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Elisheva Malka Anne

@shevamalkar.bsky.social
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She/They. Ashkenazi Jew ✡️🕊️ Bookworm. Doll Collector. Possum Apologist. EDS Zebra 🦓 🥄 I like animals more than people.

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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
When Jews were targeted at a Hanukkah celebration in Bondi, Ahmed El Ahmed ran toward the gunfire. Person of the Year. Period.
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My girl and I
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Erika Swyler @erikaswyler.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Good morning. If you're reading this, you've outlived someone who did heinous things. Good on you. It's possible. Keep at it.
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I have already applied for several remote positions with various companies, which I’m hopeful about. In the meantime, I need to feed myself, my fiancee and our cats. anything is appreciated at this time, especially reposts! Venmo: theyehudit Cashapp: $shevaanne Thanks so much. I love you all 💜
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
howdy. I have a lot of pride surrounding this but 💀 shit happens. I was stiffed for freelance work by someone who has previously always paid me. This is almost certainly something that happened as retaliation for me not crossing a very professional line.
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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catsandbuds.bsky.social @catsandbuds.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
They're going to name it the Jeffrey Epstein memorial Ballroom
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
the face of someone who is terrified of turning 26 in 2 days
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Waking up to joint pain is… not it But it is sweet to wake up and hear my fiancee sleeping and breathing all cutely 😭
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
chronic illness truly means giving up protesting in the streets because of my immune system and poor mobility. If you’re going to a No Kings protest, give our government extra hell, from me. 💜
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Elana Levin @levin.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#NoKings disability justice zoom for folks who can’t attend in the streets.
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I know Cyberbully was a serious ABC Family movie when it came out, but HOLY SHIT I cannot take any of the acting or scenes seriously 💀
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Happy Indigenous People Day! Did you know that Indigenous women go missing and are murdered ten times more than average? They don’t even get a quarter of the attention that a white woman going missing would get. Please keep these women in your mind. Don’t forget them www.niwrc.org/mmiwr-awaren...
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Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Relatives (MMIWR) | NIWRC
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Good afternoon you absolute icons
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Idk I am ready to give up dawg
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jori 🏵️ @jorbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
it’s a terrible day to be me (a tswift hater)
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I’ll be unreachable starting tomorrow at sundown. To anyone who I have wronged in the past year, I hope you give me a chance to keep getting better, if not, my apology still stands. I love you all. 🕊️
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2025
"remember that THEY took walmart's famed live lobster tank from you" hey man i think you should lie down
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I’m always chasing that whimsy ✨ love my dolls, you’re never too old for them 💜
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
If I had a dollar for every single time Teladoc was down when it was time for one of my appointment, I’d literally be able to move out of the country away from this janky ass healthcare system 🤡
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
finished my schoolwork. It’s time for chronic illness bedrot. 🐸
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Wedding planning is so fun and idk how people let it make them act diabolical.
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
“Omg I wish I had your body” Thanks! It doesn’t function properly 😍😍😍😍😍
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
My lil studio Ghibli girl 😭🎀
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
the Allman Brothers Band should have made a song about almonds
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Charlie Kirk and most conservatives hate America. That’s why they want to destroy it
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
yall wonder why Jews don’t wanna take you seriously when you literally push Khazar theory and conspiracies about media 🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
My doll collection is literally coming together like the most delicious dish Gordan Ramsey has ever cooked up
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
men w little man syndrome need to try to polarize people existing on the internet 🤝 people who have never met a single Arab or Jew
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
if you bring up Israel/Palestine when Jews are just existing, you’re a fucking racist and I don’t give a shit about you.
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Quote of shame. I didn’t mention Israel or Palestine in my post but this fucking chud did on my unrelated post!
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I need Kendrick to write a diss track about all the people that I can’t fucking stand
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I’ve seen like 4 people blame Jews for CK’s death atp, blocked them all. A) us Jews got bigger fish to fry B) why do you care lmao
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justfara @justfara.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
it’s crazy that what I was told for most of childhood and teen years were ‘growing pains’ and ‘hypochondria’ were actually just the starts of chronic pain and anxiety about the fact that it wasn’t being addressed
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
the jacket and the shorts are IT the crochet top is too big on me but I’ll alter it soon slay
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Maybe I’m chronically ill and will never know what it’s like to be healthy again, but at least I didn’t vote for Trump lmao
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
hey can the US gov like give me my finny aid NOW?
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
On the day it happens I’m literally doing a shot
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Bun Mom on Lake Ontario 🇨🇦😺 @bunmominontario.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Yeah, so here's my bunny...
White and blue bunny, whose ears have been stolen by the ear thief.
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
headphones on bc I have fuckin podcasts to catch up on while I clean and go for my silly little walks
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Mikæla @crashannburn.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I can’t believe everyone got Jeffrey Epstein the same thing: corroborating evidence
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
me when I’m out on the town w the girls (I’m the one in the back)
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I’m so overstimulated it’s not even funny
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
i fear I’m becoming obsessed with kefir
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Elisheva Malka Anne @shevamalkar.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Instead of normal collagen I am held together by glitter glue, pink bows and a prayer That’s why I’m so unwell and also why I’m so girlypop It’s GENETIC
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