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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning

@shawberryjam.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️Gender Pirate🏴‍☠️ Ruiner of Free Nations 🤘 Captain of Team Lightning⚡ #1 Arakni Fangirl 🕷️ Cog Enthusiast ⚙️ 🇨🇦 She/Her

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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 21h
I'm sick and have to miss the final slowpitch game of the fall season, and the year. 😭😭😭😭
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 30/09/2026
We're on Bluesky, put the link in your post. Put the link in your post. Put. The. Link. In. Your. Post. Links in posts aren't buried or de-prioritized here. This is one of the last platforms you don't have to make interested users do detective work to find the link. Just put it in the post.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The newest Android update wants to put Harry Potter shit on my phone? Fuck ALL the way off. I'm about to switch to Apple. At least I can fully disable the AI bullshit on iOS. Goddamn.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Chrono Trigger changed me, made me feel things I'd never felt before. I didn't know video games could tell stories and carry emotions until I played this. The gif is from a Playstation re-release cutscene, but it was the OG SNES version that hooked me.
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Chrono Trigger: Crono, Marle, Lucca's Surprised Stare
ALT: Chrono Trigger: Crono, Marle, Lucca's Surprised Stare
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fuck Ed Sheeran. Free Palestine.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
66% opponent scoop rate while trying to test Levia with the new IAR cards. It's funny but also I'd like to play more than half a game pls #fabtcg
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indigenous people are defying Canada's anti-LGBTQ+ laws and offering a safe haven for trans people on their land globalnews.ca/news/1205333...
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Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Calling it "The Savage Lands" is theocratic colonial racism and I suggest we collectively start referring to it as "Rhinarnia" until @fabtcg.com gives us the regional name from one of the denizens capable of speech (druids or hecklers) #fabtcg #justice4rhinarnians
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fashion is cyclical, as they say.
Left: Two Sony Venice Mini cinema cameras linked together with the new Sony 8-14mm fisheye lens mounted to each one. Right: Johnny 5 from the Short Circuit movies.
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OmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art
A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
HUMAN BEINGS ARE FARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN MACHINES. IF YOU SCRIBBLE SOMETHING WITH A CRAYON, IT IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING A MACHINE COULD PRODUCE.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I got a new glove for softball today! I used a 30-year-old Kirby Puckett signature model I inherited from my dad for the spring/summer season but I want to permanently retire it before the fall season next week. Time to break this thing in over the next few days!
An old, very worn Wilson baseball glove beside a new Mizuno softball glove
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My endocrinologist is kind of a legend, and it's amazing that I got in as a patient as quickly as I did back in 2023, but gods DAMN his available is fuckin' stupid and I'm so tired of dealing with scheduling problems exacerbated my brain being a dirty old tire. But, on Friday I see a new endo!
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Another trip to Nocturne Books, another weird novel and some cool stickers! I love this little shop and we're lucky to have it here in Calgary!
A copy of Jason Pargin's This Book is Full of Spiders and an assortment of stickers from a local bookshop
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 20/08/2026
Every dollar billionaire JK Rowling makes is a dollar she will spend on destroying the lives of trans people - a scapegoating driven by Epstein-class billionaires to distract us from the ultra-rich draining our wealth, killing our planet, sabotaging social cohesion, and destroying dissent.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is there a word that encompasses anger, sadness, regret, resentment, bitterness, and mourning all in one? If not, I need that word. Me and a lot of others like me, I imagine.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This is amazing, and SMT throwing shade at Foil Degen in the comments is icing on this glorious hellcake!
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#fabtcg I put hundreds of reps and I don't know how many hours of practice and prep into Oscilio for this Skirmish, and in true fashion, I played like shit. Weekend went horribly and I'm sooooo disappointed in myself. Need a break from Wizard and maybe from sage in general.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Foil Degen is a degenerate on a whole new, absolutely unacceptable level now. Fuck GenAI. That shit has no place in Flesh and Blood.
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
JK Rowling has said, more than once, publicly that people consuming Harry Potter means they support her. And her transphobia. She uses her vast wealth to do very real world harms to trans people, and in particular...trans women. There is no ethical consumption. None. It's that easy.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Folks are fighting over mastery packs but I just wanna hurl roks. Lost 2 games but got my first in-person Reckless Swing kill and got to start the Brute tradition of having your opponent sign the card! Super close game with Vynnset, them at 2, me at 1 after chants. SUCH a good game! #fabtcg
A copy of the Flesh and Blood card Reckless Swing, signed by my opponent after it won me the game.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Mario" is a stupid-ass nickname for Marionette and I will die on this hill. I refuse to call Mortimer "Morty".
