Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 28/05/2025I genuinely believe one of the easiest ways to disrupt capitalist propaganda currently is to alert people to how little they own, which is allegedly Capitalism’s sole promise. Your car, fridge, phone, game system & fucking toothbrush require lifetime subscriptions & you think this is freedom? 🤨 04716
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Sometimes the comfort is “I’m only human” other times it’s “We’re all animals at the end of the day” and both are true. 0354
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Liable to write about this but the rise in sketch “comedy” on socials in the last decade or so has obfuscated the role of satire in society, sorta dulled it’s teeth and has made it harder for people to recognize thoughtful, meatier satire. Essentially POV sketches + “it’s not that deep” = 👎🏾 media 0311
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 02/03/2025One of the most defining cultural indicators of the loss of American Hegemony will be a media renaissance that is decidedly anti-American. Movies, shows, shoots taking place anywhere but here, actors reverting to native accents not having to be American in everything, open anti-US media Just watch 2422
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Why am I just finding out Benito was filming the NUEVAYol MV at Bronx CC today? The universe hates me fr!! 090
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 19/02/2025I’m fully committing to my long held goal of being fluent in ASL this year, never made it past 101 level knowledge but that’s about to change. We need to diversify our communication styles like yesterday !! 0390
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 12/02/2025My ego wanted to feel bad about no one booking me for Valentines Day this year then my pro brain reminded me the majority of my clientele are married. This is a good sign LOL 0241
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Just saw someone compare the Halftime show & Kendrick Lamar to Katniss addressing President Snow in The Hunger Games I want off this ride IMMEDIATELY 1422
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 09/02/2025I know I’m not okay everytime I choose to rewatch Power. Anyway, the theme song is soooo catchy 1180
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 05/02/2025We will not endure this moral sex panic well if you lot refuse to engage in dating healthily. Stop talking about relationships like investment portfolios, you’re not “owed” marriage or children or a home because you “stuck it out”. That’s the risk to partnering! 14811
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 31/01/2025“Everything isn’t political. It’s not that deep!” Oh yeah? Have you ever hosted a dinner party, been asked for a recipe, and when you say there’s MSG in it… bitches look at you like a ghost appeared? 1564
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Your opposition is really easy to understand if you remember these are men who sought & consolidated power to make up for their social ails. They so desperately want to be considered cool but can’t be cause they’re try hards… which is decidedly uncool. Just loser edgelords void of personality 1545
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 30/01/2025“We keep us safe!” Except WE aren’t wearing masks, only EYE am. A decent swoletariat would know cardio don’t mean shit if you’re allowing airborne viruses to destroy your vascular system, lungs & decay your brain. Like you’re actually pissing me off COMRADE; address your bias immediately! 04712
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Thinking bout Babygirl again. When Nicole Kidman bust in on Harris peeing, the natural progression would have been her holding his dick while he finished. That would have been the natural (& realistic) end to something like that in a real D/s dynamic, it shows reverence. But what do I know? 🤷🏽♀️ 1100
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 29/01/2025I love being a whore. I love being a bitch. I love being a cunt with principles. I love being a pervert. I love being a degenerate. I love being disagreeable. I love being nasty. I love being messy. I love being sexy. I love being kinky. I love being a nuisance to the empire. I love the life I lead! 3618
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 28/01/2025100% convinced I have to sit through vapid takes on BDSM because the general vanilla public spent years thinking it’s comparable to rough sex. It’s not, but the conflation is fucking us (no pun intended) I just want to get my bag being the pervert I am & fund the revolution but PRUDES won’t let me! 1371
Reposted by Nia ÒlaPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Workers at a Whole Foods in Philadelphia just voted to become the first unionized store in Amazon’s grocery chainnytimes.comWhole Foods Workers in Philadelphia Vote to Form Chain’s First Union (Gift Article)The union win comes as Amazon, which owns the grocery chain, is also fighting labor organizing in its warehouse and delivery businesses. 13688731377
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 28/01/2025And if I said most conservative men are submissive as an outlet for dealing with their capitalistic fatigue and when they don’t have a Dom (usually a parentified female partner), their political figures are used as a surrogate… would you catch the vibe? 1816
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Can’t believe at my big ass age I’m saying the most fun I’m having on the internet right now is coming from streaming on Twitch 😭😭 1200
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Can’t believe RFK Jr.’s brain worm will get to set precedents about public health in a hot second; what does it like to eat? We need to keep that bitch in him HAPPY! 0241
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 23/01/2025If Nosferatu doesn’t get any award acclaim… I’m fucking a vampire at the Oscars in front of everybody! 0301
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Got a comment on TikTok tonight saying I was being mean. Glad I stuck to my “if I get back on TikTok post takeover… I’m done mincing words” pact with myself 2470
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Also, I was supposed to end my time on TikTok throwing ass, but they wouldn’t let me upload a video for my last hour so I’ma just put it here. Enjoy. 51119
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 19/01/2025A numerologist just came on my feed talking about “tomorrow’s gonna be a lucky day because of the numerology“ do you want me to put paws on you? NOT NOW 1343
