Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Well. The Arkham horror campaign ended and AZATHOTH opened his hideous maw and sang the song that ended the universe and we were alive to behold it but beholding it killed us all. Yay. 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Today’s 3am convenience store truck stop coffee tasted of petroleum, carpet; and top notes of spoiled butterscotch. Last time it tasted of carpet, which was honestly less tragic. 110
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Gluten free people: sorry I can’t. Lactose intolerant people: valar morghulis. 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I feel like I got dragged behind a truck zooming down the I-5 for fifty miles. DST is the worst and I hate it. 000
Reposted by Shalnsfw neru | Comms Open @neruatnight.bsky.social · 01/03/2026uhh i forgot to post this on saturday, here's scipius and straban inspired by the fic Iron Bonds archiveofourown.org/works/73400196 314328
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Please consider going to La Luna tattoos and piercings in Irving Park and supporting these wonderful artists. They took good care of me! 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026My partner just called Ravenor a “pervert in a box” and accused Dan Abnett of writing it during his horny phase, which explains the amount of sexy lamps that abound. I guess we’ll see soon. Related: thanks a lot for this worthless map Dan. It sure helps. (Said no one. Ever.) #warhammerfangirl 000
Reposted by Shalmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/02/2026im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit 43607740
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Just a girl and her canonically evil squid (but it isn’t a water type lol) that can brainwash you. 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Manitobah order arrived! Happy very early Birthday to me. 020
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Library book said I could easily crochet a cactus guys. #crochet 000
Reposted by ShalThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/02/2026Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/looksmaxxing-myth-vs-f… 18117678
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 21/02/2026It is beginning to occur to me that I have completely and utterly miscalculated how big a 365 hexagon temperature blanket for 2026 will be. (Husband has calculated it would be 12’x12’ which is a little excessive.) it might be a 2-3 month blanket tbh…. 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Went with my partner to the local game store in Chatham last night to cheer and or heckle as his orks obliterated some brave yet ultimately outmatched skitari. 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 18/02/2026You ever wanna stress test your relationship with your significant other? Try putting together a metal ikea bunk bed. #ikea #furniture #sliceoflife #selfassembly 110
Reposted by ShalRobert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 18/02/2026You know, your whole life people tell you that money can’t buy happiness, respect, or cool. And you kinda roll your eyes. …then you see Elon Musk. 410313
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I love love Union Station, it’s beautiful here. #chicago #unionstation #solotraveler 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I like this only marginally more than the Reese’s Santas. Why does it ….. why is it like this? 100
Reposted by ShalMinerva Fox @minervafoxart.bsky.social · 14/02/2026My SpyXFamily X Warhammer40k mashup print is now available in my store! buff.ly/gnhJ0hD #spyxfamily #warhammer40k 0102
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Photos by Bruce Medic from Capricon46. #capricon #warhammerfangirl 040
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Made a Glomitt following a free pattern from Halcyon Yarn by Beth Quivey. I think it’s going well actually. One down one to go. #knitting 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Woke up after a dream that 50 cent was being interviewed about his difficulty learning Chinese because of all the tones. The best part is I believe this either has happened or would happen depending on if he gets a Chinese speaking op.) 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Had a really good time at Capricorn 46 this year. 9/10. I’m so tired though. #warhammerfangirl 130
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 14/05/2025The blanket is becoming unwieldy but I have one skein to go! #crochet 030
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 11/05/2025First week living with my friend and colleague. So far I think it’s going well. 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I made myself matching earrings and a glasses chain mostly because I could. 020
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Two things from Canada that I am unexpectedly thrilled about. Honestly ideal country. 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 25/04/2025A very busy week, but we are out and moving forward! Yes it’s pouring rain and yes the Betty White stamps haven’t been released yet but it’s whatever lol 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 15/04/2025My favorite Dunkin abruptly closed for remodeling with no warning. Fortunately this is the Loop lol. #dunkin 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 11/04/2025It’s getting too big to carry to and from work easily now lol 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Great news the EpiPen is unused and I appear to be tolerating my new med! 030
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The world is on fire but spring has sprung and that’s what I’m going with for now. 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 05/04/2025A commission for a friend, they sent the yarn to my house and now my hands can keep busy! 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss, because the evil chicken that lives in my head told me to. #warhammerfangirl 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Me, about a quarter of the way through Clonelord: OH NO NOT EIDOLON!! Everyone else at Dunkin: *suddenly aware they are in a room with a crazy person* #warhammerfangirl 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 29/03/2025A very mentally healthy guy. Completely well adjusted. #warhammer40k #fabiusbile 020
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I completely forgot to take a photo of this finished commission LOL #warhammer40k #orks 010
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I love a little explanation of the font which is almost always exclusively for the specific subset of readers who FIEND for commentary on typeface lol 000
Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 17/03/2025For a friend that wants to be constantly mistaken for an eldar player instead of an Angels of Ecstasy fanatic lol #warhammer40k #warhammerfangirl 020