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Shevaun

@shevyf.bsky.social
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#TTRPG enthusiast, general game-player, never got the hang of using a console controller, easily nerd-sniped by frontend issues. Profile picture: collaboration with niece, age 7.

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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Having some feelings about Assassin's Creed which are probably too wordy to post anywhere sensible. Hoping @outsidextra.bsky.social makes a video explaining the financial decisions behind whatever the hell they've been doing recently that makes the games measurably longer without being better.
Screenshot of text not yet saved: "Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced is making me realise how much 'modern' AC games have felt like a slog. The features they have added from more recent games are tiresome, like, why do you want me to keep playing your game after I've finished the whole plot? What do you get from that, game company? I'm not giving you more money or anything. It's like the Marvel movies - you never have a real ending because they gotta cliffhanger all the time,  which just means you never feel finished, ever. Shadows was even worse for that because they've decided to remove all Precurser content, all modern day content, and you aren't even playing a capital-a-Assassin apparently?! That's not Assassin's Creed, that's just historical fiction surely? You can spend a hundred hours waiting for the other shoe to drop and instead there's only stupid daily quests. I already have doom-scrolling on my phone to suck me in with no payoff, why is there doom-questing in my games now?? Plus, that many pointless extra quests means that the whole plot gets diluted down, reducing the emotional impact of each story beat because it's been so long real time since anything important happened. The new content in Black Flag is introduced so early that it's completely derailed the start of the game; I've got hours of side quests on the board, and I haven't even been shown all the game mechanics yet, not to mention remembering why Edward is making the choices he's making."
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Congrats on being shouted out during the stream!
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Congrats on being shouted out during the stream!
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The @gamechanger.dropout.tv Kickstarter is posting daily challenges. This is the first I've done, and it had better be good because I've eaten it now. It certainly tasted good. #GameChangerC217
A loop-de-loop made from my lunch. The stripes are: a red vinaigrette slaw, sundried tomato pesto, red pepper hummus and a local Irish mature cheddar. With prompt cards in cream cheese and black pepper on an olive oil cracker, and some broccoli because it needed colour. Perhaps they represent players?
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Presented without context, just like IMDB did to me. Bram Stoker's Dracula never looked so... uh. m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5...
3 dolls licensed from Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992). Mina looks like Mary Poppins trying to pose for a photo with an incredibly high fever (cinched waist, puffy shoulders and high collar, all in green; glassy eyes drifting to opposite sides of her head). There are then 2 Draculas. The first is a pretty good approximation of hot young Absynth Dracula, with his cravat, top hat and tiny glasses. If you look closely he has the face of Andy Garcia but it works. The other (Vlad the Impaler Drac) is best described as Matt Berry in a knock-off batman hallowe'en costume he bought online sight-unseen, and found out it was red too late to get something else. Mina's head is too small, the Draculas' heads are too big. Overall, not sure if toys or wedding cake toppers.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Next up on 'things I spent too long on' #assassinscreed #memefilking
4 partially opened four-finger kitkats held in a bunch with a big bite taken out of all of them  at once, in defiance of all rules for kitkat consumption. The profane kitkats are being held by a hand with a hidden blade, Assassin's Creed style, with Florence in the background. The heading reads 'Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted'.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
From a different angle you can see the table legs... which are just warhammers! I did try doing something to cover up the rim of the base, but didn't find anything which would scale correctly.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Fleur de Coeur, an assassin built for infiltration. She uses her monk and bard skills to perform as an acrobat, taking out her targets with a flick of her wrist when she gets close. My first proper use of kitbashing to get the pose I always wanted for this character.
A feminine but clearly artificial figure, with porcelain-white and gold paneling, ornate painted makeup and a performer's outfit in pink and purple which matches her eyes. She is standing on one hand, her back arched and legs pointed straight forwards over her head. She lifts her head to sight a target for the shuriken she wields in her free hand.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Teletext screenshot showing a variation on the Cloudflare error page in chunky pixelated style.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Rook, Hero of the #Veilguard #DragonAge
An intense young woman, with dark skin, a substantial afro, and black and green armour with red accents, in a fantasy style. Having a deep conversation with someone just offscreen (it was Bellara)
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Very silly thing: down the country to celebrate anniversary with @natural20.bsky.social and I asked the nice cocktail bar to make me a Johnny Silverhand - described in Cyberpunk 2077 as a tequila old fashioned topped up with cerveza with a chili garnish. The result was very drinkable!
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
There was a call for filler art for the #Glasgow2024 souvenir book which I did a little piece for; it wasn't used but honestly I'm not surprised, especially now I've seen the final book (which is very nice). I'm still pretty pleased with my cyberpunk armadillo though.
A mostly black and white line drawing of burly armadillo in futuristic body armor with multiple lenses on the helmet, giving an almost insectoid look. The dark wall behind the alley is plastered with graffiti, stickers and trash.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 30/07/2024
frame from a non-musical movie with a great soundtrack
Five heroes from Mortal Kombat, lining up ready to fight. Left to right: Princess Kitana, Liu Kang, Raiden, Sonya Blade and Johnny Cage. All in classic outfits except Sonya, who is wearing a big baggy robe because a few minutes ago Shang Tsung dressed her up all slutty just because. She still has the big hair.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
Someone please make a meme of this still from classic* film War (2007) starring Jason Statham and Jet Li? *deeply mediocre
A woman's hand hold a gun to a man's head. They are both in suits. The subtitles show the woman is saying (offscreen) "I'd like a salad."
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
Bluesky introduced hashtag functionality just in time! #sneachta #Dublin
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 29/10/2023
Most of the people at this gig didn't know who @mc.frontalot.com is, but he did a great job of drawing them in. And signed my copy of Secrets From The Future!
MC Frontalot in classic stage uniform of office wear, white tie and forehead torch like cyclists wear? Performing on stage at Whelan's, Dublin. Accompanied by Lauren Ipsum, in much more casual t-shirt and jeans. Red lights, audience in the foreground.
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Shevaun @shevyf.bsky.social · 27/10/2023
I didn't take a lot of pictures at CriticalRole - my convention brain is programmed not to post pictures of cosplayers without consent - but here's my view at least.
A view of the stage during the Critical Role show. The stage and cast are visible, beneath a huge screen showing Matthew Mercer standing behind his GM screen. A sea of heads is visible below, barely highlighted by the stage lights. Probably a couple thousand people visible even in this limited view.
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