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I think I need to take like 6 months away from BlueSky. The salt from the #fabtcg community is going to give me a heart attack.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#fabtcg
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ered @ered.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Seen some talk of unethical fiction, so here’s my take
Three panel comic titled Unethical Fiction: 
1. Made with AI
2. Printed on human skin
3. The author uses their profits to fund a hate group.
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animal crossing pics @goj.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Animal Crossing Wild World (2005) #acww
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Friends, I have achieved peak #fabtcg. I won a Flurry token in a wager against Hala as Tuffnut. I then proceeded to roll 5 on Scabs, play Rip off the Top off of a blue, and activate Tuffnut. 7 Resources, 2 AP, Flurry token. 18-DAMAGE DOUBLE ROK TURN!!! 🍗🍗🍗 #tuffnut #eataroastturkeywhole #brutelife
A screenshot of Talishar depicting an attack with the Flesh and Blood weapon Rok for 11 damage, with a Flurry token enabling another swing of the weapon that will attack for 7 damage.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Gene testing panel finally came back, confirmed I am an X-Man mutant. My special power is that my heart doesn't like making sodium flow channels 🧬💪
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Did a lot of Olympia-bullying today between Zyggy and Tuffnut, including causing a public crashout 😬😅 #fabtcg
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#fabtcg armory recap, went 2-1 on counterburn Oscilio in CC. R1: Rhinar W - My deck sang like an angel, no way it was losing! R2: Jarl W - Almost decked out even from 69 cards, but we got there! R3: Ira L - Punted by being greedy mid-game, came back to bite me when I lost by 1 life.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
why don't the ladies notice me flirting
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Love-Colored Katsu Spark @yurimobilefort.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
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Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 01/08/2026
I fucking hate AI almost as much as I hate the sniveling asshole billionaires and shithole corporations who have all forced it into every conceivable spot in our lives. It literally makes everything worse and it makes us worse and I fucking hate it.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Once AGAIN I forgot to attach the photo. The executive dysfunction I mentioned in this thread? Yeah... Anyway, fun fact: I won that marvel Enigma 2 years ago from @fabtcg.com during the very first Collector's Week! #fabcw
A small collection of marvel Flesh and Blood cards
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My few marvels are all special to me in their own way, 3 of them in particular. But the one that is perhaps the most special, is this young Zyggy. It might not be much of a "showstopper" at first glance, but there's a story to it that involved me being brought to (happy) tears: #fabcw @fabtcg.com
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yuri but it's Levia and Malice meeting for the first time at a Cattle Decapitation concert
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Well, after posting my Sizzle promos, it's probably obvious, but my favourite playmat is Sizzle!! I don't get to travel for events, but thanks to a wonderful local collector, I was able to get this shipped back from GenCon 2024!! @fabtcg.com #fabcw
A playmat with the artwork from the Flesh & Blood card Sizzle
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My prized @fabtcg.com possession is my CF Arakni, Huntsman hero card. Thanks to some wonderful locals, I was able to send it to Baltimore and Las Vegas to be signed by @ijur.bsky.social and @bryango.bsky.social. I don't play Assassin these days, but I still love this character so, so much! #fabcw
A picture of a cold foil version of the Flesh and Blood card Arakni, Huntsman
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I have something of a reputation for my obsession with meeps, and especially as the Captain of Team Lightning (thanks @maxferocity.bsky.social!), my fave promo is hands down the RF Sizzle! My goal is to meet @asur-misoa.bsky.social and get my playset and playmat signed! #fabcw @fabtcg.com
A picture of three rainbow foil promo versions of the Flesh and Blood card Sizzle
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Started crying during the CREDITS ROLL of The Odyssey. If you know, you know. #theodyssey #goodboy
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Trying to get into Zyggy with StarGirl's Aphrodias list because it looks like a ton of fun, but my opponents keep conceding on Talishar. Surely Pilfering Chum in response to Compass on Gravy's first turn isn't THAT bad!! #fabtcg
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 23/07/2026
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop, sources have reported.
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Autistic man with special interest in Harry Potter gets over it, leaving you with no excuse
An autistic man with a special interest in the Harry Potter series has made the decision to value the lives and dignity of his trans friends more than a book about a wizard who grows up to be a cop,…
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Tony @tonydoesnerdystuff.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Do not play D&D. Do not play Magic. Play better games, by better people. Fuck these labor thieving, planet burning, Pinkerton using, bigot associating pieces of absolute shit to the grave and beyond. www.geeknative.com/225567/hasbr...
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
In Shakespeare's time, the roles of women were played by men. Men in dresses and makeup. IT. IS. CALLED. ACTING!!!!!!!!
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"No one's every been compromised for being a white, straight male with two blue eyes." Protest the Hero - Tilting Against Windmills I think these guys are astonishingly underrated. Rody Walker's poetic lyrics put the depths of his humanity on display in every single song and it's truly beautiful.
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Xan, Captain of Team Lightning @shawberryjam.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Heck, my go-to sleeves for Lightning decks, @dragonshield.bsky.social Lightning dual mattes, clash pretty badly with this mat, so it looks like I'm picking up fresh boxes of Truth dual mattes to resleeve both Oscilios and Zyggy 💅
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