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The Commonest Man in Festo

@sheriffofgay.bsky.social
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Lo. 34. They/them. Fanfic writer. 🔞 Comics, RGG, KH, FF, Kamen Rider, horror. ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/loseph_lo…

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kia @atomeja.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
all you need is time #roguetrader
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone say hi to yaoi jesus
Aoba SSR in the DMMD and nuCarnival collab
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Ghxst / Tattoo @ghxst.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting c0mmed to draw kashiwagi/majima feels like a sin, when I usually just do it for the love of the game 🍜🐍
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The boys are back in town - I'm calling this papercut illustration officially done! 🚬 🍺 🎭 🔪 Details below ⬇️
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In my yearly "play every DA game" era rn and playing backwards. Anyways I'm on inquisition and why wasn't anyone like "hey Solas kind of weird how you're named after the elven word for pride and also this temple that's a temple of pride"
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Jabro 👹 @jabro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
clothes are also adjustable for the werewolf form
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Bug!💗Comms: OPEN! @lilwilbug.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Liam♂️✨(commission) Belongs to @ichika65.bsky.social ! #art
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Marie Enger @ LBX26 Table 409 @soengery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
if I offered disco commissions I could pay off my root canal, crown AND finally finish my Disco Elysium art book...
A drawing of Kim and Harry from Disco Elysium
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe it shrank in the wash…?
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Alan Capes ✨ @seealandraw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Team galactic would like to recruit you #pokemon #nuzlocke
A line up of pokemon gijinkas, a buff garchomp woman, a depressed looking weavile, a fat purugly woman, a dignified skuntank woman, and a flexing toxicroak.
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 7, Episode 5
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 17/09/2026
Spiral www.patreon.com/trungles/pos...
A six-armed lady in furry boots brandishes a bunch of swords!
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Sean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
#botd #peterfalk #columbo
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 11/09/2026
queen’s blood is back in revelation BAYBEE!!!
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🔞Hexlace @hexlace.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Old man yaoi
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe my greatest creation from when I watched rose of Versailles
The "Me and my friends would've killed ET with hammers I can tell you that much" tweet edited to read "Me and my friends would've killed the Bourbon Dynasty with guillotines I can tell you that much"
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TK 🌸 @practicesbaby.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
Hello this is Beyoncé
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fold @foldpls.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yea cream on it
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Phil Hester @philhester.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The tiger force at the heart of #109Kirbys-- DARKSEID.
A hulking Darskeid shatters the shepherd's crook of Highfather in a sketch by me.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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tre. @doodletre.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
심심해 #saemaji
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
When your name is Horus Heresy and you have to convince someone there's no heresy
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Guess who cried wayching the new episode of TYBW
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げん @anko-shiyou.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
冴真
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Kelly Turnbull @coelasquid.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They did The Thing, the stage play was worth it
The actor playing Majima jumping crotch first at the actor playing Saejima in the Yakuza stage play so he can heft him up into a spinning attackSaejima spinning Majima around to slash peopleSaejima spinning Majima around to slash people
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Gary, Indiana residents have been without power for ten days. Here’s how you can help.
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Gary Residents Have Been Without Power For 10 Days. Here's How You Can Help
A South Side business is offering free laundry service for storm-affected Gary families, while another fundraiser is collecting money for essentials as some residents face a second week without electr...
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fabrickind @fabrickind.com · 16/08/2026
Yesterday I made a very long Tumblr post about an unusual Playboy bunnysuit, in case anyone is interested in going down the, uh, rabbit hole www.tumblr.com/fabrickind/8...
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💬 7  🔁 130  ❤️ 391 · I found something VERY interesting on Ebay: a highly unusual bunnysuit https://www.ebay.com/itm/158125400919 The description says it was worn by the seller's mother in 1961 a…
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Sebastián Píriz @sebastianpiriz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Touching grass with Mr. Horus Heresy himself
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Saw someone call Kirkwall Gotham Thedas
An image of the gates of Kirkwall from Dragon Age 2 with red lyrium statue Meredith and an image of the exploding Kirkwall chantry poorly pasted onto it. Overlayed text says:

Things to do in Kirkwall: Leave
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
INLAND EMPIRE - The furnace has long been cold, despite itself. You're too sad to jerk off. This is not the first time this has happened, either. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 30/07/2026
🌈 2010. 🎶 Erasure's Always plays as you mash Z, chasing that high score 🏆 and your best sparkly unicorn life 🦄 ROBOT UNICORN ATTACK still runs thanks to preservation & emulation via Ruffle. Flash is gone 👋, but your favorite games don't have to be. 🌐 Play it now! archive.org/details/robo...
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skele-kins @ 🤷 💿 🔄👉 @zoldafitzgerald.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
POV: you accidentally became Important at work
bright holds out a stack of papers and says "You'll do it, won't you?"
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
goldenrod, a haughty, stuck-up unicorn whose hair is supposedly spun from real gold--but she's never let a mere human get close enough to check. not even a virgin is good enough for her, only the most dominating males can have her. and her rod is of course huge.
princess eveline as a unicorn
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 15/08/2026
Mutual: Really sick and tired of people who eat bugs lately :/ Me: (desperately trying to remember when I might have possibly eaten a bug) it's over. This is about me
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Joe-ker "why so serious" 🎃 <(guess the movie) @robotfaker.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuck you for what you did to the Western anime market
Me flipping off a plate of sushi at Kura sushi with the words "crunchy roll" written on it
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026
since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle
Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Accidentally became a W40k guy. Many such cases.
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Grimmorph @grimmorph.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trying not to choke to death eating dinner because I look over and my strange son is looking at me like this.
A photo of a shorthaired calico cat loafing on a plastic tote with his eyes half closed and his tongue hanging way out.
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Chakk - COMMS OPEN @chakkux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The Punisher, Spider-Man and Hulk.
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G.C. Houle @gchoule.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Erotica must be a little bit cringe, a lil bit gross. If you think your tastes line up exactly with the most formulaic romance where everyone kisses very normally and Tab A goes in Tab B perfectly, I think you are doing yourself a disservice. I might go so far as to say it lacks bravery, or honesty
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A man says "it's time to settle the score once and for all." He picks up a jar of pro biotics. He picks up a jar of anti-biotics. He consumes the entire contents of the jars by pouring them down his throat with a GARBL. He bears a look of extreme determination.
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small funny @smallfunny.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
put more thought into this concept than it really deserved
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Alan Capes ✨ @seealandraw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Chapter 5 of Death is Not the End is DONE and can all be read on Patreon!! Check it out :) #sada #webcomics 🔗 www.patreon.com/alancapes/po...
Two panels. Viktor is exiting a room, holding a soul and saying he also hates hospitals. Sada is surprised by this.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Where it goes silent. And dark. Kilometre by kilometre. In any direction. The Motorway South is a road you cannot come back from.
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The Commonest Man in Festo @sheriffofgay.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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