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Here for Black community, PEACE, laughs on laughs, and breaking news. “If you got beef, your problem, not mine.” ~MJB IG/TikTok: ShakeetaMarie

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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
worst economy, worst government, worst job market, WORST DATING POOL. we really living in Gotham City rn. 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That’s fine. I’ll come back later.
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Bart & Grandpa Simpson: Enter & Leave
ALT: Bart & Grandpa Simpson: Enter & Leave
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It took them 349 years to get a metro station for Dulles. Do what you will with that information.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This whole thread has me weak.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I may be down bad, but I relish in the fact that I’m not as down bad as a billionaire who paid $140 for some cat.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
LOL!
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
LOL!
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🐨 Don Dada @thecosby.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
These children will never know a time where a lounge was for lounging. Ample seating wasn’t a luxury it was the standard. There was a VIP section but the rest of the venue made you feel like an IP. Bring back hospitality and comforts for everyone.
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MonsterKing @cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 27/06/2026
Emotions make you cry sometimes Emotions make you sad sometimes Emotions make you glad sometimes But most of all Make you fall in love
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Sturdy is wiping me out.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I like this game! 😆
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Nothing more disappointing than that vibrator dying mid session.
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Safety In Numbers @safetyinnumbers.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Free simulator teaches how to identify swimmers in distress/drowning. Important: drowning ppl can be dangerous to untrained rescuers. Call for lifeguard! If none can help, push float/object toward drowning person, avoid letting them grab you directly, esp in deep water. spotthedrowningchild.com
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Spot The Drowning Child
Can you spot the drowning child in this crowded wave pool? An interactive public service announcement. To the untrained eye, drowning can look just like swimming. The Instinctive Drowning Response is ...
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Perry Barber @umpireplb.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Some thoughtful person provided a link to a non-paywalled version of this article: gcaptain.com/drowning/
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Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing, call for help that most people expect. In this article, Mario explains what drowning really looks like and how to recognize it when its happening.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
😂😂😂
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Y’all saw the weather forecast just like everyone else in the DMV area and have the nerve to run the HEAT on the hottest day of the year! It is NINETY FOUR DEGREES FAHRENHEIT! @wmata.com
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a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
I wouldn’t go if the flight was also free 😭
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you find it, PLEASE TAG ME!
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Accuracy. 🎯
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
And tell the lady the truth. Also, omission is not the truth. K, bye.
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 11/05/2026
Hey yall, I’m reposting my GoFundMe with hopes of closing it out. I am one of the Black women who lost their jobs earlyyy last year. While I take freelance jobs, I’m still looking. If you have job leads, pls read my pinned skeet for more info about me. Thank you again 💙🥚
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Donate to Help JaVe Honor Her Dad and Get Back on Her Feet, organized by JaVe B.
Hey everyone! My name is JaVe. Today is my 35th birthday and I am coming to y… JaVe B. needs your support for Help JaVe Honor Her Dad and Get Back on Her Feet
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
😆😆😆
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Glockymolo🥑 @bblanco718.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
NOTICE: Do you have an elderly or disabled neighbor in NYC? Be a good neighbor and let them know about the free air conditioner program. If they earn $3473 or less a month, NYC will cover the costs of an A/C. Remember…last summer we had 95 degree weather. Look out for them
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✨God’s Favorite✨ @abotheegreat.blacksky.app · 13/04/2026
This is the stupidest time to be a responsible adult
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
🗣️VOTED!
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
100% accurate.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Where are the gifs for IG stories? Instagram be pissing me off!
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Lawd. What did I miss?!
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
We are living in wild times. My God today.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I believe I used IMMEJITLY, but this style also works!
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
LOL!
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Wow. You didn’t have to attack me like this on today.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
💀💀💀
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
😆😆
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
This is very weird behavior, and I reflexed and hit her while reading this because she didn’t know if you were allergic AND it’s just CROSSING BOUNDARIES on so many levels!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 03/02/2026
The i wish i wasn’t an adult level
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Jesus.
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orithyia blue. @javeauriel.blacksky.app · 26/01/2026
History. My memory was trash.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 26/01/2026
dental pain is so inconvenient. now i have to spend my afternoon at the dentist.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 25/01/2026
#StayLowAndBuild
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
See. All you had to do was sit there and eat your porridge. Now you’re being called BEANS AND TOAST and CRUMPET on the World Wide Web. Sad.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The hell you at?
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The strip club plays the best music. Hands down.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
CONFUZZLED.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The majority of these are super valid. Also, some of these are behaviors of psychopaths, and I’m glad y’all got away.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
What I’ve learned from the QTs is that a lot of women have been absolutely traumatized by bare ass cracks. Invest in a leather belt. Damn.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Very freaking valid. I don’t even want to see the movie anymore.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Cheezus Chrice.
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Skip to January 20, 2029! @shakeetamarie.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
For sure had aged sh!t stains.
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