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Shaker Samman

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This is unfortunate. Best American Sports Writing 2022, other things before and after.

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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 19h
My Braves-Dodgers Game 3 recap: Yamamoto and Enrique play the classics.
blogs.fangraphs.com
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before: Yamamoto, Hernández Bring Dodgers to Brink of NLCS
When the Dodgers finally got to Sale, it wasn’t Ohtani or Betts who provided the key hit: It was Enrique Hernández. Because of course it was. Who else could it have been?
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 19h
Jake Cronenworth hit a homer and I just had a slice of cake leftover from my birthday. The St. Clair County boys are doing big things.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nigella Lawson sounds exactly like Tim Curry. I will not elaborate.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me and my friends would’ve killed Liberty Biberty with hammers I can tell you that much
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
announcer: YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE 2026 WORLD RALLY CHAMPION!!!! I DO BELIEVE HE'S DONE ENOUGH! (2.8 seconds later)
a car driving off a road and into a giant pile of dirt and brush, followed by a plume of smoke and dust
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Still can’t believe teo didn’t go home
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mickey Mouse stadium
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you seen the Righteous Gemstones? Goodman is clearly having so much fun in that one
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PCA in the postseason
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AGAIN
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh my god that was so sick
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Diana Moskovitz @dianamoskovitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wrote up a quick explainer about the latest rollback of Title IX by the Trump administration and what that means, both for protections for trans students and students who report sexual harassment or sexual assault. Gift link:
defector.com
The Trump Administration Rolls Back Title IX Protections, Again | Defector
The U.S. Department of Education this week formally withdrew updates made during the Joe Biden presidency to the federal law banning discrimination in education based on sex. Specifically, the Educati...
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 30/09/2026
Patrick is a stone cold freak for dropping writing this good into the intro of what is a useful, but fairly formulaic Game 2 preview format: www.baseballprospectus.com/news/article...
There’s an element to sports that sportswriters never weary of trying to capture, hacking through the kudzu of metrics and quotations to get at. It’s the paradox of a sense of overwhelming immortality, mixed with a sense of how fleeting that omnipotence is. Athletes hypnotize themselves into attaining it, fans slurp at it like a shallow oasis in the desert, writers build entire novels constructing a world to provide it. The Boston Red Sox lost a pair of games to the Washington Nationals by 15 runs around the end of June, and then seized that invincibility and held it for more than five full weeks, enjoying a run almost unparalleled in the history of baseball. It was like snorting cocaine while on a runner’s high after finding out you’d aced a college final and fallen in love, all at the same time.

Unfortunately, that time happened to be July, and by the end of September it was a happy memory. Baseball took that perfect month and chewed away at it with its sharp little teeth, as it always does, pulling at hamstrings and snapping bones. And on Tuesday, the capricious and hateful gods of baseball took it and provided it to one Ben Rice, handed him the thunderbolts to strike the heroes down. For one day it was the Yankees who were invincible, led by the league’s best pitcher and a hitter whose resting face might best be described as vague concern, even as their captain stood with his elbows on the dugout railing. The New York Yankees are now, today and only today, the greatest team in baseball. But maybe not tomorrow. The gods need fresh meat.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And then what happened
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh the birds are cooked
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Eagles are cowards
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AL LABISSIERE
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Iconic backhand for sure
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ahh, I’ve had a one hander since I was eight, so I’m definitely biased here. Loved Stan’s, Gasquet’s, and obviously Fed's
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oh man, ahead of Stan’s?
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Lions are a complicated machine that turns wide open opportunities into backbreaking failures
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe that’s why Lane Kiffin became what he is
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell of a way to repay Michigan’s debt to the Time Gods
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🫡🫡🫡
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We’re gonna fight, you and me
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And so ends the career of my first favorite baseball player
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So you’re saying things have changed since Verlander debuted
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the first time I’ve ever seen Jim Leyland without a cigarette
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh god I’m getting emotional watching the Verlander send off. Help.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just a great show all around. Made the list over GBBO for rewatchability reasons
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mad Men, Thrones, GBBO all honorable mentions
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
has Jalen Duren fallen and hit his head
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Jesse Eisinger @jeisinger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEW: In ‘24, the FBI sought to launch a sweeping bribery probe that could ensnare top lawmakers, including Sen. Susan Collins. Then Trump eviscerated the FBI & DOJ public corruption teams. ProPublica unearthed the investigation and you can read it 👇 www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nobody hates this bit more than @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com, who refuses to join me in appreciating The River.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let the current of The River wash you out to sea. May the Nationals be pulled under by its cleansing power.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED THE RIVER
youtube.com
Take Me to the River
YouTube video by Talking Heads - Topic
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No guarantees there, much like Murakami’s approach
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Look if we’re not calling the Tigers’ stadium Comerica anymore, I’m just calling it The Bank. The Nats and Tigers face-off at The Bank later today. Sure as hell beats “Fifth Third Park"
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
honestly, your loss. elite state from the months of April to October.
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is the least-michigander sentence imaginable
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’ll continue calling it Comerica until I die or until my parents need me to do anything with their account at what is now Fifth Third Bank
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trinidad Chambliss is a god-tier name
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not NC State fumble bad, but not ideal
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Florida just threw the dumbest pick I’ve seen in a while
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No they’re trying to figure out who’s better at tax fraud
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What a way to acknowledge you’re watching the Duke Blue Devils destroy Stanford
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Shaker Samman @shaker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Think about how much more intense Yandy Diaz’s second-half collapse would be with a $2 billion dome over his head though
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