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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The transformation in the original American Werewolf in London
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Appreciate the O's letting me know well in advance that I don't need to pay them any mind this off-season, or next season (should there be one). Same old shit as long as Elias and Alby are in charge. But hey, maybe Sig can ask ChatGPT how to win ball games. Crack the code on that one.
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I'll give Elias this much credit: he did get a substantial return for what could amount to 2 months of Adley, considering there may well be no season in '27.
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
What's the point of letting a giant viking play footy if he can't toss aside opposing players like ragdolls?
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Are the O's buyers? sellers? booger eaters? How about they try to be winners. Haven't tried that idea out so far this cursed season.
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So France plays the winner of Spain - Belgium on Tuesday. Which happens to be Bastille Day. Think you can go ahead and book them to make the Finals
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If Trump shows up at Game 3 and ghe Knicks proceed to lose 4 straight, does he ever set foot in NYC again?
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Hope someone from the O's reaches out to that kid and invites them to meet with a player. Give them a pep talk. Make it a learning lesson. As for the online scoundrels, maybe don't feel like you have to immediately post calling for harsh punishments before having even a bare idea of what occurred
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
[Superb Owl guy but for every event] Oh is it Meme Oriole weekend? I love those black-and-orange birds
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Will probably be starting in Camden Yards before the end of the month the way injuries are piling up
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Used to Be The Big Lebowski. But in recent years it has become The Nice Guys.
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Interleague play is an abomination that needs to end if we're ever going to be a country again
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Skyrocket in flight? Wow! What an Afternoon Delight! #Artemis
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Some pitcher needs to have The Robot ready as a dance move for if they challenge and win a game ending K
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
2016 alone gets me The Nice Guys, Hell or High Water, Rogue One, Deadpool, Train to Busan, and 10 Cloverfield Lane. Easy pick.
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Jeff Passan Bot @jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
BREAKING: Right-hander Shane Baz and the Baltimore Orioles are finalizing a five-year, $68 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. Baz, 26, joined the Orioles in a trade from Tampa Bay this winter and is poised to get a big payday coming off his first full healthy season.
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MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
dlvr.it
Orioles, Shane Baz Finalizing Extension
The Orioles and right-hander Shane Baz are finalizing a five-year, $68MM extension, reports Jeff Passan of ESPN. More to come.
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Rickey, Ruben Sierra, Kirby
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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 26/03/2026
shoutout to my guy in the ALL NIGHT shirsey here
Melanie newman talking in front of a guy whose shirset says ALL NIGHT with number 69
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Hot take: both Gunnar and Adley finish in the top 5 for MVP voting
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Does Trump get to take Kristie down to the gravel pit himself? Or does someone from Secret Service handle that for him?
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Alonso-Ward-O'Neill gonna put up 100 dingers #Orioles
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
DOG AT THE OLYMPICS FULL COMPETITION HIGHLIGHTS
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I remember being in 4th grade. Teacher took a class poll: who would you like to be the next President? About half the class raised their hand for Bush, same for Dukakis. Teacher noticed i hadn't raised mine and asked why. To which I responded that I hoped Jesse Jackson would be.
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The only thing that could improve this evening is if It Happens
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
This is more of an ass-kicking than the Bears put on the Pats in '86
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Mike Tyson here for MAHA, encouraging you to eat Real Food
Mike Tyson biting off Evander Holyfield's ear
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Drayton Sawyer, from Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Epstein Files seach for David Rubenstein returns over 200 resultsEpstein Files search for Peter Angelos returns zero results
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Pamela Wood @pwoodreporter.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
UPDATE: Maryland Gov. Wes Moore's redistricting commission is recommending a map that significantly redraws the 1st Congressional District, currently repped Republican Andy Harris. Read more: www.thebanner.com/politics-pow...
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Trump probably thinks he'll saunter up to the Pearly Gates with the Noble and he'll be ushered right in to thunderous applause
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"I'll show you a widening gyre" - goatse
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Frost: For so long, the right wing has held up patriotism as a vibe, as an aesthetic. But patriotism is more than bald eagles and flags and beer. Patriotism is about loving the people who live in the damn country — every single one of them.
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The French Republican Calendar @sansculottid.es · 13/01/2026
Today is Quintidi the 25th of Nivôse in the year 234. Nivôse is the month of snow. Today we celebrate cats. #JacobinDay More information on cats
An old time-y illustration of a Cats.
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Wow, Aaron Rodgers is a Bernie Bro lol
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Liberal Currents @liberalcurrents.com · 12/01/2026
“A straight line runs from Humphrey through liberal, inclusive successors like Arthur Naftalin, Don Fraser, Sharon Sayles Belton, R.T. Rybak, and the current occupant of City Hall, Jacob Frey.” www.liberalcurrents.com/return-of-th...
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Return of the Silver Shirts
In ICE's invasion of Minneapolis, an echo of a dark past.
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Street Sharks Explained 🇨🇺🇵🇸 @gaykwon.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
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Michael P. Breen @mpbreen21.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Conservatives: “We need the 2nd Amendment to protect ourselves from gov’t tyranny!” Also conservatives: “Anyone who doesn’t immediately surrender to masked gov’t agents, particularly those who have no jurisdiction or probable cause, should face summary execution!”
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@MattWalshBlog
X.com
It's totally irrelevant whether she was trying to hit the
ICE agent or not. Either she wanted to hit him or she wanted to evade arrest and escape and didn't care if she hit him in the process. There is zero moral or legal difference between these two scenarios. In either case she is 100 percent to blame and her death is her own fault.
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Congrats to John Harbaugh for being appointed Head Coach of Venezuela
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why."

Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!"

First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization."

Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces.

Proud to be an American today!

USA 🇺🇸"Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster."

Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars

If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position"

Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
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Pitching, defense, 3 run dingers @shafft.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Lotta elites who have a lotta illicit substances coursing through their blood are gonna tell us that this was done in the name of stopping drug trafficking. And a lotta rubes who happily partake in those substances as well are gonna hoot and holler and bark like seals in response.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/01/2026
The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
A message for you all to carry through the year
Image is a popular astronaut meme. An astronaut is looking at the earth from space saying wait, I am worthy of love? An astronaut is behind him holding up flowers and saying always have been
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Joan Jett throwing gas??!!?!!
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