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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 9h
Yes, a picture perfect Hollywood heartbreak. Quite good
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guarantee they're not going to lose the Super Bowl!
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, Missouri Republicans are just in a contest to see who can be the dumbest, most awful bastards.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If they consider the entire thing one continuous series then it wouldn’t be eligible.
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The Champagne Champion @kafrizzzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy bisexuality day stop being weird about bisexuals
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No sleep, barely a question. More time to waste with no regrets.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m sorry did my radio station just play a Michelle Branch self-cover of “Game of Love” with the New Radicals? What fucking decade is it?? (Make no mistake I AM NOT COMPLAINING)
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And one of the students says "Well I wouldn't say John Lennon was a *rock* star."
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Having done this lesson a few times, I knew enough to start with "How many of you know who John Lennon was?" About 5 of 22 hands. "If I say he was one of the Beatles, does that help?" All but a few hands go up. "Good. So what happens, we have a valid argument, but the conclusion is false."
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Now, a valid argument can have a false conclusion if the premises are false. The (somewhat old, college-level) text we use has this as its example: 1. If John Lennon was a rock star, then John Lennon had red hair. 2. John Lennon was a rock star. CONC. John Lennon had red hair.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I, too, have stopped saying "y'know, like the movie" when introducing matrices, but this inspires me to discuss an "oh no I am so old and they are so young" moment from one of my classes last week. In one of my classes, we start with formal logic and that includes a section on logical arguments.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yep, and it's possible some of the athletes have had to see someone in that field. Sometimes, I will also bring up "Orthodox", though that can be a bit messier.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The “ortho” bit I like to bring up when teaching triangle centers. The kids are surprised to learn orthocenter/orthogonal have a common root to the orthodontist whose visits they dread.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate that I always start reading these and even after my brain is like “wait, this is Jon Bois, this is nonsense”, it still tries to understand the nonsense.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Asshole Italic
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wonder if I ever cross your mind / For me it happens all the time
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Having unfortunately bought two shirts at the concert in question (that I don't think I'll be wearing much), I think I might just have to buy one of these...
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I figured, well I guess maybe I should get around to watching @shadowtodd.bsky.social's trainwreckords episode on Macklemore, and Youtube with a solid gag in its first recommended video on the sidebar.
Title card for Todd in the Shadows' Trainwreckords video for Macklemore - This Unruly Mess I've Made.
The first recommended video on the sidebar is the Trainwreckords video for Justin Timberlake - Man of the Woods, with the caption "THIS IS GOING TO *RUIN* THE TOUR"
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
:(
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Literally saw this post at 10:59 while deciding if I was going to get lunch now or during my later free period.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man, Missouri Republicans just do not like being told NO.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok, but "Lars' Head" does scream "horror" to me. :D more examples of mood whiplash: "Last One Out of Beach City" vs "Volleyball"
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Yup. I’m in a fb group for local karaoke, and almost all of the DJs use this same garbage ad design. Oh wow, the part with 🎤 SING WITH YOUR FRIENDS, 🍸 DRINK SPECIALS, 🎵 PICK YOUR FAVORITE SONG in the exact same font really shows what makes you distinct from the other companies!
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In the past two weeks, I have attended two stadium concerts for top-tier pop stars, driven hundreds of miles to attend two close friends' wedding and then their reception, gone to Medieval Times, and oh yeah started a new school year with a course I've never taught before. It's time for a nap.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That's the great thing about LSU vs Clemson, everyone's rooting for the Tigers.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Im on my way, I still remember those old country days, when we did not know the answers #edsheeran #looptour
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
But remember, it's the Democrats who need to tone down their rhetoric.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Drop dead / stupid song. Midnight sun. Homewrecker. Sometimes the radio might actually get it right.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nothing like a good vacation to leave you completely exhausted.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Okay but let’s say we try not restarting it this time.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
In football, the downs are opportunities for the offense and work for the defense (the defense must get four--or three up where you are--stops, the same way a baseball defense must get three outs) but it's the offense that controls the action, so we count from 1 not 0. IDK if that means anything.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Freeballing here but continuing this idea and trying to reason through it. The outs are work for the defense, which controls the action. The innings are opportunities for the offense, and are counted 1st, 2nd, 3rd.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
srsly the music is one of the best parts of SU. If you're referring specifically to the music in the Lapis battle, "Mirror Match" has been on my "music to play while you get shit done" playlist for a while. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlhO...
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Steven Universe Soundtrack ♫ - Mirror Match
YouTube video by Mswordx23
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"the world was wide enough"... given how it works probably at least one or two more songs from hamilton as well, though i don't think "wait for it" itself counts
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"He's like Robin Thicke's worse cousin, Robin Thin" goddamn you gotta warn me before a banger like that
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So cool to have no expectations and still be let down.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i haaaaaaaaaaaate the catch-22 of "where's my iphone?"
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Breakfast Club, now and forever.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldoj.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@botofunusualsize/1… Introducing @botofunusualsize. Each day it posts a single clip from "The Princess Bride."
mastodon.social
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've been dropping hints all night that I'd love it if you held my hand
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did I want an Austin Powers Verizon commercial?
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Dr. Evil Says 'How 'Bout No'
Alt: Dr. Evil Says 'How 'Bout No'
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
you might say he doesn't know diddly
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I was not disagreeing with you but the person who responded to you. There was definitely a lot of homophobia (and lesbophobia specifically) in the backlash to SU.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
that's come up in like the last week. that is not in the slightest why SU got so much hate while it was airing
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lords of Conquest! @jendefer.dice.camp.ap.brid.gy
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Impossible Mission. Stay a while... stay FOREVER! Also California Games, Agent USA, Spy Hunter.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tonight’s karaoke dopamine hits (so far): “best song ever” and “I didn’t think you’d be that good!”
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Her collapsing to the floor of the phone booth on the reveal of “tightrope walker” was also great.
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