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@shellsist.bsky.social
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win/shells | sexually They/them | Professional complainer | Shoes US10 | """"biologist"""" | singaporean (sorry) | EN/CN(bad)/DE(worse)

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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i do think its very funny that basically globally any group of people that farmed goats get sterotyped as goat fuckers. Is goat pussy really that good
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Digital Poppy Poppy Zone @poppyzone.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look at this guy too
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dear god
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
let me google something real quick
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…
Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i would like to apologize to the many people i called gay for eating fruit with a knife. this shit feels good as fuck. i feel like the smart monkey from superman
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
shgimp
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i watch the alexander cutscenes and then i snap back into reality and the illuminati has snuck tonnes of metal and alloys and gemstones into my pockets
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
no its after we banished the warriors of dark back to the first
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i JUST saw thancreds lil stinkbug . if he actually dies itll be a suprise
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a lot of ambiguous deaths and like 'camera cuts away before we find out if the character dies' in ffxiv dont really have any power because i saw porn of that guy like. yesterday. i dont think he would be flexing his gaping cumhole if he was dead .
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
zero shadow day today where the sun was like straight above us in the sky. look at the funny ass pictures i got
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
th not yet the shrimp arent even in im letting the biology develop in it.
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yyyeepp
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sorry to everyone who wishes to see me draw- this shrimp tank is the most important thing in my life now
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mrrp
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I LOVE DRAGONSSSSS
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
replacing the pogchamp with the lizard is really good. i quite like that lizard.
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lord aymeric just aurafarms so hard only to get stabbed and beaten and tortured
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
god i wish. schengen life ............ its within my reach
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
canada is what
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i can fix her
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
McMollie's
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
guy who is not smart enough to vocalize why they think something is wrong: Uhh idk man it just rubs me the wrong way
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
im faking large
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ex employee says ai has a 1/3 chance of ending the world. naturally you would assume that it means the 2/3 is that the world doesnt end- this is false. sports betting occupies the other 2/3
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
how long has firm albert stood guard outside the knights most heavenly
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
northernlion was right abotu finalfantays
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Louisoix armstrong be like the colors of the aether so pretty in the sky
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ok i finished 3.0 . why did they give midgardsomr haunches that big
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
hello whats yohr a
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
not YET
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
prr meow
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i was 15 last time i wanked to you.... ah well (unzips) time to le
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
randomly stumbling on porn artists u liked when u were a teenager feels like randomly opening a door in a shopping mall and stepping into your childhood bedroom
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
irl is in an intelligence gap relationship so extreme that other irls are going "its kinda fucked up that youre dating someone this stupid you act more like a nanny"
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love the salmon cocaine experiment. did u know that people take so much coke and pee so much of it out that wastewater that makes its way into streams gives salmon a meaningful dose of coke
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the vault has the greatest end of dungeon cutscene to ever be made. the dungeon itself is. ok. mmorpg dungeons all kind of are the same theyre carried by cutscenes
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this bitch epsteinien just keeps on aurafarming while being indoctrinated and dogmatic
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you hold the crystal up to your eye for some strange reason, for just a brief moment, you see yourself on amino, recieving messages from "de55"
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Shells @shellsist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
awh hope u feel better
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in light of recent news
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Strawberry Juliet @beamposter.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
this is still one of my faves
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 09/09/2026
Astrophotographer Adam (AJ) Smadi caught this image a few hours ago from Washington state. A thin crescent Moon, sunlight illuminating the rugged lunar surface. And 2,400 times farther away—and on the other side of the Sun—mighty Jupiter, and its moons Io (left) and Ganymede (right).
A crescent Moon seen during the day, arcing from upper left to lower right of the frame. At lower centre is the full disk of Jupiter; the small dots to its upper left and lower right and Io and Ganymede, respectively.
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