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Shecorp (anxiety himbo)

@shecorp.bsky.social
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Man, shit gets weird. Do your best, and don't hurt anyone on your way.

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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're calling it 'dating'
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Aaaand cut!
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Myth Busters: When In Doubt... C4
ALT: Myth Busters: When In Doubt... C4
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
90 minutes after having a third brownie because you forgot you had a second brownie because you were sure the first brownie didnt do shit.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There's nothing that says sound mental faculties and physical health like a staff of people ensuring nobody can record video of you.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If you argue gun deaths are an acceptable cost to protect the second amendment, you must concede that vandalism is an acceptable cost for the first.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hands down the craziest thing about moving up ranks in an organization is realizing that some people really believe people below them are inherently lesser, so what they were showing wasn't kindness as a peer, but fondness of obedience. #autism #socialcues #learningcurve
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@daveanthony.bsky.social
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Some brave journalist needs to ask Trump "Mr president, will you be attending the service for senator McConnell?"
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Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @ismcconnelldeadyet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We get it, you vape.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I Am Your Beast "Quitting Time" DLC - REVEAL TRAILER (coming Oct 20 for Steam, consoles "soon") www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zy_... store.steampowered.com/app/4578110/...
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The year is 2005. You just logged into your photo bucket account to copy the link to this picture for your gaiaonline signature. You are intellectual. Different. Special. You are most certainly not a holla back girl.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
All told it is objectively funny to put a hit out on an 8 foot tall person who's always wearing the same suit as all the six foot tall people around him. Its like a hit man tutorial level.
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Witness a man trapped by the systems and incentives surrounding obscene wealth. Able by nature to ideate, driven by the fundamental human need to express, and unable to find value in anything without the promise of a return on investment. May his gilded cage collapse upon him.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mitch McConnell being discharged to privately do 5 weeks of a home physical therapy regimen, given his lack of public comms and apparent plan to retire in January, feel like a concerted media cover for hospice. Perhaps im wrong, but I choose optimism in this trying time.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
For posterity - Hit one year sober today. Kind of a mess, waiting for next job to start, can't be bothered to get photogenic, but I made it.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
i know votes are still being counted but the more i look at this michigan senate map the more it becomes clear that it kind of looks like a mitten
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It is rare to see a clear example of a man at the end stage functional opiate addiction.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Been baking facoccia recently. Made us a breakfast sandwich with it. It includes cheddar, hash browns, egg, bacon, pickled onion, arugula, and kewpie mayo. Life ain't too bad right now.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Chills.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Something about a man-made stone monument sitting atop a once green, now dried and brown hill is just *chefs kiss*
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
There's world building, and then there's *World Building*
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Fully captured legacy media. Cool.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I think its time to pick up my drone portfolio again.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Just bought the only bumper sticker ill ever put on my car.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I am peppermint patty.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Guys im pretty sure they killed graham as a sacrifice to heal McConnell.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I like the guys policies, but PMC work cooks a person's brain. There will always be a predatory instinct in his head, regardless of any higher ideals.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Im tired of modern award winning books having 14pt double spaced font
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The kids are calling it "cholera-maxxing" and "miasma mogging"
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Operation barbarossa sleeper cells
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
*wins with a token deck* *computer immediately overheats and crashes*
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Me: "We've lost our biggest client of 25 years - we had 300k of liquid capital stolen by Russian hackers - how do we find a new revenue stream that keeps us solvent?" The CEO:
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
An illustration of gen Z's relationship with Snoop and Martha
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Recession indicator
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
A screenshot of Tucker Carlson with a filter used to make him look roughly 10 years old
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 21/06/2026
Not recognizing close family members is a symptom of late-stage frontotemporal dementia. www.healthline.com/health/stage...
A truth social post from this morning from Donald Trump showing a picture of a middle-aged blond woman sitting on a couch in what appears to be Clinton-era Camp David. His text reads: “Great daughter. My Honor!!! President DJT”
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I made cinnamon caramel cashew butter for a filling on a giant sweet babka bread. This'll be my fourth bread bake, and im very excited to see how it shakes out. If I can get the yeast to rise already!
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
theonion.com
Scientists Politely Remind World That Clean Energy Technology Ready To Go Whenever
CAMBRIDGE, MA—Stating that they just want to make sure it’s something everyone keeps in mind going forward, an international consortium of scientists gently reminded the world Wednesday that clean ene...
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Stilts seem like a poor choice, here...
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Good timeline JD Vance.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
@pattonoswalt.bsky.social thanks for an awesome show at the freemont in slo tonight. Double knot your shoes, look up wood turning videos, and they're called skinwalkers, not skin crawlers. <3
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
When your DM insists on running a campaign with xp leveling and minimal encounters.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
My phone notifications: "official super el nino declared by noaa" They're predicting flooding in California followed by the hottest year on record. Im so tired of being told I need to calm down. At least we won't be mid oil shock... OH WAIT.
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Shecorp (anxiety himbo) @shecorp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
And on and on and on.
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