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 19/01/2025CapCut needs to reimburse me cause I pay yearly and I have 6 months left on the annual plan. Idc about editing TikTok videos on there. It’s where I edited my PORN!! Idc if they know now I have to find new software that’s equally user friendly 😭😭 6831
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 19/01/2025TikTok has been tweaking OD ever since 8:30 tonight, it’s over. Shawty is going dark at midnight. 1421
Reposted by Nia ÒlaKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I've seen people dismiss the Pornhub bans, sometimes couching their dismissal in an anti-porn stance. What I don't think they realize is that the people pushing this stuff conflate porn with LGBTQ people and sex education and are part of Project 2025 mashable.com/article/free...mashable.comWhat the Supreme Court hearing about age verification could mean for youThe court's decision could set a new precedent for free speech online. 9446631400
Reposted by Nia ÒlaElectronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 17/01/2025Fed up with Meta? Avoiding Instagram or Facebook isn’t enough to stop Meta from harvesting and profiting from your private information. Here’s how to limit Meta’s ability to monetize your personal data.eff.orgMad at Meta? Don't Let Them Collect and Monetize Your Personal DataIf you’re fed up with Meta right now, you’re not alone. Meta tracks you across millions of websites and apps and its business model relies on your data. If you want to limit Meta’s ability to collect ... 722184138620
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Made a TikTok shitting on an anti sex work feminist who commented on my post and 4 hours later Telegram banned my heaux account… Who taught Andrea Dworkin how to crawl outta hell and fuck with my money?! 2312
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 15/01/2025If TikTok gets saved… I gotta start being sexy on there. I can’t suffer being a sleeper bad bitch anymore. Men furnished an entire apartment of mine in 2019 to go on first dates with me. I have devotees who carve my name into their flesh. I’m a living Venus fr, I need to flex more 🙂↕️🙂↕️ 0360
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Also I hated Anora. If it were up to me… actual whores would be allowed to put him in the stocks and take turns pelting him with heirloom tomatoes to our hearts content. He’s such a fucking voyeur & vulture. 150
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 13/01/2025So I wrote a new essay, an attempt to explain why I refuse to name my personal politic. I’d appreciate it if you gave it a read. open.substack.com/pub/thatdeep... 0141
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Don’t piss me off right now unless you’re a cuck on the low. I will fuck your family, friends and boss then make you pay for the tapes 😌 080
Reposted by Nia ÒlaPeople’s City Council - Los Angeles @pplscitycouncil.bsky.social · 11/01/2025VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES IN LOS ANGELES: If you’re looking to get involved with volunteer efforts in LA, please check out this list provided by Mutual Aid LA:docs.google.comLA Fires | IN PERSON Volunteer Opps 111011875
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I’d shoot my father for a perfectly ratio’d bowl of cereal 080
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 09/01/2025We’ve been talking about great Climate migrations for years & I’ve always fixated on the unfortunate fact that places will be rebuilt as cheap as possible. Leaving them further vulnerable to the next climate disaster in said region. Old homes are sturdy, new ones are paper thin. It’s a cut both ways 1172
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Ever watch a movie and think “That actor had waaaaay too much fun playing this character”? That’s James Marsden in SexDrive and we’re better for it 050
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Whoever came up with the “name your pain from 1-10” thing is a ghoul and I should be allowed to put them in the stocks and throw thick heirloom tomatoes at them. I’m always in pain. I’m disabled, I assure you I would not willingly come to the ER if I could triage at home 💀💀 0110
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Started Suits for the first time. Is Harvey supposed to be this charming? Like, I love this guy 😭 020
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Are publications just allergic to active voice now? What is this? 💀 170
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 03/01/2025It’s going to sound out of pocket… but I’d actually prefer it if people who engage with my political content on TikTok/Substack were my primary clients. At least I wouldn’t have to worry about sanitizing my personality for a bag cause you know what it is & are attracted to it! 🤷🏽♀️ 1130
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 02/01/2025People ask me how I know we’re in a moral sex panic as if manosphere & puritanical logic hasn’t been integrated in “common sense” discourse. I have to see musings about “pair bonding” & “body counts” from so called progressives all day and you’re asking if we’re in a moral sex panic? 💀💀 0249
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Y’all better hope Ellen was an anomaly cause if I could summon a primordial being with the promise of blood & a little pussy… you’d do right to make amends with me. Cause I’m sending Nosferatu to your door IMMEDIATELY!! 040
Reposted by Nia ÒlaJasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025space fireworks to celebrate the new year 🎆 424068558
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024NYE tips from a conjurer: Clean the house to the best of your abilities! As you sweep dirt towards your exits speak over it all you wish to discard from 2024. Take the trash out immediately, don’t let it sit! Start you a simmer pot with your herbs of choice & pray over the water stirring clockwise 1120
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Imagine cucking your husband with a literal demon. Count Orlock was turning Ellen every way but loose AND dipped into her man for play play. She trying to fuck on Thomas to prove a point & fuck ass Transylvanian mustache beast possessed her. Nosferatu is taking it, I swear! 190
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 28/12/2024Actually very excited about taking more bookings in 2025. Astrologically, it’s going to be a very profitable year for the Heaux’s and I could use the win! 0100
Nia Òla @shakingsheets.bsky.social · 28/12/2024I can’t be bothered with absolutism— in most context it’s an unreasonable framework for the world. Few things comfortably sit on either sides of a binary, the world and people are full of contradictions. It’s not mandatory to eliminate them all to build an equitable society— I promise!! 082