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Jon P

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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow, Missouri Republicans are just in a contest to see who can be the dumbest, most awful bastards.
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The Champagne Champion @kafrizzzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy bisexuality day stop being weird about bisexuals
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m sorry did my radio station just play a Michelle Branch self-cover of “Game of Love” with the New Radicals? What fucking decade is it?? (Make no mistake I AM NOT COMPLAINING)
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I, too, have stopped saying "y'know, like the movie" when introducing matrices, but this inspires me to discuss an "oh no I am so old and they are so young" moment from one of my classes last week. In one of my classes, we start with formal logic and that includes a section on logical arguments.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I hate that I always start reading these and even after my brain is like “wait, this is Jon Bois, this is nonsense”, it still tries to understand the nonsense.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wonder if I ever cross your mind / For me it happens all the time
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I figured, well I guess maybe I should get around to watching @shadowtodd.bsky.social's trainwreckords episode on Macklemore, and Youtube with a solid gag in its first recommended video on the sidebar.
Title card for Todd in the Shadows' Trainwreckords video for Macklemore - This Unruly Mess I've Made.
The first recommended video on the sidebar is the Trainwreckords video for Justin Timberlake - Man of the Woods, with the caption "THIS IS GOING TO *RUIN* THE TOUR"
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Man, Missouri Republicans just do not like being told NO.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
In the past two weeks, I have attended two stadium concerts for top-tier pop stars, driven hundreds of miles to attend two close friends' wedding and then their reception, gone to Medieval Times, and oh yeah started a new school year with a course I've never taught before. It's time for a nap.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Im on my way, I still remember those old country days, when we did not know the answers #edsheeran #looptour
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nothing like a good vacation to leave you completely exhausted.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So cool to have no expectations and still be let down.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i haaaaaaaaaaaate the catch-22 of "where's my iphone?"
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Breakfast Club, now and forever.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldoj.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@botofunusualsize/1… Introducing @botofunusualsize. Each day it posts a single clip from "The Princess Bride."
mastodon.social
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I've been dropping hints all night that I'd love it if you held my hand
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Tonight’s karaoke dopamine hits (so far): “best song ever” and “I didn’t think you’d be that good!”
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Aaron Meyers @aaronmeyers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026" There Will Come Soft Rains By: Ray Bradbury
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How fucking dare you, brain. How dare you give me a dream where I win $50,000 in a McDonald's promotion and have just enough time to think "wow, I might actually be able to get a house now" and then I wake up.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
While reading up on women's European football, I discovered a delightful Danish idiom: "lort eller lagkage", which apparently literally translates to "shit or layer cake".
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’m not sure who’s controlling the playlist at this Jersey Mike’s but in the time it took to eat my sandwich, I’ve heard “miss independent” by ne-yo and “miss independent” by Kelly clarkson (and not consecutively).
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I do not know what possessed my octogenarian parents to suggest starting a six-player game of Phase 10 at 11pm
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
OK, I think I need to freestyle some more entries in the Paul Robalino Extended Universe #gamechanger #dropout
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A never-ending vocal ruuuu-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-un
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What an absolutely delightful experience it is to share a sports with people
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
“You bring great shame to your mathematical family when you start studying statistics.”
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today's World Cup scenarios. Link to all four days, plus a Wild Card cheat sheet - uefawomen.neocities.org/WC26%20scena...
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
There’s a garbage infographic I just saw on Facebook about “how the US could play England on July 4” and people are in the comments saying “not true, use ai to check it!” as if the original post was not obviously ai generated
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.
Me, a man of (at the time) 29 years, wearing cheap sunglasses, a Stone Pony baseball cap, and two miniature Canadian flags on my ears.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dan Nigro is just so incredibly good at his job.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Demi giving answers to Anna doesn’t really seem like following the “play mean” instruction… #gamechanger
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“I’m gonna sound like Pitbull. Dolly! Dolly!” Incredible #gamechanger
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Aww, Paul Refereeno doesn’t get to give away a rule upon catching someone? #gamechanger
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
lol at Demi not giving one single fuck about what a prime number is #gamechanger
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Kail @vivotranquil0.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just when you thought you'd seen it all
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
Olympic decathlete Damian Warner, holding a Canadian flag, with the caption HE'S OVER 9000! after he scored an Olympic-record 9018 points.
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Alex Remington @alexremington.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
a glitch led to a very concise thumbnail
A glitch in the Bluesky video player led to the message "An error occurred," superposed on top of a video of a Mets fielder trying and failing to pick up a ball at first base, as the batter-runner is ultimately safe on a ball where both ball and fielder beat him to the base by a country mile.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I don't wanna be how you formulate opinions on astrology.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So we really are just rolling a whole bunch of dice every morning to determine what temperature it is? Looks like ones and twos today.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Today in “the most wrong answer I have ever seen on a test”: Problem - use a Taylor series to approximate sin(2x^3) at x=1.1 Answer: 0.444060 Plausible answers: something between -1 and 1 ‘cause it’s sin(something) Student: 8.522792 E88
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Sundays are for sleeping in
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My banking experience? I went and deposited some checks and withdrew some cash. Why the hell would that merit me filling out a "three-minute survey"? THAT'S LONGER THAN MY BANKING EXPERIENCE WAS.
"Thank you for being a valued Chase customer. Would you please tell us about your recent banking experience?

Your three minutes answering our survey will help us make lasting improvements for you and other Chase customers."
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I couldn’t drink enough to make this make sense / But I think I’m gonna give it a try #rhettmiller
Rhett Miller in concert
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Never say you’ll never leave / ‘Cause you never know ‘til you try
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
WEEEEEE (and I cannot stress this enough) WOOOOOOOO #sirens #pwhl
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Having her on my brain’s like getting hit by a train #old97s
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
There is an argument there must be some heaven meant for hearts that are half true. - “Champaign Illinois”, #old97s
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They’ve been doing this longer than you’ve been alive. Time to rock out to the Old 97’s! @officialold97s.bsky.social
The Englewood Hershey, the venue for tonight’s concert
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Concert venue, in Hershey PA, and opening act Lizzie No @old97s.bsky.social
The outside of the Englewood Hershey in Hershey, PA where I am seeing a concert tonightThe inside of the farmhouse at the Englewood HersheyOpening act Lizzie No, flanked by her band
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
ok but no april fooling, we are literally less than 30 minutes away from launching people to THE MOON for the first time in more than half a century. Godspeed the crew of Artemis II.
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