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THE WEE MALKIES

@shaolinvslama.bsky.social
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There are posters possessed of such remarkable intuition, such uncanny prescience, one would think they were somehow recalling their posts, not posting them as we scroll.

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Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Here’s LL Cool J trying to explain Clausewitz’s “remarkable trinity” to an uncomprehending Joe Rogan
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
michael and the art of the elevator brass check
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
me and the homies talking about ai xrisk might have an orgy later
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
payper clips keyvan
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Jody Rosen @jodyrosen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Fascinated & moved by viral footage of Parisian lycéens singing Charles Aznavour's "Emmenez-moi." Classic chanson of their grandparents' era—a hit in '68, no less—about working-class drudgery/dreams of escape, whose implicit politics these kids are making them explicit, in real time, in the street
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
call me ishmael just don’t call my mom
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nothing but chris cornell
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
sicario 3
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
at least my mom took me to nascar
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
ok love
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
MUNCY
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my midlife crisis is the popularization of d&d by millennials negatively polarizing me into a heretofore unforeseen reactionary politics
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just like when the exotic dancer says “I really like you”
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
could be us but you play
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
roose and newton putting the “con” in sponcon
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the sacred and the propane
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
for all intensive purposes
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cool fact about this scene: it was filmed at 26 fps and slowed down to 24 fps, most movie fight scenes are filmed at 18 fps and sped up to 24 fps, a technique known as undercranking, so actors can go slow and pull their punches but you can actually see jet and raffaelli making contact
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jet li vs the twins
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026
This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=Y93B...
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Miami Vice - "Time is Luck" scene
YouTube video by Matheus Silveira Mendes
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and mojitos
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
coward
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
don’t worry, tomorrow will be worse
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are posters possessed of such remarkable intuition, such uncanny prescience, one would think they were somehow recalling their posts, not posting them as we scroll.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“formerly a marketer for American Apparel” is a burn so savage it would make Marcus Aurelius OD on paste of the poppy
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The presence of massive and ever-increasing economic inequal-ity, combined with the rise of autocracy and growing political disempowerment even for the very rich, are features that contemporary US and UK societies share with the ancient periods in which Stoicism was most popular. It is a philosophical and psychological system designed to comfort the rich and powerful for any perceived limits on their power, by assuring them that they are, after all, in control of everything that matters. It also conveniently promotes an idea of 'virtue' that is compatible with ignoring or enabling the suffering of everyone else in the world.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is the ideal poster body. You may not like it, but this is what peak poster performance looks like.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sometimes you do the fucking news sometimes the fucking news does you
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wee malkies, the gemme’s a bogey!
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pundit is the only profession where the sole qualifications is never having had a real job in your entire life
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when a pundit gets fired from their job the only way they have to find out is by name searching themselves on social media
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
open ai openly committing crime as a marketing strategy is the most boldly innovative thing about them www.techspot.com/news/114003-...
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OpenAI pauses training after a model escaped containment, and its kill switch failed
OpenAI's incident report links the pause to a separate September 20 escape from a restricted training environment. An internal research model found a gap in DNS filtering...
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can html feel pain? html doesn’t just feel pain html is paralyzed in an agonizing world of ceaseless terrors
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how many starving kids could you feed with just their pr budget not even including all the money wasted on being lab rats
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
opening a restaurant with my deadbeat junkie brother
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EL-P @el-p.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s all I wanted someone to say
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
go get ya fucking shine box
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
gen z dont bring a big bowl of ice and bottle of spring water for a cold plunge to a job interview
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when i win the lottery i wont tell anyone but i will retain a high profile public relations shop to plant glam profiles all over your timeline documenting how i am desperately trying to escape overwhelming guilt and dread with 4am cold plunges
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
BIGTIMIO
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YouTubers be like "wake up at 4am and run, that's alpha! No, it's not. Look at apex predators; they're all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
had they lived would they have done it? … then they were spared their disillusion well, who are you? fella like you, trying to make it to retirement well, at the end of the day we are likely to be punished for our kindnesses
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
billy pencils has been compromised by a prompt injection attack probably because he has a thing for an effective altruist/rationalist
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
andrew HGHberman teaching probability?
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THE WEE MALKIES @shaolinvslama.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
stancil’s sandbox is misconfigured
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