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Chief Kiefer Sutherland

@shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social
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First-generation cringe poster. My thoughts and opinions are NOT my own. I’m just borrowing them

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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
DC be storminnnn 🥵
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Getting in the holiday spirit
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Pidgey and I are starting a content house. It’s called our home. Dipshits apply within
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pidge 🕊️ @misspidgey.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
evirls
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pidge 🕊️ @misspidgey.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
bro is an iPad kid
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Getting put in the toaster probably feels so good for an eggo waffle
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hyperfixating with @misspidgey.bsky.social and we’re about to paint this town (wall) red (dark blue/green)
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Who up, who florencing they machine?
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
On the 9th day, god made the cool ranch flavor
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
…and on the 8th day, god enacted Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell for the Department of Defense
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GayNerdyFox @gaynerdyfox.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Repost this if trans people should have free boneless wings
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Lamborghini mORcy, your chick tryna jORk me
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Somewhere in Kansas
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
That 5:35am run through the airport hit different
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
If these jars break on this flight it was god’s will. And who am I to deny that?
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pidge 🕊️ @misspidgey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I know it smells crazy in there
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Had to make the boy shelf before Morgan gets here and ruins it
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you card declines at Taco Bell they put the diarrhea back in your ass
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My body is a machine that turns bags of skinny pop popcorn into empty bags of skinny pop popcorn
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If you spend dollars today, spend em here pepperspickles.com
pepperspickles.com
Pepper's Pickles
Pepper's Pickles
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember to rub your turkussy and spit on it or else it’ll be dry
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Sorry I can’t come into work today. I’m hyper fixating on designing my new apartment
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The head and the heart
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Love her so much I need to sign a lease with her
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I sold 95 pickled mushrooms at the market today Fuck ya
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
On the corner of silly street and loverboy lane
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Go Sports!
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Yall mind if I get my team suite tickets to the wizards/celtics game tonight?
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Now that it’s colder than a mug outside. We can ship our products and be reasonably guaranteed they will arrive in good condition! Pepperspickles.com Or if you live in Seattle and you buy enough stuff to afford me a carry-on I will come bring it to you on December 6th when I’m there 😝
pepperspickles.com
Pepper's Pickles
Pepper's Pickles
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Combatting fatigue isn’t enough. I need my coffee to allow for superhuman strength. Adding vials of testosterone to my cup and calling it Test-presso
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It’s colder than shit
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I’m not starter pack material. I’m more like premium, holographic, ultra-rare, finish-off-your-collection type shi. Real Adamheads know
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
@elielieli.bsky.social 3-li
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I miss my gf
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
@madsagascar.bsky.social the red looks sick!
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Lmfaoo
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pidge 🕊️ @misspidgey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
it goes like this, the 4th, the 5th the minor Ford with a major lift the short king compensating, hallelujah
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Going to bed in 25 minutes. Gnight yall
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pidge 🕊️ @misspidgey.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
cut my hair off last night if you even care
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m hungry and out of melatonin. Thinkin I kill 2 birds with one stone and go to IHOP
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
What are the chances this storage container places ends up on one of those auction shows. I’ll go buy a bunch of weird shit rn and not pay my bill
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
What’s my girlfriends @ on here
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Fridge Check! What y’all got?
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
boy dinner
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Fat pussy girls you make the rockin world go round
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
One dollar PBR tallboys
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Can make an NFT of my bootyhole and sell it for $69.
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Chief Kiefer Sutherland @shadwizrdmonygang.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
As soon as I address these inguinal hernias it’s over for you hoes
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