Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1hI’d risk it all to have Jimmy Stewart carry my drunk ass up to bed while singing “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” too. 🤷🏻♀️ 040
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 1hShe was great. All I’m saying is that Tracy Lord was not A Philadelphian. 120
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 4hAnd if I’m wrong, well, Jimmy Stewart’s boss was the one that mentioned “Main Line” 130
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 4hI knew as soon as I turned on The Philadelphia Story that Katherine Hepburn was a main line douchebag 😔 240
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 4hYes! It would be uncomfortable if they were regular stalls, but they’re rooms with actual doors. 110
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 5hI need Jungle to come to Philly. Listening to their music just makes me so damn happy. 110
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 5hThis is what the bathrooms are like at Victory on the Parkway and at the OG Love City. 490
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 7hIn honor of pierogi day, my favorite Pierogi. The sweetest little baby 🥹 0140
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 8hAnyway, if I haven’t already said this (I have) abolish the death penalty. 040
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 8hSo they think that televising an execution via firing squad is going to stop people from doing mass shootings? Ok. 030
Reposted by ShanaPAWS (Philadelphia Animal Welfare Society) @phillypaws.bsky.social · 8hA kitten low on brain cells? Delightful. A shelter low on supplies? Disastrous! We're in urgent need of kitten food, paper towels & churu treats to keep our furry friends fed, clean & thriving. If you can send or drop off supplies, Sawyer & her friends would be very grateful! 🧵 143
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 8hMy boss does not appreciate the document indices that are created through cocounsel (which is fair, they’re so wordy), but I do not appreciate copilot creating an index in 20 file batches and not actually reviewing the files. 120
Reposted by Shanakelso is Dancing On The Wall ❤️🔥 @meetmeatmidnight23.bsky.social · 12hGET YOUR PAPS!! If you don’t have insurance, go to a clinic or planned parenthood!! Ask for help!! Cancer sucks 182
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 13hThere’s also the bedroom ritual where she just lays on top of me. Or tries to crawl up my ass when it’s cold. 060
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 13hMy girl screams at me, jumps on the couch, then throws herself on me so I can give her spanks. And if I don't do it right away, she'll spin around and throw herself on me again so I get the picture. 171
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 13hBumping up to two gym days a week has done more over the last two months for my body than the last 8 months going once a week. Makes sense, but WILD. 030
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 13hI read to my nephew once. Finished the book, went to get up, and he started crying. "idk what you want, dude, i read the book. go to sleep." Turns out my sister would lay in bed with him and rub his back until he fell asleep. I am not doing all that 😂 010
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 14hIf you’re a grown adult sitting on the inside of the three-seater on the regional rail, use your damn words when you’re getting off. You can’t just shift around expecting two other people to know you’re getting off. “Excuse me, this is my stop” is very simple. 030
Reposted by ShanaLancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 15hHeh 5745
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Who among us hasn’t wanted to kick the shit out of their sister? 040
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If someone is buying me chicken and Mac and cheese, they better be ready with the Trojan. 150
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Salt and Light Academy for Boys won $500,000..." this school serves 22 students in a church. 120
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm just thinking about this more. Donating $100 million for some bullshit college owned by Bari Weiss is all fine and good, but Philly schools need to win a $600k prize. 130
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Your net worth is $77.8 billion. Do more in Philadelphia if you "would love to" so much. 1110
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Pfft. I own TWO cats. And what the hell is “has one adult” 010
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This is why, when asked if safety were guaranteed, many women (on various reels I've seen) say that the only thing they'd want to do is "go for a walk." 071
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He looks like he's really struggling, too. Like I've watched this a few times. His form looks bad. 010
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I spy with my little eye, women running faster than that loser. 021
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I figured it out, but it did not need to be as difficult as it was. 000
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026And then I go to mindlessly scroll and come across this dumbass slop. 160
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Wow that really got me heated. I may need to step outside for a minute or two. 000
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I...don't know what that is. It's frustrating because I've been using old outlook for 10 years. I know I'll get used to it, but my GOD 110
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026WE CAN'T RUN RULES ON OLD EMAILS, GO TO OLD OUTLOOK, RUN THE RULE, THEN SWITCH BACK. omg omFG 110
