and antibiotics shoved down his throat.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Tonight's bloody weird dream: bottles. Thousands of 'em, followed by frantically cleaning jaffa cakes from the otherwise pristine upholstery of what looked like somebody's private aeroplane.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Remember that time when Luke Cage was president of the Arthur Askey Fan Club?
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I would like to announce that as the cat is sitting in my spot, I am resigning from the sofa but will be fighting to regain my seat in the near future.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Football, eh? Bloody hell.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
And now it's time to wrassle the cat into his carrier for this week's incredibly expensive visit to the vet.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Dear Sky TV; My proofreading services are available. Competitive rates.
Image of a Sky Television bus shelter advertisement; text reads 'Prices may change during 24-month miniumn term.'
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Half a 2ltr tub vanilla ice cream left out to soften a bit, one carton custard (pref also with vanilla), a few sticks of rhubarb poached in a tiny amount of water with ginger and demerara sugar to taste. Mix, freeze, eat. You're welcome.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
youtu.be/NJ_sqNYmdHM?...
youtu.be
CAMBERWICK GREEN TITLES
YouTube video by Stormer10
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The last time I used Asda's delivery service it turned up with none of the fresh or frozen items. No explanation, they just weren't there. Tried again this week; ordered a load of stuff for delivery 6 - 7pm, got a text at 7.30 saying it was cancelled. No reason. So: sod you, Asda.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Fancied an affogato but couldn't be arsed to brew espresso. Put a few drops of garlic/chili Cholula on a scoop of vanilla instead. Highly recommended.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Small Prophets: pretty much perfect.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Remembir everye daye ys a goode daye to reach out to a friende and tell them how much you love them. Maybe buy them a booke. Bringe up an olde inside joke. All the sillye thinges and the serious thinges about friendeshippe, thei are all infinitelye valuable. Tyme spent thus wil nevir be regrettid.
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Marc Laming all singing, all dancing comics guy. @marclaming.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If my friends here could give my Dan Dare kickstarter posts re-post when you see them I would be extremely grateful. There a great article about our campaign in this month's Judge Dredd Megazine - shops now!
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I hate to say this but Prince Harry seems like a half-way decent bloke. Made a good job of his pre-Xmas skit on Colbert, obviously loves his missus. I may feel a twinge of regret when the revolution comes.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Short-run, cancelled-too-soon comics runs that haven't been collected (AFAIK) but should have been: Thriller Kaminski/Martinborough Creeper Peyer/Morales Hourman Avengers Inc Dakota North Investigates
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I may or may not have had a contact lens stuck on my left eye for two days.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Asda delivery yesterday, none of the fresh or chilled items in it. Morrisons this morning, very little on the shelves. Supply chain problems? The beginning of a food crisis? I'm up for a riot if it comes to it, who's joining me?
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
You know what would be nice? A decent Parker movie. That'd be nice.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Cat2 has started running up to the TV as soon as it's turned on. This is why.
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Colin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I made the terrible mistake of bodging together a playlist of my all-time favourite tracks and now it’s pretty much all I listen to. Or indeed want to. More than 7 hours of bliss & it’s darn hard to step away from it in search of pastures new.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Cat 2 (Trevor), realising what happened at the vet this morning.
Black and white cat laying on a blue mat, recovering from having his nads cut off.
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Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
In 1936 Tintin creator Hergé’s original multi-colour cover art for The Blue Lotus was too expensive to reproduce, so it ended up being given to his editor’s 7-yr-old son. In 2021, it was sold ~ for almost $4m (Herge Moulinsart) edition.cnn.com/style/articl...
Tintin and Snowy the dog peep out from a Chinese pot to confront a scary, sinuous red dragon, against a dark background with swirls
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Four countries in just about five hours. Modern life can be not rubbish.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sunday evening vibe
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Tripped on Thursday. Broke fall against a metal post. Today:
A massive scarlet bruise about five inches wide at the top of a leg
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Decided to read Raymond Chandler. So far I'm up to the n in his surname.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
@willvigar.bsky.social Ron takes on Suburban Homeboy solo, Hammersmith, about ten minutes ago.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I mean, I could go on about how a drunken mistake (not mine, I hasten to add) five years ago has led to me having to fork out nearly a grand this week, but what's the point?
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Lunchtime! Not sure what to have - a salad of fern leaves of a bowl of Vietnamese noodle broth. So: Frond or pho?
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Frank: Ooh, Betty! The proletariat should seize the means of production! Betty: Oh, Frank! A post-capital classless society! Frank: Betty! Engels the cat's done a whoopsie in my beret! Ooh! - Marxist Spencers
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
New cat bed that he immediately loved: £9.99. Knowing it'll stop him leaving fur all over the sofa: beyond rubies.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
13 hour day at work (sicknesses, maternity leave, unexpected resignation), roadworks all down the A10. Two hours to do a 25-minute trip. Get home, sit down to take my boots off - power cut. Sat here in the dark without even a cuppa. Pray for me and my non-existent children.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
@pbrainey.bsky.social This is your cue!
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
When your 'conquering all of time and space' plan goes out the window, it's good to have something to fall back on.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Robert Carl's Night Garden sounds exactly how the soundtrack of an episode of Ivor The Engine directed by David Lynch would sound.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The vet has put the cat on a diet. The cat is not happy about this.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Could we please now have a decent quality release of On The Air?
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Caught this the other day. Hadn't seen it since was first released. It is utterly joyous.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Got a message from the vet: it's time for Kato's annual health check. This time, could you please provide a sample of his urine? Anybody know how to do this without losing an arm or an eye or whatever?
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all you good good people.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I've been all over looking for Lancashire and Cheshire cheeses. No joy. Are they extinct or summat?
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Dr. Doom's pronouns are Doom/Doom.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Been to see Dr. Strangelove. Exquisite switching between Coogan and his doubles in the quick changes.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My back's fucked again and I can't take a breath without sounding like my chest is full of mud. Send pictures, preferably of Anna Kendrick.
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Martin Shipp @shippco.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
Looks like the Cat Distribution Service is in action again; this tiny beast keeps strolling in through the front door and demanding food...
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