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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I figured, well I guess maybe I should get around to watching @shadowtodd.bsky.social's trainwreckords episode on Macklemore, and Youtube with a solid gag in its first recommended video on the sidebar.
Title card for Todd in the Shadows' Trainwreckords video for Macklemore - This Unruly Mess I've Made.
The first recommended video on the sidebar is the Trainwreckords video for Justin Timberlake - Man of the Woods, with the caption "THIS IS GOING TO *RUIN* THE TOUR"
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The trivia site LearnedLeague just had a quiz the other day "One description, two movies" on this concept. For example, here was one of the questions:
"A sea voyage from Europe to North America is interrupted when members of the ship's crew conspire to steal the vessel from its owner. In one memorable scene, the whole ship's complement spontaneously breaks into song. Tim Curry's character is last seen leaving the vessel in a lifeboat. (John McTiernan, 1990; Brian Henson, 1996)
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
What an absolutely delightful experience it is to share a sports with people
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Today's World Cup scenarios. Link to all four days, plus a Wild Card cheat sheet - uefawomen.neocities.org/WC26%20scena...
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.
Me, a man of (at the time) 29 years, wearing cheap sunglasses, a Stone Pony baseball cap, and two miniature Canadian flags on my ears.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I’ve definitely had dreams of “aw shit there’s like one week left in the semester and I haven’t done any of the papers” but also this comic applies to me.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Post a meme made by you
Olympic decathlete Damian Warner, holding a Canadian flag, with the caption HE'S OVER 9000! after he scored an Olympic-record 9018 points.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My banking experience? I went and deposited some checks and withdrew some cash. Why the hell would that merit me filling out a "three-minute survey"? THAT'S LONGER THAN MY BANKING EXPERIENCE WAS.
"Thank you for being a valued Chase customer. Would you please tell us about your recent banking experience?

Your three minutes answering our survey will help us make lasting improvements for you and other Chase customers."
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I couldn’t drink enough to make this make sense / But I think I’m gonna give it a try #rhettmiller
Rhett Miller in concert
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They’ve been doing this longer than you’ve been alive. Time to rock out to the Old 97’s! @officialold97s.bsky.social
The Englewood Hershey, the venue for tonight’s concert
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Concert venue, in Hershey PA, and opening act Lizzie No @old97s.bsky.social
The outside of the Englewood Hershey in Hershey, PA where I am seeing a concert tonightThe inside of the farmhouse at the Englewood HersheyOpening act Lizzie No, flanked by her band
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
What’s wrong with this picture?
Gas station with “regular cash: 2.799, regular credit: 2.899” right next to sign that says “Use Your Credit Card, No Extra Charge!”
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I found it. The most boomer Facebook post of all time. Checking in at the doctor’s office to announce to all of your friends that you are getting your annual physical.
Facebook post simply captioned “Annual physical”
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Given how much I enjoy pop music, it may be surprising that I don't have Spotify. So in lieu of a Spotify Wrapped, you get this: my accounting of Every Artist I Sang at #Karaoke in 2025. The grand total is 410 performances of 313 songs by 224 artists.
A list from #-J of 100+ artists whose songs I sang at karaoke in 2025.A list from J-Z of another 100+ artists whose songs I sang at karaoke in 2025.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
And that is a wrap on the 2025 karaoke note file. Full list of every artist I sang in 2025 coming by the weekend. Man, what a hell of a year it’s been.
Last few lines of my 2025 karaoke note, listing the songs performed on 12/23 and 12/31, ending with “A Long December” by Counting CrowsMe with a stupid new years hat blowing a horn
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It's just about that time again... and a nice round number calls for something nearly unprecedented in the 9-year history of the karaoke spreadsheet...
Entries from a spreadsheet:
#546, Blue, December 4, 2018, "1985", Bowling for Soup
#787, Blue, December 3, 2019, "1985", Bowling for Soup
#998, Blue, December 3, 2021, "1985", Bowling for Soup
#1335, Blue, December 3, 2022, "1985", Bowling for Soup
#1714, Blue, December 2, 2023, "1985", Bowling for Soup
#2040, Blue, December 3, 2024, "1985", Bowling for Soup
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hanging out at #PAXunplugged with my brother for a few more hours
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Feeling this a little bit about certain Things.
Jacob Wysocki, from an episode of Game Changer, captioned "If I start to care, I'm gonna go mad."
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Wasn’t that the Taj Mahal?
The Trump Taj Mahal casino in Atlantic City, with a sign out front announcing its 2016 closure.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip approves.
