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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 8h

can someone make a tshirt that i can purchase that says "what's your favorite SCARY BOOK?" pls ty

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this has of course led to us discussing frankenstein roleplay

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i would NEVER use this purse as a purse because it would be totally useless as a purse. but i want it so bad. ooooooooooh my god i want it so bad ughhhh

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

worms are so goddamn cute when you pick them up and they do that biiiiig stretch

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

watching only murders in the building and the constant stream of famous people cameos is so fucking annoying

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

rec me weird perfume brands you love? I'm into heretic parfum and for strange women, etc

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

ok why didn't anyone tell me that the malcolm in the middle reboot lowkey whipped ass

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

y'all have to stop stanning jeff goldblum he's doing ai promo commercials

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

one of my coworkers "wrote" a book about her husband dying (of covid after refusing to get vaccinated) and chatgpt told her the word LORD should always be in all caps

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

i can hear my dog snoring over the asmr in my ear buds, the white noise machine cranked up to 11 right next to my bed, and the portable ac blasting noisy as hell 5 feet away

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

if i drum along to reptilia on my steering wheel hard enough it will fix me

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i was prepared to be annoyed with myself every time i found richard ayoade funny on the new taskmaster but in a shocking turn of events i actually found him quite irritating in the first ep

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

why do i keep getting ads for this horrific vagina torture lookin ass spout

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the past year or two every time i get referred somewhere from my doctor i get notified that I've been scheduled for some random time and i have to call in and reschedule schgtuthjj WHY AREN'T THEY JUST CONTACTING ME TO SCHEDULE IT TO BEGIN WITH?!

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

WHY do all straight smut novels include the guy's pov?! i don't care about the guy's pov! if i wanted to read someone waxing poetic about their partner's perfect bouncing tits and soaking wet velvety coochies i would read lesbian porn!!!!

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

suitor number three how would you sexily murder me? 👁️👄👁️

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

i will always eat the tomatoes and onions from your whopper if you don't want them that's the mindy guarantee

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

it never occurred to me before this moment that these types of things might exist and now that i have an awareness of them i feel like something inside of me has died

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

just had to contact the cops on behalf of a girl trying to leave a dv situation & the officer i spoke to was so fucking shitty & dismissive i could HEAR him rolling his eyes & i am so furious that THAT is what she's gonna have there to "help" her leave safely. scum of the earth i fucking hate cops

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

starting two(2) punk bands called SKULL VIRGIN and BIG FUCKIN hmu if you want in

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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 21/08/2026

As I rounded the corner I felt muscular and compact, like corn beef.
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S01E02 Hell Hath Fury 5 February 2004

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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 11/08/2026

"He whisked off her shoes and panties in one movement,
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S01E06 The Creeping Moss from the Shores of Shuggoth 4 March 2004

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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 17/08/2026

[tender music]
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S01E03 Skipper the Eyechild 12 February 2004

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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 18/08/2026

[distorted bagpipe music]
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S01E05 Scotch Mist 26 February 2004

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

why would a google review i posted of a local nail salon be hidden? there's no profanity or offensive shit or like, sensitive information in my review but it's not showing up and it's been a week? (i can see it when i'm logged into chrome but i can't see it when i'm not)

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Hannah just put her finger in my mouth and then i bit it and then she said "now my finger hurts" and i said "don't put your finger in my mouth then"and she said "stop having such an inviting mouth to put fingers in"

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

also pls make weird horny violent pervert art bc i want to be a weird horny violent pervert about it

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

just saw a news clip of some local tattooer talking about how it's totally cool if people use ai to design their tattoos and that ai isn't stealing people's artwork it's simply learning from it... deeply fucking embarrassing shit

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max booth will never die @interrobangbus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

wdym you and your friend don't have an imaginary federal agent monitoring your chats who's developed a gradual degradation kink over the years spent spying on your conversations @garbagesauce.bsky.social

me: i would literally murder them? and by murder them i mean cry at home

mindy: SHE MEANS CRY AT HOME NED CLAM DOWN

me: keep it in your pants u little freak

mindy: you fucking perv

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

i finished my book and of the four extras i brought with me the only one that looks interesting turned out to be written by a zionist so i tried to start a different one and I'm immediately bored ugghhhhhhh 🙁

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

the year of our lord 2026 and goodreads still doesn't have an "alert me when a book on my tbr is published" function smdh

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

i stopped at my bank yesterday and there was "jesus <3's u" shit on display in the drive thru window, facing out of the window toward the customers.. how is that not like.. wildly inappropriate for a non faith-based organization lol

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

starting a band called mustard tussle hmu if you want in

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

being a grown up is cool bc I'm at my Professional Office Job rn & my friends & i are in the teams chat pretending to be pirates (one of us was birthed from a kraken & has hooks for hands & feet and i wear her old decaying real hands in my hat)

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

just overheard the coworker from jersey who says he's related to the jersey devil say "you can get into any coven if you start spending time at Starbucks"

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🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era] @garbagesauce.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

this fucking dude doesn't like french fries or burritos.. what on earth..

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