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@elielieli.bsky.social
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Gen Xers are crazy, real conversation overheard at work A: you ever go into those massage chairs at the mall? B: yeah but they’re a little rough A: yeah that’s the way I like it hahaaaa I’m in there like AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa people walking by looking at me like I’m a weirdo
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
tonight’s work partner literally chain smokes cigars the smell is doing a number on my sanity
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Pro israel coworker called herself a leftist, more at 3
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Did you guys know that half the women on raya work in medical device sales and live in NYC
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
huh, according to the Chinese it’s the year of my ex
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
I think fb is imploding cause I just got a video ad of a woman uncensoredly fingerbanging herself til she squirted
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
“free speech app” but I can’t tell a rapist to kill themselves
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
can someone point me in the direction of the boobies and butts accounts. I’ve had two 13% beers and they are hittin
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
“Do you hate me” but at my dog
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
my biggest ick? failing to close the parentheses
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I can tell the last of my loverboy tendencies haven’t been totally snuffed out because I still wish I had someone to buy flowers for when I go to the grocery store
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
just got diagnosed with psoriasis who want me
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
bowling so underrated like yeah I wanna whip this heavy ass ball and knock stuff down tbh
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
my job on the commune would be rebound fuck
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
boobs are unfortunately pivotal to my mental health
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
remembered how easy fish is to season and cook today, and salad kits are $3.50 at acme. connecting a lot of dots, leveling up, etc
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
saying you want a “friends to lovers romance” on a dating app makes me think you don’t know how a “friends to lovers romance” works
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This app has a huge bot problem
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I would much rather walk to checkout with an armful of groceries instead of using a cart. give me my baskets back
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
matched with the artist of my 6th most listened Spotify song on Raya but she hasn’t messaged me back should I kill myself
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I’ve been hallucinating the “key in ignition and door open” sound for six hours
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
if you get faster than 99% of CEOs in every LinkedIn puzzle game they should give you the name and address of 1 CEO
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
giving my dog a bath bc he’s itchy and I love him
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I’m gonna call it right now, the next person I fall in love with is not going to be looking for a relationship
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I Don’t Believe That You Didn’t Have Time To Change Out Of Your Medical Scrubs Before Coming To This Public Place
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I got three boxes of Trader Joe’s triple ginger snaps who want me
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Toast @simplytoast.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Colin Robinson playing catan
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
my parents: are you bored or are you boring me: you raised me. self own
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scarlett @rrainworldd.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
HOLY FUCK PLEASEEEE PLEASEEEEEE PLEASEEEEEEE CLASS CONSCIOUSNESSES IS SO CLOSE I’M LITERALLY ON MY KNEES BEGGING TO GOD FOR REPUBLICAN CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
does everyone have read receipts on these days? am I old and out of touch?
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
here’s to all the inspired copycat criminals 🍻
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
my most problematic take is that some people really do have “I’m going to cheat on you with a coworker” vibes
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
sorry but it IS creepy to find me on Facebook because you saw me on hinge. Arguably the most creepy app to find me on! With my full government name. weird as fuck actually!
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
it’s not gay if it’s the hat man
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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Millions Make Merry
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Abolish ICE @milpool.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Mass Murderer Murked in Midtown Manhattan
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
peak design PR team scrambling to put out a statement
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
This is not a loss for the healthcare community. A doctor dying would have a tangible net negative effect on people saved. A CEO whose job it is to extract money from sick people dying is always a net positive.
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
2,668 billionaires on the wall, 2668 billionaires! Take one down, pass it around, 2667 billionaires on the wall…
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
every paramedic you know is secretly judging you based on how hard it would be to extricate someone from your house
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
deleted the Twitter app but not the account how long til someone gets mad at me for not answering a dm
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
this is soooo me
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
It’s so funny watching James Bond goldeneye in the 2020s and remembering how much anti-Russia Cold War propaganda there was even in the 90s lol
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fruity pebbles are not very fruity, but no other pebble comes half as close
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I don’t fuck losers because they are no longer a loser by virtue of having fucked me
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Eli @elielieli.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
no yeah yeah no yeah I can definitely “yaaaay” my way out of this one
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