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Poorly kept secret here in DC. Fetterman is going to switch parties. It’s the only way he can keep his job.

Braves baseball just feels right. 3-1, going into the bottom half of the 7th. Harris knocked in an insurance run. Pitching has been… great.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 10h

My family moved 1,400 miles to a state where my wife could SAFELY be pregnant with cancer. Yeah, we made assumptions about Roe. Lots of people have changed their lives in the aftermath of Roe. My daughter is now 4, by the way.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 11h

Doctors have diagnosed the teen with “being a total lightweight.”

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 13h

Thornton’s ankle was… so dislocated that his brain didn’t even register the injury at first. He tried to stand up, and then promptly came back down. Man. MAN.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 17h

In a new ad, Angela Paxton explains that the future of Texas, like Ken Paxton's penis, doesn't just belong to one person.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 03/10/2026

I’m not sure how it happened, but I have a lot of lesbian rock tendencies. My playlists tend to overlap a lot with lesbians. Not sure why I’m this way.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 02/10/2026

BRO. Shoutout to the probably 70+ year old dude wearing the Pennywise t-shirt at DCA.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 02/10/2026

I'm hanging out in my hotel. It's 1:30 in the morning. I woke up in the middle of the night, so naturally I decided to channel surf. I haven't watched MTV in years. What is this show Ridiculousness? This has to be the dumbest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life. Who is this even for?

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 02/10/2026

It's funny thinking about the subtext of Mike Tomlin giving short answers during every post-game press conference... because he just wanted to get out of there so he could play Minecraft. This is incredible. youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQg?...

youtu.be

EP 1: ROOFTOPS, PENTHOUSES, AND URBAN LIVING

YouTube video by Mike Tomlin

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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?

Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances"

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 28/09/2026

I’m sorry. Fire the Cowboys DC. That is insane.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 27/09/2026

I like surprising my Uber Eats drivers with super fat tips. I hope it makes their work a little better, ya know?

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 27/09/2026

Hahahahahhahahahahaha fucking idiot.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/09/2026

“Then yield thee, fucking coward.”

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 26/09/2026

Tonight, a man I was interacting with at a local bar said some extremely racist shit. I wasn't a big fan of that. I explained to him kindly that I could remove his head from his neck. Then he pissed himself. Make racists afraid again.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 21/09/2026

Brandon Aubrey casually kicking through a 60 yard field goal. It would have been good from 75. This dude is nuts.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 20/09/2026

Tom Brady drops a live “shit” on the broadcast when Daniels (clearly) dislocated his elbow. Brutal.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 18/09/2026

This is sad. The Kennedy Center should be a monument to a beloved, slain President. Instead it’s turning into this.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 14/09/2026

Well boys and girls, the Dallas Cowboys did it again.

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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 14/09/2026

They did WHAT on 3rd down

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 13/09/2026

George Washington has a monument that people visit all the time. It is 6 miles down the road. It is literally his estate called Mount Vernon. Why the fuck are we even thinking about doing this?

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 13/09/2026

Respectfully, Arch Manning is not handling his fame well. He's kind of bad.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 13/09/2026

I want you to look at me the same way that Arch Manning looks at his receivers, which is to say, constantly make constant eye contact and never look away.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 13/09/2026

Arch Manning just looks awful tonight. I know that everyone has bad games, but damn. This dude is just… bad. If it’s not his day? Bench him. Give your team a chance to come back. You can’t miss wide open throws like this.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 12/09/2026

The Adult Literacy Bowl is a nail biter.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 12/09/2026

Jimmy Eat World has kinda-sorta aged a lot better than many of their contemporaries. Their music still feels current. Lots of other bands from that era REALLY feel dated.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 11/09/2026

This isn't about only the Apple iPhone that folds, but really about all folding phones. They're incompatible with cases.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 10/09/2026

There’s an easy solution to this shit. Democratic Party leaders need to remove Fetterman from all committees. That’s tomorrow. The next day? Parking spaces. Make this MF walk the long way through the parking lots.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 09/09/2026

Bruh. What the fuck is going on in Dallas?

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 09/09/2026

Kinda epic that the GOP planned their big "midterm convention" in Texas... on the opening two nights of the NFL season. There's nothing Texas hates more than... *checks notes* football?

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 08/09/2026

Did they try unplugging it and plugging it back in?

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 05/09/2026

Every year, I am genuinely impressed with Georgia's ability to get a very specific type of pass rusher. These are all dudes who are 6'4" or 6'5", 250 lbs., and crazy athletic. Yes, they're going to eat Tennessee State alive, but that's expected. I'm just saying this is a scary pass rush.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 05/09/2026

Teamname has taken an early 7-0 lead over Teamname. College football is BACK baby!

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 04/09/2026

I’m not sure if it’s the wings or the blue cheese. It tastes like feet though.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 04/09/2026

Here's the good thing about jury duty: It's cool. You actually feel like you're part of the process. Here's the bad thing about jury duty: Not all of your "peers" have their head screwed on all the way.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 03/09/2026

Petition to rename September 2nd as Pablo Torre Day for Greatness in Journalism. The Clippers are done man.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 03/09/2026

The Hamburglar steals hamburgers? No way man. No one could have known that.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 03/09/2026

Written another way: People did not suddenly become 8.2% less healthy, year over year. We are still the same highly evolved primates. What changed is their profit margins.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

he got him. he finally fucking got him

real-life coyote and roadrunner encounter captured in southern california

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 03/09/2026

Wow. @pablo.show just did what a white shoe law firm failed to accomplish.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 29/08/2026

Well, Milo Yiannopoulos got deported by ICE. I’d post a screenshot of his over 100 tweets calling for deportations, but it would be tedious.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 19/08/2026

Angie Nixon won Florida’s Democratic Senate Primary, beating Alex Vindman by 12 points. It wasn’t even close, honestly. Subtext: Vindman out-raised Nixon… $16 to $1. Money doesn’t always win elections, y’all. People. Volunteers. Message. Progressive policies are popular.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 18/08/2026

Breaking: Fox News poll favors Republican candidate… More on News at 10.

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just going to walk around a mall, asking strangers to point to the "biggest cuck loser" and "miserable person"

A man who looks like a pointy thumb with glasses

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 18/08/2026

The wild part is about this North Korea shit? It’s probably not even in the Top 100 of insane shit Trump has done. The bar is subterranean.

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Shane Morris @shanemorris.sucks · 14/08/2026

That was impressively subtle coke deal. Damn. These two dudes just did the best hand to hand I have ever seen.

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