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Shana Bartels

@shanabartels.bsky.social
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Yankees fan who loves SF Giants and figure skating too much. Rebel scum. Trivia champ. She/her. Rhymes with Dana Cartels. Forever salty about the 2017 ALCS 🚮 Jewelry designer makemarkmend.etsy.com Writer patreon.com/figureskatingforbaseballnerds

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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 4m
But other than that
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 39m
dennis hastert and jim bakker in the same day feels like an apology for dolly and tim curry
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 48m
It’s spring training for everyone
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James Smyth @jamessmyth621.bsky.social · 1h
Ben Rice is the first Yankee to have multiple multi-homer games in one postseason
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 1h
🍚 again motherfuckers
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 1h
I have always hated Richie Palacios
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 1h
Somehow TBS’s camera work is even sloppier than the Yankees defense
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 1h
Substack: the place where monsters and child sex traffickers host their blogs. Anyone who still keeps their blog there is complicit
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 2h
Thank you for stopping at 2B this time Austin
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 2h
🍚
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 3h
Yankees folks on here, no dooming please. I will log off if your misery is too much for me to bear (and hold a grudge forever because that’s how I roll). Cam is pitching! Good vibes only!
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 3h
Sox win. Can’t believe I’m happy to say that phrase
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Donovan Schaefer @feelingtheory.bsky.social · 8h
Musician Charles Manson, who led a religious revival in Los Angeles during the counterculture era of the 1960s and later became embroiled in controversy, has died.
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 3h
Go Yankees, score all the runs this time please
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David Folkenflik @davidfolkenflik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
She died covering war for Fox News. Her parents blame a Fox News star. So do two former Fox high risk security consultants. My story: www.npr.org/2026/10/04/n...
npr.org
She died covering war for Fox News. Her parents blame the network — and a star reporter
The family members of two Fox News journalists killed while covering the war in Ukraine are suing the network, saying it put getting the story ahead of its people.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good thing I have this on my iPad while the Yankees are on TV so I hopefully won’t do a murder
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But other than that
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Somebody please send booze, I’m almost out 😭
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For those who aren’t die-hard Yankees fans who subscribe to @riveraveblues.bsky.social, you probably don’t know that Austin Wells was (I think?) something like 54-for-54 in his professional career on stolen bases before he ever got caught stealing. Just in case you’re wondering why he went for a 3B
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just screamed so loud, you probably heard me from here in Central Jersey. Austin, why didn’t you stay at 2B 😩
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Garbage-ass franchise with no history, invented when I was in middle school. Nobody should take these clowns seriously
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Welcome back Weathers! 🙌🏼
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We all knew it
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s precisely what I was about to say
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Austin Wells knows the strike zone like he knows where to get a quality burrito in 30 MLB cities
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oof, that’s too bad. Seems amicable judging by Anton’s comment on the post wishing Vanessa well, but splitting up now when the season is underway is unusual
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River Ave. Blues @riveraveblues.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yankees vs. Rays, winner plays an AL Central team for the pennant. It's time for Yankees baseball.
ET laying in water.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People often wonder how they will be remembered, the stories that are left inscribed into the historical record about us, etc etc. I guess "sex arse tycoon and pugnaciously red-faced Brexiter" is one way
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s concerning
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not clicking on this garbage if it isn’t about Oona Brown and Gage Brown’s Godfather-themed free dance last year. (For those who don’t speak figure skating, Oona mimed slitting her brother’s throat at the end and he “died” on the ice and didn’t get up while she did the final bows alone. Iconic)
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Matt the Dad (suboptimal) @suboptimaldad.gobirds.online · 02/10/2026
if he's arguing a non-reviewable play that's supposed to be an automatic ejection and beheading.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s been said before but it is incredible Racism Brain to still be doing the Tomahawk Chop in 2026
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nola doesn’t have it. Get him out of there. Next
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Russians can’t even be bothered to drone drop bottled water on their own troops who are literally dying of thirst and surrendering from hunger. Meanwhile, Ukrainian drones delivered 4 tons of food to civilians in occupied territory.
kyivindependent.com
Ukrainian military delivers 4 tons of food to occupied Oleshky by drones, according to regional authorities
Kherson Oblast Governor Oleksandr Prokudin said Russian forces have attempted to disrupt the deliveries.
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope everyone doing that n*zi salute and chanting the racist shit gets doxxed and never experiences a moment of happiness again
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If everyone doing the racist chop were struck by lightning right now, would anyone really miss them?
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s almost enough to make you blush
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
MLB Payroll Ranks in the Division Series: Rays (27) vs. Yankees (3) Braves (9) or Phillies (4) vs. Dodgers (1) Brewers (19) vs. Padres (8) ChiSox (26) vs. Guardians (29) But let's impose a salary cap so there can be parity!
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does anyone have a gif of this? Or short video? @cjzero.bsky.social?
My sister said the new Padres owner lost her rally schmatte
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still true even if I’m not at Petco this time
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Korn is so bad, you guys
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One of these years I’ll remember which one is the lulav and which one is the etrog. This is not the year
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Steve @stevesmith24.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOL this is the cherry on top.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am cackling HYSTERICALLY at airing this immediately after Schlittler and Rice dismantled the Red Sox last night
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love the reenactment
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Shana Bartels @shanabartels.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is this a Hakka, the wedding dance from Fiddler on the Roof, or both?
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New York Yankees @yankeesbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As it was written.
Cody Bellinger as a kid in a Yankees helmet.
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