Screencap of the video for "Thou Shalt Always Kill" by Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip, featuring the word "phoenix" being spelled out P-H-E-O-N-I-X
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I was curious what kind of response this got and… I don’t know if it counts as irony to prohibit replies from anyone you don’t pre-approve on your post about how only people like you believe in free speech but there’s got to be a name for it.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
and we all know that if there's one group of people who would never break the law, certainly not under trump, it's law enforcement.
an crudely-made alt of the "what do you mean you're being murdered / that's illegal people can't do that" comic, edited in paint to say "you're being civil asset forfeitured / that's illegal cops can't do that"
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
My standard response when a Republican starts saying things like this
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
And the exact same search on my phone results in ANOTHER wrong answer involving 43 x 5278! And not for nothing, but 2639 is not prime, as it's obviously divisible by 13, and going further, 2639 = 13 x 203 = 13 x 7 x 29. And when I google it again now, another wrong answer! It's awful! [4/4]
AI overview for the same search of "factor 226951" on my phone this afternoon.
The prime factors of 226951 are 43 and 5278.
Here is the prime factorization:
226951 = 43 x 5278
To find the prime factors of 5278, we can further divide by 2, giving us 2639.
226951 = 43 x 2 x 2639
After testing 2639 with a primality test, it is confirmed as a prime number.
Therefore, the final prime factorization is:
226951 = 2 x 43 x 2639.Another AI overview of a new search for "factor 226951":
To factor the number 226951, we can use a factorization calculator or test for prime factors up to its square root.
The prime factorization of 226951 is 461 x 493.
Since 461 is a prime number and 493 is not, we can further factor 493.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Scrolling down, it flails about a few more times before correctly finding 31 x 7321. Still, there were multiple errors along the way, so I wanted to post about this. But I'm at school and can't log in to BlueSky on the school computer. So I do the same search on my phone... [3/4]
Continued "AI overview":
With the aid of a computer, we find that the prime factorization of 226951 is 226951 = 239 x 949.58...
This implies that 226951 is not divisible by 239.
[several failed attempts at trial division]
226951 = 31 x 7321.00...
226951 = 31 x 7321.
So, the factorization of 226,951 is 31 x 7321.
We can check if 7321 is prime.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I was at school playing a game on my phone while eating lunch and in one round, I got 226951 coins. Curious whether that could be broken down, I googled "factor 226951". Google sucks now, so at the top of the results was an "AI overview" and oh boy did it lead me on a journey 🧵 [1/4] #AIsucks
"AI overview" for google search "factor 226951"
To factor the number 226,951 we can use a factorization calculator. A Google search for "prime factorization of 226951" reveals the following factorization:
226951 = 43 x 5278 + 13 (a factorization is not found, so we must resort to calculations, possibly with a calculator or a computer algebra system).
However, the prime factorization of 226951 is:
226951 = 13 x 17457 + 10
226951 = 43 x 5278 + 17
226951 = 23 x 9867 + 10
226951 = 11 x 20631 + 10
226951 = 7 x 32421 + 4
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
lol, doing my part i guess
"WHERE DOES THE DEATH OF STALIN RANK TODAY?"
The Death of Stalin is 83 on the JustWatch Daily Streaming Charts today. The movie has moved up the charts by 103 places since yesterday.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
A few post-test doodles have made it to the walls of my classroom.
A student’s sketch of me (with scruffy beard and an ID hanging around my neck, giving a thumbs up) drawn at the bottom of a quiz, with captions “do u like the drawing” and “pls bless up w/ a good grade (crying emoji)”
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Never been a better time for this meme
CLAIMS TO BE PROLIFE / DIES ANYWAY meme of James Dobson
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
In honor of Tom Lehrer #karaoke
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
More #UWCL QR1a results: Carla Devine's hattrick gives Cliftonville a 3-1 AET win over Mitrovica; Racing Union scores at 90+1 to force ET, then pulls away to defeat AEK Athens 5-3. QR1b on Saturday, schedule attached
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
S7E9 @gamechangershow.bsky.social out of context @dropout.tv
Game Changer Season 7 Episode 9 Out of Context: A collection of images featuring a pile of hot dogs, a cat wearing sunglasses, a screencap from This Is Your Life, Stuart the Minion, Regis Philbin hosting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, and the title card for The Jacob Wysocki Effect: A Dropout Video Essay.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My favorite was this NJEA newsletter blurb from a few weeks ago. Exactly what I'm looking for in my governor, someone who's campaign financing was technically legal!
