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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 18h

Contrary to popular belief, it is inappropriate to take an air guitar into an interview.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 19h

ah. i see that you must be from the past.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

that's all well and good, but what happens when some troll appears out of the blue and tells you that your socks dont match and are made from a suboptimal fibre blend.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I CAN OFFER HALF A SANDWICH DON'T LOW-BALL ME. I KNOW WHAT I HAVE.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

HI. IS THIS STILL AVAILABLE?

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

not particularly impressed by this Skater Boi remix.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

hope you had your trousers on backwards at the time

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Old and busted: This meeting could have been an email New hotness: These two paragraphs could have been a bullet-point.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

mmm. trailer park cocktails.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is this the same Bill Gates who was found in the Epstein files asking how to dose his wife with drugs without her knowledge?

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

>but it does not render any result. Only grey boxes. grey boxes are usually because canvas access is denied/disabled use the widget on the left of the address bar to allow canvas, then reload the page.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Brain Surgery: It's not Rocket Science though, is it?

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Surely an affidavit would have been sufficient.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But this is a no hork zone

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Maybe she's born with it, maybe she's denied coverage due to a pre-existing condition.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

For all intensive purposes I think you are looking for an escape goat.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

JD Vance and Hide-the-pain Harolds lovechild.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

only true if the pensioner doesnt put bubbles in.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

🎵 It's the end of the world as we know it and Pie feels fine 🎵

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's clearly not an amount of sprouts for personal use. It's a stash of sprouts as might be kept by a sprout dealer or sprout pusher.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That's not an amount of sprouts for personal use. That shows some kind of sprout dealer/pusher.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It's probably a demand for rent.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"Hey Mitch. Are you in the room with us now?"

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I see the mistake. They're trying to actually speak to him. They should probably be using a Ouija board.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

That car can be used as a contraceptive.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Relax folks, its just a phallusy.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

some countries will allow you to backup stuff, as long as you dont bypass any copy protection to do it. some countries had vague laws (UK, pre-2014) so they made it legal to make a digital copy (UK, 2014) ...but then made it illegal again a year later (UK, 2015)

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If I save this post will it be easy to find later?

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

lets start simple. perhaps with the 'h' from 'herbs'

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Hopefully he'll go one stroke too far on the links.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

the 'it may as well happen now' is a fairly fundamental part of what was said. and its stupid.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

theres nothing stupid about a united Ireland. but there is a lot stupid about 'it may as well happen now', as though its just a box to tick and not a quagmire of legal and political and geographic ramifications.

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Boli @shiftbreak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

US president pretends to have a business meeting to vaguely camouflage his golf trip. FTFY

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