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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Martyring him live online is going to go right into the ISIS recruitment videos. Hegseth is not only a dangerous lunatic but an absolute idiot.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

You just know that Hegseth will be sitting close with his gimp mask on

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

An old friend of mine spent two winters working on the Ice Cube. I'm going to have to look him up.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That word salad should be required reading.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

They should give him pudding when it's time for the sycophants behind him to sing his praises. That always worked to keep grampa up for a few extra minutes.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Those internal polls must be absolutely brutal.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

These people are straight up psychotic. You just know that Bo French has a deep freeze in his basement with a padlock on it.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I have never seen someone so confidently speak and prove to everyone listening that they are a complete moron. He really can't see it and nobody in his orbit has the stones to tell him that nothing he says makes any sense.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It's always sad when grampa's dementia enters the aggressive stages.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I swear, I thought this was a late 90s Photoshop of someone pasting Pirro's head on a different body.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I really want to see the results of the last few "cognitive tests". This nutjob is completely delusional.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A brain injury never leaves the person better or smarter than they were before. That stroke completely fucked him up and he should resign. He has lost any sense of empathy and a lot of his capacity to reason.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I'm guessing ACTG sequences will be the new phrenology for these idiots. None of these idiots understand genetics or genomics on an even basic level so this sounds nice and smart.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Looking at recent history, she may not be all that wrong.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

We really need to be able to laminate a list of like six or seven people who, whenever seen in public, can be kicked repeatedly in the balls just for existing. Bessent, would be right near the top of that list. If for no other reason that his "smirk" fills me with incredible rage.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Nobody has done more to unify the people of Canada than Donald Trump.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What an absolute joke and embarrassment this administration is. He can call it whatever he wants to call it. The rest of the world will continue to call it what it is.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They had to put up signs at work to beg people to stop doing this. Someone fell down a flight of stairs and broke their wrist because they were walking and texting.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The entire career path for this barely sentient thumb is internet troll. It's all he's ever really done. Going by this response it looks like he's flagging under the pressure of having to put out multiple burns/day. There's only so many ways you can incorrectly call someone a cuck after all.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Didn't he promise to leave NYC if Mamdani won the mayoral election?

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

He was batshit insane back in 2020 and, I don't know how, but he's even more batshit insane now.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Who's the ditz nodding along in the background as the quack spouts nonsense to the dozing old man in the chair?

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Not signaling any of those lane changes. The BMW badge is justified.

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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Video thread go! 🧵

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Be careful. I think burning it may be the wrong way to get rid of it.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The funniest thing about this is that the reason evangelical wackos support Isreal is that they can't wait for the Israelis to build a third synagogue in Jerusalem to bring on the end times. Evangelicals hate Jews as much as they hate anything else.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Love the whiskers. Kind of looks like Wilfred Brimley has been reincarnated.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Will it be Biden's fault or Obama's when one of these crashes into a crowd?

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

He won't even remember Blanche's name in two weeks.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

He's so close to getting it. He won't get it, not a chance, but he's just so close.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

No, no orders. Rand Paul and his conspiracy wired ass have been obsessed with Fauci since Covid started.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Good for him. Don't answer a fucking thing.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Even at someone's funeral they can't help glazing Trump. I swear, if Trump were to ever stop short, emergency surgery would be needed to remove all those heads from his lower colon.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Deep throated Save America Act? I can't believe that demented old windbag doesn't know what deep throated means? I mean, he has a habit of banging porn actors.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I'm sure they do. I seriously doubt he's dead because that would be just too hard to cover up for any length of time. I'm betting that he's breathing but not much more than that.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Kentucky changed the law in 2024 so the governor can't appoint a replacement because they were afraid of just this happening. There's a good chance that's unconstitutional in Kentucky but there's no way they'd get a definitive ruling in time for a special election to be held.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don't see any plus side to covering up his death. My best guess is that he's alive but in very poor condition and they don't want to reveal that.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I think it must be. They write with such conviction yet have absolutely no idea what the hell they're actually saying. The "DO SOMETHING!" brigade is becoming the most annoying bunch since the Bernie or Bust people. Come to think of it, I'm betting they're the same people.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

He most definitely has a freezer in the basement with a padlock on it.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Did they all get the same dimestore cowboy hat when they entered the room?

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

The numbers for the GOP, even the base, look absolutely brutal. They know this and the only thing they have left is fear. Their base isn't all that bright, they're used to cringing every time some preacher tells them to, so they bring out the commies and mass murder scenarios.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

I'm not a fan of union busting but I will happily make an exception for police unions.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I really want candidates and people in government who will not hesitate to disband DHS and return its component pieces back to where they were prior to 9/11.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Harry Enten does not like it when you remind him of this relationship.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Has James Carville actually helped anybody win a race in the last 30 years?

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