New report: NJEA backing for Spiller follows all rules
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
It’s about that time again #pacensc @pacensc.bsky.social
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Water’s not cold, baby, dip in your big toe…
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Shoutout to the guy in the hat next to CRJ giving it his all. I aspire to that level of enthusiasm when backing up my friends at karaoke.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Discord chat: “I feel so honored that you’re  sending me feet pics for free in this economy 💖
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Minor incident while dyeing easter eggs…
My foot with a bunch of blue splotchesMy hand with a big blue splotch
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Playoff schedules with TV channels for #stanleycupplayoffs and #nbaplayoffs Round One
Grid showing the dates, times, and US TV listings for the first round of the 2025 NBA and NHL playoffs.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
(2/2)
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
JP and Tre performing Silk Sonic’s “Leave the Door Open” 4/7/2025 #karaoke This is one of my favorite songs to duet with Tre (1/2)
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
lol fuck that, I’m selling bay-bee!
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Great seats for tonight’s #PWHL game between the #sirens and victoire.
Friend and I in NY Sirens gearPlayers waiting for a faceoff at the Sirens-Victoire hockey game.
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
“The left foot’s down just prior to the contact.” It’s not. #nfccg
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Jon P @sharethisgem.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Today begins Year Nine of tracking every song I sing at karaoke. Final stats for 2024: 326 performances of 264 songs by 190 artists. Leading songs: "Shut Up and Dance" (6), "Watermelon Sugar" (5). Leading artists: Billy Joel and Dua Lipa (12 each). And now, Every Artist I Sang In 2024:
A list of 96 musical artists I sang at karaoke in 2024:
3 Doors Down
Aaron Neville
Ace of Base
Adam Levine
Adele
Aerosmith
Afroman
Alanis Morissette
Alessia Cara
Alicia Keys
Anxiety
Ataris
Augustana
Ava Max
Axis of Awesome
Barenaked Ladies
Ben Folds
Beyonce
Billy Joel
Blink 182
Blues Traveler
Bonnie Raitt
Bowling for Soup
Boyz II Men
Bruce Springsteen
Bruno Mars
Cage the Elephant
Cake
Calling
Capital Cities
Cascada
Chainsmokers
Chappell Roan
Charlie Puth
Cherry Poppin' Daddies
Chicago
Chicks
Chris De Burgh
Chris Stapleton
Chuck Berry
Colbie Caillat
Coldplay
Collective Soul
Counting Crows
Cranberries
DaBaby
Daughtry
Dave Matthews Band
Des'ree
Don Henley
Dua Lipa
Eagle Eye Cherry
Ed Sheeran
Ella Henderson
Elton John
Elvis Presley
Em Beihold
Emeli Sande
Eminem
Everclear
Florence and the Machine
Foundations
Fountains of Wayne
Foxes
Franz Ferdinand
Fratellis
Fray
Fun
Gin Blossoms
Goo Goo Dolls
Gorillaz
Gotye
Grease
Green Day
Gym Class Heroes
Hamilton
Harry Chapin
Harry Styles
Hootie and the Blowfish
House of Pain
Hozier
Imagine Dragons
Janet Jackson
Jann Arden
Jason Mraz
Jay-Z
Jewel
Jim Croce
Jimmy Buffett
Joan Jett
John Mayer
Joni Mitchell
Justin Bieber
Justin Timberlake
Kelly Clarkson
Kenya GraceA list of 94 more musical artists I sang at karaoke in 2024:
Kesha
Killers
Kygo
Lady Antebellum
Lady Gaga
Lauv
Lifehouse
Linkin Park
Lisa Loeb
Lit
Live
Lonestar
Lou Bega
Lunchmoney Lewis
Macklemore
Marc Anthony
Maren Morris
Maroon 5
Matchbox Twenty
Michelle Branch
Miley Cyrus
MKTO
Mumford and Sons
Nat King Cole
Nayer
Nelly
Neon Trees
Nine Days
Nirvana
OAR
Of Monsters and Men
OK Go
Olivia Rodrigo
OMC
One Direction
OneRepublic
O-Town
Outkast
Ozzy Osbourne
Paramore
Passenger
Patrick Swayze
Pitbull
Plain White T's
Police
Q-Tip
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reel Big Fish
REM
REO Speedwagon
Righteous Brothers
Rihanna
Rob Thomas
Rocco DeLuca and the Burden
Roxette
Santana
Savage Garden
Script
Seal
Secondhand Serenade
Selena Gomez
Semisonic
Shania Twain
Sheryl Crow
Silk Sonic
Smash Mouth
Snow Patrol
Stephen Sanchez
Stevie Wonder
Stroke 9
Sublime
Switchfoot
SZA
Tal Bachman
Taylor Swift
Teddy Swims
Tom Petty
Tracy Chapman
Train
Travis
Twenty One Pilots
U2
Uncle Kracker
Usher
Vanessa Carlton
Vertical Horizon
Verve
Walk the Moon
Wallflowers
Wanted
Weezer
Yellowcard
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