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Duncan Brealey

@shipbuilderd.bsky.social
126 followers 45 following 136 posts

Work: Atlas, holding a Uni Physics department on my shoulders. Non work: Sticking bits of plastic together.

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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Obviously a cross breed. Half collie, Half Alien face hugger.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Particularly disheartening if you have been doing a 'Likely Lads' & avoiding all mention of the cricket until you sit down to watch highlights in the evening.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What are you tapping it to? A paving slab & then chucking it in the canal?
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What ARE you doing with that iced finger? !!
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Good job this wasn't around when the Charlton brothers where playing then! Automatic three match suspension for both of them.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
🎵The oat milk in my latte has curdled in the the heat say the bells of Shoreditch 🎵
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A beautiful gift & something she will want to wear on her 121st birthday.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Ah, memories... Leatherette seats in family Triumph Herald. No need for seatbelts, fully immobilised in the back.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Driving in My Car for three days straight on the nullarbor plain road. #AussieMadness
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
£350M On The Buses
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hate Thy Neighbour
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Did you see this story on BuzzFeed?
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Love You Mooring #watercocks
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Not all revved up about him then? Sorry I'll get my fish-tail parka.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
It's no use Mr. Quantick, it's Burnhams all the way down.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Operation Dyna-No!
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The view from space look of the Pokemon Go logo is because the person who developed the game formally worked at US National Reconnaissance Office on there Key Hole optical surveillance satellite program.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Yeah I know the bill is more than I quoted mate, but in the end I had to replace seven seals to get it through the MOT."
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My Life in the Brisket of Ghosts
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Lets see what colour card the referee pulls out... Yes it's a Green card !... But, their still going to arrest & deport him anyway.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Sex & Drugs & lullaby's
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Plastic Crystal Palace People #scottwalkerfootball
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sorted for E-numbers & FizzWiz
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Daniel Emerson @doktorfuttocks.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Tonic Wines: John Candy as Uncle Buckfast Sanatogenny Agutter Wincarnish Kumar #celebritywine
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
As well as 'Sausages' they can now say 'Chorizo' & 'Salami'
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Dinner scene from Carry On Up The Khyber
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ahh, the spirit of Sir Harry Lauder lives on...
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nobody expects the Spanish Eyes inquisition! #elvismontypython
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Steve Coogan. He appeared as God in 24Hr Party People, AND suggested a Vini Reilly retrospective to boot.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The horror that was the N1 moon rocket.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Although he's now estranged from his family they have still sent him the usual birthday cake... Except this one had a file in it... But not the kind of file he was hoping for.
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David Quainton @dqstuff.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Why pamper life’s complexity When the batter runs smooth And the syrup is sweet?
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I think the people of this country have had enough of tax-exile billionaires.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Singing In The Uranium #nuclearhits
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Reform like a political charity shop accepting unwanted tat. Just arrived, a jigsaw with some of its pieces missing. Joins the piles of Dan Brown books.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Papa Don't Rabbit #MadonnaChasAndDave
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When de Gaulle announced France would be leaving NATO he phoned president Johnston to insist that "All US troops MUST leave French soil!" LBJ's replay was "So, does that include the ones buried there?" Only recorded instance of Charlie being left speechless...
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Well, they are already Nationalist, so he could add some Socialism to the mix & make them... Oh, hang on a minute...
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Racing to get to it before Russkie's do. Quite literally the plot of Ice Station Zebra!
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Terry Pratchett & the German Soup...
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Brett Anderson-shine of Your Love #ruinasongtitlewithanindiebandmembersname
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Wouldn't that be a Stuka Spruce?... I'll get my anorak.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
A montage put together by the people who do the ones for the end of the the snooker championships, sound-tracked by 'The Entertainer', of course.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
We have spent a most interesting afternoon at the Shire Horse Centre.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My suggestions would be: Village - Man In The Moon Porcupine Tree - Stars Die Trembling Blue Stars - Sometimes I Still Feel The Bruise
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Dave Jamieson @jamieson.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer. Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss. 'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
'A Nightmare on Elm St Eve.' A construction worthy of the builders of the Pyramids sir.
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Wishing you a very early very Merry Christmas to you & yours. Did enjoy your two Sunday shows & pass on my thanks to Nat for his selections. Keep up the good work through 2026!
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Duncan Brealey @shipbuilderd.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dunc-kirk
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