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Shane Afsar

@shaneafsar.com
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✍️ tech, parenthood, home improvement 💼 software eng leader | 🌐 New York kabob enthusiast

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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 18/03/2025
Wife: (positive intent) your hairstyle right now looks like that guy from White Lotus Me:
Walton Goggins character looking in disbelief/shock meme
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 11/03/2025
Whenever I’m doing a git rebase and have to figure out what “current” vs “incoming” means
From the Simpson, bart is pressing a button on an animatronic bear similar to Smokey Bear: “Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.”
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 19/02/2025
Bosch has been sending these thirsty notifs and I can’t figure out why
Hey there, we miss you
1m ago
Are you still pressing buttons on your appliance? Discover your smart home and start controlling it the easy way.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 18/02/2025
Found the reason. Banana mode was enabled, duh.
A hastily-photoshopped image of the macOS settings shortcuts from the toolbar, showing a crudely-drawn Banana button underneath the Focus mode button, and next to the Wifi/bluetooth/airdrop settings. The banana button is unselected.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 18/02/2025
Me: Returns from a peaceful 3-day weekend, ready to ease back into work. My laptop: 🟡
macOS background that is pure yellow.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 12/02/2025
Did not expect this crossover nod between two AppleTV+ series
Mole from Frog and Toad TV show saying “Woe, I say, woe”
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 08/02/2025
The AppleTV app really needs to incorporate if you’ve already watched the latest episode before sending a push notification. Also, that was a great episode of Severence.
Screenshot of an iOS Home Screen notification from the AppleTV app indicating that a new episode of Severence is available.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 12/01/2025
I *just* noticed that bluesky favicon & formatting seems to be supported on GitHub profiles, but not threads.
bluesky icon: @shaneafsar.com, linkedin icon: in/ShaneAfsar, mastodon icon: @ShaneAfsar@mastodon.online, generic link icon: https://www.threads.net/@shaneafsar
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 08/12/2024
Found a bunch of these sets gathered together with a bunch of baby toys at a retailer nearby. I guess start them young on chemstry?
A “little people” box set with a Breaking Bad logo, and figurines representing Walter and Jesse from the series (in drug-making gear, and in their season one outfits)
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 29/10/2024
Wooo, finally getting those Apple Intelligence notifications.
Multiple notifications summarized by Apple intelligence from the Nanit app, which says Multiple sounds detected on [redacted] crib, with the latest being a sound.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 18/09/2024
Customs *and* USPS are on the case! 😂 Even if this works 0.1% of the time, it’s unfortunately all these scammers need.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 17/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #32,708!
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 28/07/2023
Was looking up while laying down, and this reminded me of the bluesky loading screen
Picture of a blue sky, with lots of clouds, with a plant in the foreground
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 06/07/2023
Trying out threads
Screenshot of Shane‘s profile on threads.net app. It shows two posts he’s made on that platform, saying just setting up my threads and doesn’t have the same umph
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 05/07/2023
Forgot to share a console output!
console output showing "BskyBot" responding to various skeets. dids and URIs are in the output, along with some wordle validation info.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 12/06/2023
Looks like the ScoreMyWordle bot on the birdsite finally got hit with the API changes. Gotta bring it to bluesky!
A gauge showing 161808 out of 1500 tweets used
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 05/06/2023
WWDC feeling like:
Widgets, Widgets Everywhere (Buzz lightyear and Woody meme)
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 21/05/2023
Guys, I think aliens are going to invade. My kid is filling up a bunch of cups of water to leave around the house.
Several different mugs cups and jars inside of a large sink filled with water
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 19/05/2023
Me trying to find the Berkeley researchers who advocated for starting meetings 5min after so I can convince more people
Captain Kirk from Star Trek, searching for something
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 12/05/2023
Well, I won’t quit my day job.
You’re fired. you’re bad in moderation puts trusthive at risk. Sorry but you need to find a new job. 
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 05/05/2023
Bluesky needs more birds.
A bird sitting on a branch in a tree 
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 03/05/2023
Had to be done
Silence, brand meme
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 03/05/2023
Bluesky needs more groundhog content.
Closeup of a Groundhog in a yard, staring menacingly toward the camera. It has cute little hands.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 02/05/2023
Slack, with an interesting button/label layout on my "Later" tab. 🤔
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 02/05/2023
My biggest tweet of all time was this throwaway GPT-3 test. Thank you to the six retweeters 🥲
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 02/05/2023
You could say things are getting pretty serious.
Screenshot of metrics showing single digit traffic from Facebook, Gooogle, LinkedIn, Bluesky, Instagram
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 30/04/2023
We have our answer:
Just for the record, I wish Bluesky good luck. Being founded by Jack doesn't bother me. Being a Mastodon
"competitor" doesn't bother me either.
Seems like there's some good people working on it and if it causes more folks to stop using Twitter 2.0 that's a win in my book.
That being said I'm not going to be looking at it anytime soon, it's too early from both the API and specially # of users standpoint.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 29/04/2023
Not-so-very blue sky today.
Grey cloudy sky with a tree in the foreground.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 28/04/2023
Image of bluesky before WeRateDogs arrived
Simpsons/ “hmmmm needs more dog”
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 27/04/2023
To be fair I’d say this is worthy of repeating
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 24/04/2023
Super cool!
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 24/04/2023
Alright, I’m going to work from here every so often this week (weather permitting).
Patio set on a deck
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 23/04/2023
Meme: we need ideas to speed up our site! More edge caching! Optimize images! Remove GTM. Glares, thrown out window
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 23/04/2023
Spending my Sunday afternoon assembly-line building a bunch of Ikea patio chairs. Let’s see how it goes…
Five opened boxes with ikea
patio chair parts, all on top of a blue rug.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 23/04/2023
It’s a spring Sunday, the weather is great, and the animals in our backyard know how to relax.
Groundhog eating a dandelion & grass. Squirrel sunbathing on a patio railing, staring at the camera.
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Shane Afsar @shaneafsar.com · 23/04/2023
Mine’s a bit disorganized right now 😅
social folder iOS with the apps: Twtr, Linkedin, Insta, FB messenger, Discord, Polywork, Reddit, bluesky, Damus
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