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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱
an assortment of horror books spread out on a floor an assortment of horror books spread out on a floor
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Little Ghosts Books @littleghostsbooks.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Hey pals, Submission call responses for WET SCREAMS: A Monsterfucker anthology have went out. We got over 500 breathtaking, hot, squelchy submissions from an amazingly diverse range of authors, picking just 20 was a CHALLENGE. Thank you to all who wrote us and really brought the heat!!! 🍑 🍆👻🖤👹🥵 💦
Wet Screams: A Monsterfucker Anthology edited by Mindy Rose & Chris Krawczyk. The cover depicts a demon and werewolf erotically interacting with a lady. The book is on a red background surrounded by flowers.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
They should invent a type of hypochondria for cars and name it after me
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I need to scream about how good Final Destination: Bloodlines was because HELLO?!??
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Spooky Sterling @spookysterling.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If a war broke out between my swamp puppies and @shannon-said.bsky.social 's Pocketknife Kitties, Godzilla vs Kong style, who would win? 🐊 X 🐈
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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
new & restocked horror now available at b&n sioux falls 🪱⚰️🦷
stacks of horror books on the floorstacks of horror books on the floor
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Happy Mother's Day to those who have a mother, those who don't, those who wish they did, and those who wish they didn't. Last year, I wrote a book about the complexities of being a daughter, and if you're looking to read something with teeth, you can get Pocketknife Kitty anywhere books are sold.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
"I asked ChatGPT to-" AHHH!!!! FUUUUUU- PLEASE IVE SERIOUSLY HAD ENOUGH PLEASE I'M ABOUT TO GO TO THE CROSSROADS AND ASK THE DEVIL TO JUST FUCKING TAKE ME AWAY AT THIS POINT
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
it never fails that the instant I convince myself that I'm a shit, gutless, hollow writer and that I've got nothing else to give, the universe pops in to remind me what I do it all for 🥲
screenshot from Goodreads, giving a 4 star rating with the cheeky review: "I've come to the decision to die a virgin"
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
an unpleasant task that I've been stressing about for the past year and a half took me six minutes to take care of, and, well, it's nice to know myself well enough to understand this realization will have NO impact on how I manage similarly unpleasant tasks in the future
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
just out here collecting this genre of photograph like pokemon
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I met Frank Tuesday night after Dunes, and he was so kind, calm, and patient, and happily signed my setlist, even though I began talking to him about tote bags because my brain can't just stop when I've got a good thing going on. Anyway!
Frank Iero outside of a tour bus in Philadelphia after an LS Dunes show. He's smiling and holding up a reversed peace sign
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Pocketknife Kitty restocked in South Dakota, which is definitely a different state than Florida !!
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
locked in and loaded for anything the day may bring !!
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
happy Teenagers day 🍀
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Spooky Sterling @spookysterling.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Box of books just arrived!!!
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Was struck with sudden, acute flank pain, nausea, sweating when I got into work this morning. And how did I take care of myself? I walked up to my nurse's station, and straight up went ☝🏻🥴 I think I'm having a medical event and almost passed out. I am surprisingly not good in a crisis.
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Anna Rose Reads @annarosereads.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Head bangin’ its way into our horror hearts, @nwreader.bsky.social’s Punk Goes Horror: A Mixtape Anthology is one hell of a good time. My review: Huge thanks to @spookysterling.bsky.social for getting an ARC to me! Punk Goes Horror releases on March 11th! open.substack.com/pub/annarose...
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Review: Punk Goes Horror: A Mixtape Anthology edited by William Sterling
Call your chiropractor now because this is one head-bangin' good time.
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Emo Moments @emomoments.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
photo of Gerard Way from My Chemical Romance (MCR)
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
boys in dresses 🥰
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Hey, kids! become a writer, and then maybe one day soon you'll also find yourself writing out a bullet list of plot points that includes some bullshit like this!
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
SEVERANCE.
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击Lenore击 @thosecemeteryeyes.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I love my woke girlfriend
Frank Iero's Instagram story 2/21/25
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
okay !!!
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Ah, yes, phew, excellent, I've finally hit the stage of working on my WIP where all my ideas are stupid and I'm talentless and boring and also probably ugly for good measure. And not a moment too soon!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
omg guys look at this sweet cookie they gave me when I picked up lunch today 🥰🥰
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I'm afraid none of you understand her like I do, she's the doomed, melancholic daughter of The Ghost of You and Demolition Lovers
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
About to start in on writing a story about a man that fucks his television set, so no, you don't need to worry about what my search history looks like actually 🥰
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
still so stoked to be a part of this one 🖤🖤
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I fear I need to write a monsterfucker story OH DARN 😫
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
hey does anyone else remember the acid trip that was us in middle school tanning the ghost of a playboy bunny silhouette onto ourselves? .....MIDDLE SCHOOL.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
When getting my hair cut tonight by my 20-something stylist, I caught the words "Are you old enough to remember Lost?" fall out of my mouth before I could stop myself, and I've never felt closest to the crypt keeper, v cool of me.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Is this a good time to ask if we can normalize not labeling a forced celebrity or musician drive-by-selfie as "meeting" them?
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Can't watch the new Severance until Friday night, and the internet is a spoiler landmine, so I'm not letting myself go online for 24 hours, and instead praying to @benstiller.redhour.com (lighting a Gemma candle and clutching my nearest bundle of medical tubing)
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If anybody is dying to know what Gerard's Dungeons and Dragons pinball machine character, Frey Curlyfoot, looks like, boy do I have a treat for you:
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Every time I see Mitch McConnell trending, I always hope maybe it's Finally It This Time
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I have some things I need to say
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GHOULISH BOOKS WILL KILL YOUR PARENTS @ghoulish.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Our little bookstore is looking quite full with our newest table display! Come down to Ghoulish Books in Selma, TX and check us out! Or shop online at ghoulish.rip 😘
buncha books on various tables and shelves
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I so desperately, now more than ever wish I was just stupid. It would be so comfortable to just lie down in the propaganda and rest.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Hey so listen up, I don't know who needs to hear this, and I'm so sorry to get woke on main, but all spiders are girls
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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
CAN I GET SOME (published) SMUT FEATURING A SOFT MAN?!? A MAN WITH SOFT FLESH?! DOES EVERY MAN IN A BOOK WHEREIN THERE IS BONING HAVE TO BE CHISELED AND SCULPTED?! i honestly don't get it like it's EVERY BOOK! are normie straight girls only turned on by Hardness?! am i a freak?!
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I can be your angle….or yuor devil
a copy of a Violet vinyl by LS Dunes, signed by Frank Iero and Anthony Green. Frank has doodled a halo on his image, and Anthony a pair of devil horns.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
the eagle's been there since October and i'm gagged blind. am i the only stupid one or are there others out there? credit to keilovesmcr on IG for pointing it out
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Who is willing to yap with me about Violet, please, I haven't seen the sun in 30 hours and I miss my children.
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shannøn riley isn't real. 🦇 @shannon-said.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
A board near the checkout of a store with the joke: "What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite."
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