👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I think if we got on it Ireland would be in with a good shot at the ice hockey next Olympics, this is basically just ice hurling, might be less violent than regular hurling even 020
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Whoever is letting off fireworks in Maynooth please stop you are scaring Tony Soprano 190
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Being in Cork City puts how shit Dublin City is into sharp focus for me. It is so extremely fucking terrible. Just unimaginably bad. 110
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 13/07/2025We’ve got a new whiteboy of the month looking next door neighbour and there’s this girl he’s riding that sounds like an owl during the act, happy for him but wtf 110
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Online shopping has really caused most people to lose art of rummaging. EBay is really the only place online where you can rummage for things these days. 130
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 11/07/2025Love getting RTE news alerts about my hometown and it’s just the sword murder guy again 010
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻Auntie O'Grimacey @bubblenoma.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Pakistani taxi guy I got home the last night lived in Dublin for 3 months, hated it, so moved to Cork for 9 year then to Galway: "I don't like Dublin people, they remind me too much of the English" 107913
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 28/05/2025My favourite thing about the traffic changes around Pearse is how angry it’s made people who have the kind of mental illness that makes you voluntarily drive in Dublin City centre 020
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 26/05/2025There's this last minute rush that you grow accustomed to with ADHD, where you enter a sort of 'Clown Time' zone and do a months worth of work in a week then sleep for 2 weeks after I'm circling the rim of the clown right now. 22574109
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Tidy Towns are a fascist organisation 141
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Americans shouldn’t be allowed to be pope due to their insufficient capacity to feel the core Catholic emotion of shame 030
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I know all cars are bad for the planet but I truly think if you own one of those fuckass SUVs and your job is anything other than agricultural labourer or builder you need to be taxed into oblivion. Your child does not need to be brought to their Dublin school in a Range Rover. 280
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Love hurling, love being from Cork 010
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I think as a society we really seem to have done a 180 on cancer prevention over the last 5 years Vapes and those weird pouches are massive and fucking sunbeds are back in a big way. Do we have some sort of collective amnesia about nicotine and sunbeds being bad? What’s going on?way.doE-Auto unterwegs laden mit EWE GoEinfach. Entspannt. Ankommen. Laden Sie Ihr E-Auto mit dem EWE Go Ladetarif an über 500.000 Ladepunkten europaweit. 010
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Flipping my septum ring back out at the end of a day in my serious job, call that my out of of-face 051
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Bike shed and security hut talk is the chicken fillet roll humour of Irish political discourse 130
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 03/03/2025How did I use earphones without noise cancelling for years? I’m using them on the train because my noise cancelling ones died and I feel like I’m being tortured. 120
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Sometimes when I’m in a bad mood I just pick a fight with some knob on Reddit. This morning it’s with a landlord about how landlords are bad for the housing market and despite it taking place on a subreddit that can be quite sympathetic to landlords based on upvotes I am winning. 050
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I know maps aren’t perfect and it’s hard to do maps correctly at small scale but ever since I’ve noticed one map that just didn’t have Great Island/Cobh on it I can’t stop seeing them. The map in Irish passports doesn’t have Cobh on it. 020
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 27/02/2025We talk a lot about the grand stretch in the evening but there really isn’t enough love for the grand stretch in the morning, it has singlehandedly cured all my mental illnesses 1294
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 10/02/2025That rumour I made up in a joke astrology column in college has made it to the 2 Johnnies, cursed 010
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Insta needs to do a thing where if someone denies your follow request they stop suggesting them to you! I had to create a new account (old one got nuked) and people I used to follow understandably sometimes deny my request because they think it’s a fake and it’s awkward they keep being suggested! 020
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Lucy and Yak are really in their flop era I fear 000
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Nothing more embarrassing than Irish political people being America brained, like how are you in a whole separate country centring that nation in your discourse 150
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Wasn’t excellent seeing this in a Dublin bookshop today given Stella O’Malley is against a ban on conversion therapy because she herself thinks it would interfere with her work (which based on stuff she’s said includes a significant amount of actual conversion therapy) 180
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Told The Beilgeach about cherry tomato bridge and he goes "you people need more to do over there, I know nobody can buy a house but jesus christ" and I can't say he's wrong 28814
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Was on reddit (my first mistake) this morning and saw someone call a person ableist for criticising them using chatGPT If it’s ableist to ask you to not use a thing that is well known to cause extreme levels of climate damage to FORMULATE REDDIT COMMENTS then we’re truly doomed. 170
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Nosferatu was so horny, a good horror but really especially for the monsterfuckers among us 180
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 11/01/2025What lawless heathen put full slices of tomato on the cherry tomato bridge? 010
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I am trying to meal prep lunch more because I cannot keep buying lunch in fucking Dublin, anyone have suggestions of things they love having? If possible I want things that are vegan/at least dairy free 310
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻Louise @selkies.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Did youse see that someone left a load of sliced cherry tomatoes on the bridge in Drumcondra and it is now classed as a religious site on Google maps (38 user reviews) 1425550
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 11/01/2025Lads is veganuary just not happening anymore? This used to be the best month for getting new vegan things in the shop and now there’s sweet fuck all 000
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Happy new year to all the gays and communists in my phone xoxo 020
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Vinted is such a dangerous game because you like one funky little jumper and suddenly you are faced with wall to wall funky jumpers, like look at this beauty I bought yesterday for a mere €15 060
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Didn’t feed the cat fast enough so now he’s threatening to burn the house down 0100
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻James Kelleher @jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie · 05/12/2024How long must we wait for Bobby Fingers to make a diorama of the guy slipping on the ice on RTÉ News 2425
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Up Liam Quaide and up Cork East! #GE24 041
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Are they knitting the votes in Wicklow or what? Cmon now and show me Donnelly losing! #GE24 2141
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 04/11/2023The selling sunset drugs accusation fight is so funny because there’s no way in hell these rich women in these high intensity jobs are not coked/ritalined/adderalled out of their fucking minds a minimum 30% of the time cmon 030
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 24/10/2023is it ok to start the war on christmas before halloween 8344
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 22/10/2023I’m watching Selling Sunset season 2 and actually why is Mary acting like Romain is being unreasonable for not wanting to get married in her ex boyfriends house when her and the ex are clearly still into each other and share 2 dogs? Cmon now 000
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 18/10/2023Don't know who needs to hear this, but Unclench your jaw Let your shoulders drop Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients Slither bonelessly off your chair Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action Envelop the room Become a new god Become a new god 5631741105
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 18/10/2023It is truly baffling to me that even the most ardent hater of Hamas could think their actions justify the bombing of a hospital 020
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 17/10/2023Y’know what my Roman Empire is? The time I overheard the following while in a bathroom in a bar in Dublin Girl 1: “He’s at the gym” Girl 2: “Who?” Girl 1: “Seagull dick. I can tell by his Spotify” I think about this multiple times a week. Who is seagull dick? Why is he called seagull dick? 030
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 13/10/2023One of my coworkers described our workplace’s go to bar as “a clown car but instead of clowns it’s [profession]” and it is so accurate, the place is the size of a sitting room but inexplicably can fit 50+ of us as needed 000
👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻 @shamingdevalera.bsky.social · 10/10/2023It’s a bit surreal commuting in to my little job and watching the Israeli prime minister post unashamedly about his intent to commit war crimes on twitter dot com 010
Reposted by 👻A Spectre Haunting Europe👻The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 09/10/2023ok credit it where it's due, this does absolutely bang 3338136
