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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE

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36 million vaguely girl-shaped thoughts in the form of a goblin W.I.T.C.H.

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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 8h
Ugggggh
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Akebi-chan Komichi Waking Up
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 14h
Yanno... Hmmm I sleep. Nevermind.. Be good. Maybe is a yes, perhaps is no. One thing for certain: This Hoard, my Hoard, best hoard. I love you.
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Frieren the Elf Sleeping Peacefully
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 14h
Coin-op fucking machine
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 15h
They're telling me I have to wear clothes tomorrow??? This is illegal i thought
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 15h
Yo we lockin in this year babies
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 15h
Discovered an incredibly femme voice in the shower Turns out it was just cuz I couldn't hear the bass. Yikes forever
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Little Misfortune: That Was Unfortunate
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 15h
@bingus.ough.club
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Gilbert Pulls Violet In A Hug Violet Evergarden Gilbert Bougainvillea
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 16h
They're holding him up with a big crane loke they do in the space films and movies and documentaries That's why he look like dis.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 16h
Leah summoned my Dad Not the fucker who left when I was 12, like my actual Dad.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 16h
Now dats a proper dorg right there Long body and scrungly jimbo face n everything
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 16h
Oh oh me Oh wait
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 16h
Definitely a tree and not a kinda dorg
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 20h
That's my house
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 22h
Life is definitely pay to win But not like that yanno?
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 22h
I think all them billionaires are just trying to go back to character creation cuz they don't like their bodies And they think it's something you can get with money. Idiots.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 22h
The demons are waking finally pay them no mind
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 23h
Balancing a game is hard Balancing all the classes of diablo 4 so millions of nerds are happy is even harder. I don't balance my dnd encounters at all. It's less work for me and more fun to present a puzzle of a combat encounter.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 23h
I dunno what they were arguing about, but a country of like half the size of califormia probably has a much easier time being united than 300+ million more people in a country 8,770% larger Kinda apples to the surface of the sun comparison there, i dunno Lotta dumb bastards in america ┐( ̄ w ̄)┌
Country size comparison showing cuba barely being long wnough to fit snugly and with room in the state of california.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 23h
Ok but this mans gives me forehead dysmorgfia cuz he look like me and I hate it
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sheer grind to get high-tier gems makes me nonplussed at having two skulls socketed into a xbow my rogue has that each increase physical damage by 200% or whatever. A million skull fragments for one perfect grand skull supreme? Can I just give you $5 for like 4 each of the top tier socketables
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gripes: The cosmetics are very overdesigned, even in the seasonal reliquaries (battlepass) but I like the battlepass system that you can get whatever you want based on how much a thing costs or just buy stuff outright. You can't romance Lilith, big loss there.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love all the classes, they all do really interesting things and can all be equally fun. Druid and barbarian are my least favorite, but they *are* fun to play. I guess I just like casters more and those stray too close to melee for me. Druid caster ecists but that's not what the class is *for*
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like it's not valid ig
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I disagree they announced diablo 5 too early Skyrim has had a sequel in the works for how many years? I say 3 years out for d5 at most.. And it's supposed to be out in '29. Neat.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wish they would remake some iconic locations from D2. I didn't play original diablo, but I'd kill to see some caves and things remade. I like the new stuff, don't get me wrong at all. Game is wonderfully pretty too.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Also i made the papadin class into basically a Sister of Battle cuz that bish leaps at the bad guys with spears of holy lifht and whatever Bouncing around in full plate mail. Second motion-based class I have I think.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I been playing some side content in diablo 4, just cuz boyfriend wanted to play games and that's game we been playing You can kill massive worldbosses My sorceress does so much damage, a tanky af world boss spawned and died in less than two minutes. Only on like 4/15 difficulty levels tho
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have motion and drink coming out. Why do I keep buying these
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone open this screwy mosnter can cuz shit is stuck lol
Top of a monster import can, with a plastic screw top thing that always gets stuck closed.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So on and so forth until you have a goblin who *is* me in a substantially different but still similar enough instance of a universe where *I* can exist. It's all relatively very simple if you use your noggin for a few minutes. Big ask, I know.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If one piece of physics goes a little haywire and that does so infinitely many times Congralations, you have a weave of magic. Congralations, you have physical gods. Congralations, long-lived elves exist. Congralations, the primordials fuck up elves Congralations, orcoids exist Congralations---
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's basically how you can summon things from other multiverses. The boyfriend said "tinka just sounds like you" and I said no duh she basically is me. This is why. If there are infinitely many unicerses, it stands that even a small change, repeated endlessly, produces larger changes.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fwiw i think everyone has a multiversal mind. Some quieter connections than others, but in the infinitely many alternate universes, it stands to reason that at least some of them have a much stronger connection. Dreams are that connection. They are tapping into something we don't understand.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway I had a very interested dream having a nap a lil while ago. It's incredibly embarrassing so I'll never tell, but as always I like to think it's a possible universe out there that my multiversal mind has some wildly fucked up connection to.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is exhibiting hypocrisy. The user woke and chose violence ig, tried to put me on blast, made a bunch of assumptions in attempting to call me out, turned off quote posts "cuz of" the second poc there, and a lil scroll of thwir prof showed the hypocrisy. Ruined a perfectly weekend.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One time I was listening to Fatcat Shuffle and I imagined how it would look if like an evil necromancer was raising the undead to the beats I used to be someone, mang
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
╭∩╮( ◣ _ ◢ )╭∩╮
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm nap All fcuked up now Prolly gonna do nothing all weekened againg Everything hurts and I wish I wasn't here nor mores. Tired this place. I want out.
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Sad Anime Girl Hides Under Blanket with Phone
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Anyway fuck me I guess.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nope don't care. I'm off a 12 hour shift and like 4 hours sleep and some incel-lookin clod-chomper gonna bite my head off Gobs got teef too big ones. Ain't gotta take ya shid, skidmark sammy, get off my neck n back in yo corner
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Marin Kitagawa Makes a Funny Face
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like holy shit Whatever. I'm gonna have a nap and then storyboard a music video. I feel like 3 minutes 49 seconds is way less than 90 minutes.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Friggin clod.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No ya didn't also get my words out ya mouth you gonna be so godsdamned disrespectful humie.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brian makes a lot of good points. To counter the article: Y'all motherfuckers ain't heard caramelldansen? Are you stupid?? No, you obviously hate the working class. The anthem of our time, and you hate it.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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You Look Lonely I Can Fix That - Blade Runner 2049
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Guess what I got for you It's motherfuckin strawberries Will you go out with me y/n
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty good dorg there. Seen this dorg today. Pretty good day for dorgs
A dorg with a big shell
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Mrs. Stephin Merritt @nostromojones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is the most up its own ass article about music I've ever read I hadn't even heard of this song until last week and it's not a mystery - I don't listen to top 40 radio - I'm transgender. I don't hang with family much, most of the people in my social circle are queer
Rolling stone article:

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/ella-langley-choosin-texas-never-heard-the-song-meaning-1235631932/article ends with:

So, maybe “I’ve never heard of ‘Choosin’ Texas’” is not quite the flex that some think it is. Instead of claiming ignorance of the song on social media, why not try a swift Google search instead. It just might open your algorithm — and also your mind.
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I take methylphenidate extended release and escitalopram
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BriBri 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 like the sound the CHAIR MADE @agentbriko1207.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mote importantly I learned GENRRAL patterns of behavior. I learned very obvious signals from people. Not half a look from 30 feet away. Nobody is as sneaky as they think they are. Or I'm way smarter than I give myself credit for. Holy forking shid.
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