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@sharparoni.bsky.social
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former hair haver | unenthusiast

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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who love to use the everything app for banking and posting are x-philes
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
improbably, two people in their late 30s live here
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DC Beer @dcbeer.com · 02/09/2026
Got ghosted by Ja Rule’s publicist, who had us in a 11am-1pm slot to interview him about his whiskey project, which is made in Baltimore with Maryland rye.
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
cmon man
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social having a good time in NYC this weekend. Don't need anything. Hope you are having a good day.
Bao at baohausDrinks at schmuck
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
thank you discover page for this serendipity
account tired of menswear guy above post by menswear guy
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
researching the big box office hit
box art for psx game oddworld abes oddysee
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
can't go to the beach that makes you old because of the food that makes you dead and the air that makes you dead
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
more ale is good for morale
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
K.A. Applegate Todd Strasser Bruce Coville R.L. Stine Karin Slaughter
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Robert Zombie
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
just ate lunch 👍
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Are you kidding me? This team would be the 1 or 2 seed in the East any year
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I used to know what a logarithm is
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Happy birthday to Earth, born this day 6000 years ago
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Virginia : that's right take this blue godzilla dick MAGA : omf ufhlahflhfhlhafhl :(
Proposed 10-1 VA redistricting map reimagined as godzilla ramming a dick down another monster's throat because it's that kind of tuesday idk
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
shoes powered by AI
allbirds slipons that I wear everywhere, rip
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Can we get 10,000 RTs for this
A screenshot of a picture of a baseball
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@paddypadman.bsky.social happy birthday or whatever (?)
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
foot fetish guys are lack toes intolerant
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I do not and will not know what a "steering committee" is
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It appears Rutgers has not spread the gospel of NCAA football to its home city of New York
MACtion is when there is an unexpectedly entertaining football game between two schools in the Mid-American Conference
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Lyin' eyes lionize lion eyes
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
(trying to come up with a take that will infuriate everyone) Lin-Manuel walked so Bad Bunny could run.
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Say what you will about the Browns, they've never lost a Super Bowl
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
I accidentally hit the make new post button. I don't have anything to say but I don't know how to close out of this either without typing something
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Amnesty and automatic citizenship for anyone in the US at 12:00pm on 1/20/29 (if desired) $5m to families of anyone abducted by ICE New court circuit for prosecutions outside SCOTUS purview Minneapolis Trials
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
👍
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I think the devil kicked the shit out of Johnny in that fiddle duel
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Not sure how you take a nap on a bus route with three stops
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
@damonagnos.bsky.social Chief Justice Roberts, Chris Douglas-Roberts. Chris Douglas-Roberts, Chief Justice Roberts
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
what does the transportation secretary do after he washes his hair? Sean Duffy Combs
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
got fired my first day at a job when they said describe yourself in three words and I said "good drunk driver." got fired from my next job on the first day when they said describe yourself in three words and I said "bad drunk driver." What do they want from me
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
some lady cut me in line for a roller coaster at the line entrance. An hour later when we got to the station a bird shit on her which would have been me if not for her treachery
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
the Random Tuesday Off is pretty disruptive. I would rather have a Monday off. Or, heck, a Friday!
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Using one of these for the first time feels like reaching some sort of terrible life milestone
7 day pill holder thing for geriatrics and apparently 38 year olds
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
youtu.be/nkvy9uN8NFA?...
youtu.be
Comedy Bang Bang - Monster Fuck Part 7 (Hauntika)
YouTube video by Sgt Muffin
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Circumstances are my favorite thing to extentuate
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
seems like it's about time to submit a new post
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
The Coldplay frontman's side project where he sings about English gardens with his bandmates' mothers is Chris and the Mums
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Starting to think conducting the Stanford prison experiment on the whole country wasn't an awesome idea
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
youtu.be/hbOg6BRge-k?...
youtu.be
Get Your Riot Gear
YouTube video by Five Iron Frenzy - Topic
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I like to preheat my oven right before going to bed so that it's nice and warm when I get up the next morning
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
:/
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
learn to chiaroscuro
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Dog looking at u
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 01/08/2025
ICYMI - we found out FCS Mercyhurst has one of the hardest non conference schedules we’ve ever seen. They’re traveling to Youngstown State, Sac State, Montana State, and South Dakota State in five weeks.
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Trixie is in the hospital fighting an autoimmune response that is causing her blood not to clot. She will be staying overnight with hopefully a better prognosis tomorrow. We spent 6 hours with her at the vet and are really scared right now. Good vibes please.
Silly dog head stuck in cottage cheese containerTrixie celebrating her 11th birthday earlier this year
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Biblically accurate Sk8r boi
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normal one haver @sharparoni.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
most pets are incels
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