Reposted by ZERØThe Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation theonion.com/congress-sends-unemplo… 171537165
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 08/09/2026homeless in 2 days bc no one wants to rent to a guy whose credit score was ravaged by medical debt due to cancer and his immigrant husband who is getting fucked at every turn by USCIS and SSA so none of his documents match and thus he cannot get background checked 100
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 24/08/2026where can 2 homo students in chicago live while we go back to college. rent to us we're so cute 010
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Reposted by ZERØsun emoji @sunscribbler.bsky.social · 08/06/2026hello!! i got hit by an overdraft fee after forgetting to cancel a $2 monthly charge on patreon and now i'm in the red. if anyone could commission me or share this i would appreciate it a lot 023
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 26/05/2026(posting this here bc it remained untouched on tumblr. much like one of peryite's chosen) 000
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 26/05/2026wanting to get fucked while you're on your period makes you feel like one of peryite's chosen 100
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 26/05/2026i wrote something for fun. i want to get back into writing something for fun. ko-fi.com/post/will-my...ko-fi.comwill my cobbler escape samsara?Zerø published a post on Ko-fi 010
Reposted by ZERØsun emoji @sunscribbler.bsky.social · 20/05/2026mina ha the woman that you are #deadlock 02210
Reposted by ZERØThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/04/2026Melania Takes Camilla On Fun Girls’ Day Of Staring Coldly Across Empty Room In Silence 562402310
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026you should also know it's my birthday soon and im gonna be the birthday boy on my birthday (this weekend) 021
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Reposted by ZERØBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 17/08/2023Standing perfectly still so I don't accidentally spend money 472844626
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Reposted by ZERØ Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you. 3694282369
Reposted by ZERØnude antifa goat @goat.sex · 22/04/2026i cannot overstate as an american how much i want our tech giants to face actual consequences for their bullshit, and i hope the entirety of the EU follows suit with this 4732268
Reposted by ZERØRadical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 27/04/2026"Trust Lesbians, Not Cops" Seen in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 1544321314
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026sorry im late i was busy kissing my husband over and over 000
Reposted by ZERØsun emoji @sunscribbler.bsky.social · 31/03/2026@sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social's normal malkavian guy. mal (kavian) 022
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 31/03/2026my pookie.... this loser was my first ever #VTM pc and i liked when he got hurt 000
Reposted by ZERØsun emoji @sunscribbler.bsky.social · 25/03/2026social commentary is when some white people are on scholarship and some white people are trust fund babies 031
Reposted by ZERØemil @emil.nexus · 28/03/20265-Year-Old Kojima Tweeting: 10:57: Just Ate "Twix Snickerdoodle". Wow! I enjoyed the subversion of the 'Cookie Element', and the lingering sweet flavor. This dessert makes one question what the nature of COOKIE and CANDY truly is. It is a rare "treat" for fans of the genre.👍 18:32: Ate "Broccoli". 827171090
Reposted by ZERØwint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health 73148742466
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 11/03/2026the great gatsby is a hard read for 2nd graders because it's 5th grade reading level material 140
Reposted by ZERØzeet (irrigation engineer) @zeet.bsky.social · 11/03/2026i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid 444113372889
Reposted by ZERØsun emoji @sunscribbler.bsky.social · 01/03/2026gratien fournier. ghouled in the 1930s, still alive and kicking somehow. 142
ZERØ @sheriffsodomyjones.bsky.social · 01/03/2026you call him that like he wasn't a normal year old eberron oc first.... 010
Reposted by ZERØChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 17/02/2026Someone tell Hillary that this is her husband’s legacy too 72791915