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Shal

@shalistrae.bsky.social
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Warhammer, anime, knitting, crocheting, cosplay, reading, and perfectly normal fujoshi behavior. Ask me anything.

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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Well. The Arkham horror campaign ended and AZATHOTH opened his hideous maw and sang the song that ended the universe and we were alive to behold it but beholding it killed us all. Yay.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Today’s 3am convenience store truck stop coffee tasted of petroleum, carpet; and top notes of spoiled butterscotch. Last time it tasted of carpet, which was honestly less tragic.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Gluten free people: sorry I can’t. Lactose intolerant people: valar morghulis.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I feel like I got dragged behind a truck zooming down the I-5 for fifty miles. DST is the worst and I hate it.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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nsfw neru | Comms Open @neruatnight.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
uhh i forgot to post this on saturday, here's scipius and straban inspired by the fic Iron Bonds archiveofourown.org/works/73400196
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Please consider going to La Luna tattoos and piercings in Irving Park and supporting these wonderful artists. They took good care of me!
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
My partner just called Ravenor a “pervert in a box” and accused Dan Abnett of writing it during his horny phase, which explains the amount of sexy lamps that abound. I guess we’ll see soon. Related: thanks a lot for this worthless map Dan. It sure helps. (Said no one. Ever.) #warhammerfangirl
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
It wasn’t a phase mom.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/02/2026
im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Just a girl and her canonically evil squid (but it isn’t a water type lol) that can brainwash you.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Manitobah order arrived! Happy very early Birthday to me.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Library book said I could easily crochet a cactus guys. #crochet
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/02/2026
Looksmaxxing: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/looksmaxxing-myth-vs-f…
MYTH: Regularly exercising your jaw muscles can make them bigger.

FACT: The most effective way to change your face shape is to contract mumps.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
It is beginning to occur to me that I have completely and utterly miscalculated how big a 365 hexagon temperature blanket for 2026 will be. (Husband has calculated it would be 12’x12’ which is a little excessive.) it might be a 2-3 month blanket tbh….
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Went with my partner to the local game store in Chatham last night to cheer and or heckle as his orks obliterated some brave yet ultimately outmatched skitari.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You ever wanna stress test your relationship with your significant other? Try putting together a metal ikea bunk bed. #ikea #furniture #sliceoflife #selfassembly
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Robert Rath @robertrath.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
You know, your whole life people tell you that money can’t buy happiness, respect, or cool. And you kinda roll your eyes. …then you see Elon Musk.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Happy Year of the horse everyone!!
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I love love Union Station, it’s beautiful here. #chicago #unionstation #solotraveler
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I like this only marginally more than the Reese’s Santas. Why does it ….. why is it like this?
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Minerva Fox @minervafoxart.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My SpyXFamily X Warhammer40k mashup print is now available in my store! buff.ly/gnhJ0hD #spyxfamily #warhammer40k
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Photos by Bruce Medic from Capricon46. #capricon #warhammerfangirl
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Great news, I have Valentines plans now.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Made a Glomitt following a free pattern from Halcyon Yarn by Beth Quivey. I think it’s going well actually. One down one to go. #knitting
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Woke up after a dream that 50 cent was being interviewed about his difficulty learning Chinese because of all the tones. The best part is I believe this either has happened or would happen depending on if he gets a Chinese speaking op.)
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Had a really good time at Capricorn 46 this year. 9/10. I’m so tired though. #warhammerfangirl
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
My weekend in a nutshell
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Blanket done!!
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
The blanket is becoming unwieldy but I have one skein to go! #crochet
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
First week living with my friend and colleague. So far I think it’s going well.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I made myself matching earrings and a glasses chain mostly because I could.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The voices!!
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Two things from Canada that I am unexpectedly thrilled about. Honestly ideal country.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
My trip to Ontario in a nutshell
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
A very busy week, but we are out and moving forward! Yes it’s pouring rain and yes the Betty White stamps haven’t been released yet but it’s whatever lol
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My favorite Dunkin abruptly closed for remodeling with no warning. Fortunately this is the Loop lol. #dunkin
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
It’s getting too big to carry to and from work easily now lol
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Great news the EpiPen is unused and I appear to be tolerating my new med!
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The world is on fire but spring has sprung and that’s what I’m going with for now.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
A commission for a friend, they sent the yarn to my house and now my hands can keep busy!
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss, because the evil chicken that lives in my head told me to. #warhammerfangirl
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Me, about a quarter of the way through Clonelord: OH NO NOT EIDOLON!! Everyone else at Dunkin: *suddenly aware they are in a room with a crazy person* #warhammerfangirl
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
A very mentally healthy guy. Completely well adjusted. #warhammer40k #fabiusbile
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I love Chicago.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I completely forgot to take a photo of this finished commission LOL #warhammer40k #orks
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Grunkle: he had a glowup. #nurgling #warhammer40k
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I love a little explanation of the font which is almost always exclusively for the specific subset of readers who FIEND for commentary on typeface lol
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'Box ✨ @ionawonderbox.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
80s, not 90s, but same difference.
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If you were in the "Gifted and Talented" program at your school in the 90s,
How's your ADHD, High Functioning Anxiety, and Perfectionist Based Procrastination going?
Bonus if you're also the oldest daughter and now fully immersed in your own spiritual journey.
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Shal @shalistrae.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
For a friend that wants to be constantly mistaken for an eldar player instead of an Angels of Ecstasy fanatic lol #warhammer40k #warhammerfangirl
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