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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Is anything Kash Patel says true? Ever? Anything at all?

A pie chart with a large blue area labeled "No" and a much smaller yellow section labeled "No but in yellow"

Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Whenever we travel to a ballpark we like to get the most unique park food available, in addition to the obligatory ice cream helmet. The Lobstah Poutine was not good and not worth the $39. The fries were OK but adding cold clam chowder sauce, cold bacon and very little cold lobster really was yuk.

A paper boat sitting on my lap, containing lobstah poutine at Fenway Park.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

It could get worse for them. We all just have to clap really hard.

An image of a guillotine from the 1961 movie Guillotine.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I'm sure the French will be willing to loan us some hardware as long as we promise to hose it off when we're done.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I'm sure if we ask the French, they would be quite willing to loan us some hardware to take care of the problem. We promise to hose it off before returning it.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

He's not the dumbest of the bunch.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

It's a big empty space. I'd turn it into a soulless cube farm for what's left after I decimate DHS. Just out of spite.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Guarantees a vote to extend ACA subsidies! A vote? Do you seriously think the gop will vote for it in December? Just how dumb are you?

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I didn't notice that the first time.

Panda leaping over a fence. Caption: Fuck This Shit!

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

Reviewing their legal options is hilarious. Imagine being such a pathetic loser that you feel the need to post a response solely to show your absolute loyalty to trump no matter how wrong it is.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

She hasn't quite made it to the full Mar-a-Lago. I understand that it can take 10 to 15 visits to the proper plastic surgeons to go all the way.

Katherine Helmond, as Ida Lowry in Brazil, undergoing a brutal makeover.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

Did any of this actually happen? Even just a tiny bit?

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

I heard they were pretty good

Coffee mug with League of Gentlemen Creme Brulee singer. Underneath "It's a shit business You'll find out.

League of Gentlemen. Creme Brulee promotional picture.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

There are few opportunities that lead so cleanly to the appropriate response.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Correlation is not causation but there's an interesting axis between being a MAGA loser and being cockeyed whackjob.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Is anything Santa Monica Goebbles says here, or really anywhere else for that matter, even remotely true? Anything at all?

Pie Chart, large blue and small yellow. Blue is labeled No and yellow is labeled No, but in yellow.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

The term Go Fuck Yourself was invented to respond to epic horseshit like this. In fact it should probably be repeated. GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

To be fair, in Goldwater's case the shrinks were probably pretty spot on.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Barely literate halfwits. They even have a uniform of sorts.

Pictures of white people with wraparound sunglasses whining about something from inside their car. Most likely because their families or roommates told them to STFU.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

You whine like a fucking toddler. Man the fuck up.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

I never did forgive my mom for bringing me to this atrocity. The fact that the book is listed as a children's novel is one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. Needless to say, it scarred me for life.

Movie poster for the 1974 version of the film Where The Red Fern Grows.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Is anything this choad says here, or really anywhere, even remotely true? Anything at all?

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

It takes a special douchbag to amass a grand total of 200 followers in 8 months and collect 3153 fucking blocks. Well 3154 just as soon as the narcissistic halfwit sees this.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Both The Dude and Jeff Bridges would want you to go fuck yourself.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

I sincerely hope your version is intact. Love your handle BTW

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

A larger version of the Fusilli Jerry. Great idea.

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Kryten 5000 @sharpstick65.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

That dude's eyes don't even point in the same direction. Is he any relation to Virginia Fox?

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