Reposted by Rock Me Asmodeus🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 17/09/2026🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 That’s spot on 🤭💯 613432
Reposted by Rock Me Asmodeusa Page in your life 🍁📎 @sailorgirl2017.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Hey Canada...would you follow @yukon.ca This account posts daily and gets little traction; meanwhile, the Premier just wrote a wonderful statement supporting PM Carney and all of Canada in this trade war. We need to SEE each other and support each other! 110513258
Reposted by Rock Me AsmodeusBon Hanson @bonhanson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Meanwhile, in Canada 🇨🇦 😈 920759
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I went over to the other place and immediately regretted it. Same shit, different season. #BB28static.klipy.comHugh Laurie as House: Funny Exasperated FaceALT: Hugh Laurie as House: Funny Exasperated Face 030
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"I need that AIPAC money...gotta get me some of that AIPAC money...static.klipy.comSniff DrugsALT: Sniff Drugs 112
Reposted by Rock Me Asmodeus🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Ex-Wives of ICE pitching this straight to Netflix 1455859949
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In the late 80s, I was a goddam computer genius. Now I struggle to complete online forms. 122
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It's so refreshing to watch someone consistently serve his community with joy. This is the kind of world we should have. 010
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This fucker just showed up on 100 Cooks. He's like a cockroach. Enough already. #TSLOMW 130
Reposted by Rock Me AsmodeusCheshire Cat ᓚᘏᗢ, @autismsupsoc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Bluesky watching scaffolding together 11371221084
Reposted by Rock Me AsmodeusCatherine @accomplishedseer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026He literally brags on social media about assuming enemy positions against U.S. citizens, and using the office of the president to knock out their power, wealth, authority and reputations. None of this falls under the duties of his office. 75950971618
Reposted by Rock Me AsmodeusClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 01/06/2026One of my favourite parts of every June 1st is when the MLB reveals its new Pride logo and half the internet collectively shits itself in rage. Just an incredibly funny thing to witness every year. It's like Groundhog Day, but for absolute chuds 401679195
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Happy Pride Day to most of you. To the rest of you, hope your month is extra shitty.static.klipy.comLove Is Love PrideAlt: Love Is Love Pride 010
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I used to think he was a semi-likeable asshole. Turns out he's just an asshole. An embarrassment to Canada. We have bad people here too. 021
Reposted by Rock Me AsmodeusPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Sorry to hear about Jeff Bezos's rocket exploding prematurely. A good technique to prevent that from happening is to try thinking about something you find totally unarousing or even repulsive, like giving workers a living wage or paying a fair share of taxes. 25685681849
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/05/2026That was the fastest hour of my life. I didnt want it to end. #SummerHouse 080
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/05/2026This group of friends, minus West and Amanda, are so much fun. I hate that those 2 ruined broke the show. #SummerHouse. 070
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Amanda looks heavily medicated. #SummerHouse.static.klipy.comKaren Walker (Megan Mullally) Shaking PillsALT: Karen Walker (Megan Mullally) Shaking Pills 2150
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This season would have been 11/10 if Jonathan and Joe had been voted out pre-merge. Aside from Aubrey, this is one of the worst final fours ever. And even Aubrey is boring despite playing the best game of the bunch. I'm feeling salty thinking about what we could have had. #Survivor50static.klipy.comSalty Alone: Woman on BedALT: Salty Alone: Woman on Bed 110
Reposted by Rock Me AsmodeusAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 19/05/2026So once applications open for the $1.7B slush fund, we're all going to apply and break their portal, right? 1479173774271
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 18/05/2026I posted this 11 months ago. I was so innocent back then. 120
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Violence in November allows him to declare marshal law and cancel the midterms indefinitely. 000
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I need this to go super viral. These arseholes need to be publicly shamed by people with tons of followers. 000
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This may be the only time that I'm okay with my timeline being filled with the same posts over and over. Love this man. 010
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I've been on Dorit's side all season and I despise smug Kyle, but Dorit is not looking good in the reunion. She needs to stand her ground without being so combative. #RHOBHmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie with netflix written on the bottomALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a suit and tie with netflix written on the bottom 271
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 07/05/2026This. They will never admit it. Libs can never be right. 000
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 06/05/2026OK, so #LoveisBlindPoland dropped and it looks like it's going to be a banger. On episode 2, and so far I've learned that if you talk a bit dirty, you will be chased after by all the guys. Also, Julia seems to be a needy bitch. I feel bad for her fiancé.media.tenor.coma woman is talking about having a lot of opinions .ALT: a woman is talking about having a lot of opinions . 010
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I don't know if it's the editors being shady or if it's just because I know the future but it is so cringe watching the way Wes and Amanda are moving. #SummerHousemedia.tenor.coma close up of a woman 's face with big eyes and pink lipsALT: a close up of a woman 's face with big eyes and pink lips 030
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I don't get why more prominent people aren't publicly calling Trump a pedophile. It's not like he will sue them. Let 'er rip.media.tenor.coma man with a beard is smiling and says do itALT: a man with a beard is smiling and says do it 011
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Rewatching The Drew Carey Show and the theme song still hits. I cannot skip intro.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is dancing in an elevator with other people .Alt: Opening song from the drew Carey show. 030
Rock Me Asmodeus @shelleyistired.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Buffalo fans deserve all the free beer. They are awesome! 000