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Rock Me Asmodeus

@shelleyistired.bsky.social
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ELBOWS UP 🇨🇦 Bravo, Survivor, Big Brother, Traitors Really all the reality shows. Some politics. LOTS of cute animals. NO DMs PLEASE

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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 That’s spot on 🤭💯
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Best of Twitter @enchilando.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This image features a screenshot of a social media post displaying an edited movie still.
 * Main Subject: An iconic scene from Stanley Kubrick's 1980 horror film The Shining, showing a person in a full-body furry bear costume kneeling next to a man in a tuxedo.
 * Edit/Meme Element: The face of the man in the tuxedo has been replaced with an edit of Kash Patel, looking toward the open doorway with a surprised expression.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dumptruck full of laughy emojis
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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a Page in your life 🍁📎 @sailorgirl2017.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey Canada...would you follow @yukon.ca This account posts daily and gets little traction; meanwhile, the Premier just wrote a wonderful statement supporting PM Carney and all of Canada in this trade war. We need to SEE each other and support each other!
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Bon Hanson @bonhanson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Meanwhile, in Canada 🇨🇦 😈
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OMG #BB28
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I went over to the other place and immediately regretted it. Same shit, different season. #BB28
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Have we not suffered enough?
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
At least someone is on the job.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
"I need that AIPAC money...gotta get me some of that AIPAC money...
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Sniff Drugs
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ex-Wives of ICE pitching this straight to Netflix
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In the late 80s, I was a goddam computer genius. Now I struggle to complete online forms.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Me and my bluesky mutuals
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
If you see this, post your mentor
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It's so refreshing to watch someone consistently serve his community with joy. This is the kind of world we should have.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This fucker just showed up on 100 Cooks. He's like a cockroach. Enough already. #TSLOMW
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Cheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bluesky watching scaffolding together
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Catherine @accomplishedseer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
He literally brags on social media about assuming enemy positions against U.S. citizens, and using the office of the president to knock out their power, wealth, authority and reputations. None of this falls under the duties of his office.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
One of my favourite parts of every June 1st is when the MLB reveals its new Pride logo and half the internet collectively shits itself in rage. Just an incredibly funny thing to witness every year. It's like Groundhog Day, but for absolute chuds
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Day to most of you. To the rest of you, hope your month is extra shitty.
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Love Is Love Pride
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
LOUVRE. NOW.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
One thousand words.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I used to think he was a semi-likeable asshole. Turns out he's just an asshole. An embarrassment to Canada. We have bad people here too.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Repost with your first crush
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Hang it in the Louvre. #SummerHouse
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That was the fastest hour of my life. I didnt want it to end. #SummerHouse
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This group of friends, minus West and Amanda, are so much fun. I hate that those 2 ruined broke the show. #SummerHouse.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Amanda looks heavily medicated. #SummerHouse.
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This season would have been 11/10 if Jonathan and Joe had been voted out pre-merge. Aside from Aubrey, this is one of the worst final fours ever. And even Aubrey is boring despite playing the best game of the bunch. I'm feeling salty thinking about what we could have had. #Survivor50
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/05/2026
So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right?
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I posted this 11 months ago. I was so innocent back then.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Violence in November allows him to declare marshal law and cancel the midterms indefinitely.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I need this to go super viral. These arseholes need to be publicly shamed by people with tons of followers.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Feb/March my ass. #SummerHouse
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This may be the only time that I'm okay with my timeline being filled with the same posts over and over. Love this man.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I've been on Dorit's side all season and I despise smug Kyle, but Dorit is not looking good in the reunion. She needs to stand her ground without being so combative. #RHOBH
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This. They will never admit it. Libs can never be right.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
OK, so #LoveisBlindPoland dropped and it looks like it's going to be a banger. On episode 2, and so far I've learned that if you talk a bit dirty, you will be chased after by all the guys. Also, Julia seems to be a needy bitch. I feel bad for her fiancé.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
On Wednesdays we wear black
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I don't know if it's the editors being shady or if it's just because I know the future but it is so cringe watching the way Wes and Amanda are moving. #SummerHouse
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Mike Feher @saxmike71.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Same energy:
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I don't get why more prominent people aren't publicly calling Trump a pedophile. It's not like he will sue them. Let 'er rip.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Anxiety Bagel
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Rewatching The Drew Carey Show and the theme song still hits. I cannot skip intro.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Share your mood for the weekend.
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Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Buffalo fans deserve all the free beer. They are awesome!
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