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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane

@shanestardewvalley.bsky.social
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That guy from that game and beer and chickens

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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 8h
I am drinking very old IPAs tonight
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 11h
Sure life sucks but have you ever tried learning something new? Sucks even worse.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 11h
Trying to find balance in making depressingly funny posts that are actually good and also won’t get people doing a wellness check on me, lol.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Looking forward to going home and experimenting with pouring a full beer into my lap
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Kay Sorio @kaysdenofchaos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like father like child
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here is an old video of the chickens.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That is a Goldie feather tucked in to Coconut’s wing feathers 🥹
Coconut’s mostly white wing but there is one gold feather tucked in there.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m swallowing it.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really want to start smoking now just to pick up another self destructive habit but it’s way too expensive. Would be smoking 3 packs of menthols a day and putting out cigarettes in the carpet. Would be so cool. 🚬
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Chat Pile @chatpileband.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Huge moment in Chat Pile history as Raygun and Myself make an appearance on this week's episode of Guys to discuss Korn Guys (a subject near and dear to my heart). Thanks to @murderxbryan.bsky.social for having us on! Listen wherever you listen to podcasts
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Tia @elgaladwen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Same energy.
A buff colored hen called Goldie leaning away from a larger red hen called Hibiscus who has her beak wide open as if she's yelling.A girl walking away from a boy playing a trumpet as she covers her ears.
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AMR - Alexis Mercedes Rinck @alexis4seattle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Haters will say it never happened
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dragging my corpse to Showbox Sodo tonight
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#EBFG
“HI TOM”
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the chicken that dances at the end of Stroszek has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
dancing chicken against a yellow background
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 15/09/2026
We extend our heartfelt condolences to the loved ones of Tom Biro and the entire Emerald City Supporters family 💚
The Sounders family is deeply saddened by the passing of Tom Biro, a longtime member and former co-president of Emerald City Supporters. A beloved pillar of the Seattle soccer community, Tom touched countless lives through his unwavering passion for the sport. His many contributions to the club leave a legacy that will be felt for years to come. He will be dearly missed. We extend our heartfelt condolences to his loved ones and the entire ECS family.
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Sounders FC @soundersfc.com · 16/09/2026
Always in our hearts 💚
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Emerald City Supporters @weareecs.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is with heavy hearts that we share the passing of former ECS co-president Tom Biro.
Tom Biro waving a large Iron front flag in the Brougham End
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Tia @elgaladwen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I should use this like I (used to?) use Twitter, but now I only use Twitter for saying when I am going to stream, so yeah, going to stream some LOTRO as soon as I get the hens to bed in half an hour or so. 👍(twitch.tv/Elgaladwen) Goldie is judging me, and I am OK with that.
Goldie the hen sitting in a vaguely rectangular shape and looking at the viewer with extreme side eye.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Didn’t go to PAX but still signed a Shane plush today.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Can check
La fin du Monde

One of Canada’s best
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Kari Fry @keefry.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Good girl Goldie
A drawing of Goldie drinking water out of a leaf, on grey paper
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Goldie
Goldie making a normal face while drinking from a leaf
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Be:Seattle @beseattleorg.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
THE BILL TO BAN RENTAL JUNK FEES PASSED! 🎉🎉🎉
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🦆
Goldie in bath
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Face down tail up that’s the way we like to snack
Goldie looking silly but also perfect as she cranes her neck down to eat from a bowl.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Goldie loved being hugged today. 💛
Goldie is hugged
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Sanshee @ Booth 5280 @sanshee.com · 15/07/2026
Why just jump for joy when you can jump joyfully for Junimos! Our Green Junimo Pillow Plush are back in stock, and all of our Junimo Plush are available now! Check them out along with the rest of our #StardewValley Collection today! sanshee.com/s/sdv-junimo...
A green Junimo plush in front of a pixel cloud background, with the Sanshee logo in the top left, a Back in Stock sticker in the top right, and the official Stardew Valley logo at the bottom right.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
In this weather all the chickens wanna do is lay around and fan out their feathers. All I wanna do is lay around in front of a fan. (Yep, still got it. Great post)
Chicken looking like a hand fan 🪭
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am only 3 beers into my viking funeral 🇳🇴
It’s Goldie. She is a lot like me, old but beautiful
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Good birds
Some chickens loafing in the dirt, enjoying the sun.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Nothing like stumbling out of the stadium or venue and standing around eating a Seattle Dog.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father’s Day to me from my real life Jas. *Joja glass for scale
An oversized card that is an image of a beer in a glass mug with the words “#1 DAD” and a ribbon reading “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY”. Below the card is a Joja branded drinking glass shown to contrast the size of the card.
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Kari Fry @keefry.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Please join me in wishing happy birthday to @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social the only person with a birthday today 💕
A post-it pen doodle of Shane surrounded by chickens 🐔🐔🥰🐔🐔
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m supposed to be running around outside tomorrow and I am not looking forward to it! Need to stay hydrated… 🍺
A normal shaped chicken tilts her head up after getting a drink of water
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Normal birds
Inside the coop on a perch Cloud burrows under Hibiscus
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Nothing has fucked up the minds of both sports enjoyers and the sports agnostic alike more than gridball.
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✨ misi ✨ vgen comms OPEN! @artofmisi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I kept thinking about how lovely this was. Doodled this for you c:
a digital painting of Rosie, with flowering rosemary branches behind her
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Planted rosemary on top of Rosie’s grave and it has now become a gathering spot for the other hens. 🐔
Thing walks by the daisies laid down at Rosie’s graveGoldie naps and Thing kicks dirt next to her.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
🥀🖤
Rosie standing near the bamboo, considering a nap.

Lost a really really good and silly bird tonight. I will always think about how feisty and stubborn she was and despite that so easy to love.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The chickens love to loaf around in the dirt ever since it has warmed up. Here is 2 important views of Rosie’s face while loafing.
Rosie side profileRosie head on (cutest)
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’m about to go blob mode
Goldie loafing in the dirt, lookin like a damn blob
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Grunge Goldie
Goldie in a hole. Thing on the surface.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Picky Goldie 😡 👑🐔💛
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Life is an inescapable hell but at least, for now, these birds are very comfortable.
Rosie, Thing, and Cloud loafing together in the dirt.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Love to get bothered by people who create an account just to bother me.
Someone asking me to sing “happy birthday” to their friend, lol.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
This is probably one of the last things I would ever do in my life.
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The gold one 💛🐔
Goldie
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Sad Chicken Man Name of Shane @shanestardewvalley.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🤔
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