Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah I'll take a can of zyn and a fireball double shooter 011
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Guy who calls it crunkling instead of stooblering. 000
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024so annoying when things quietly hum along in the background, need everything to be a protracted clusterfuck forever. 031
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No I have not heard "Choosin' Texas," I saw the Get Up Kids open for the Format this weekend. 000
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Weird modern thing is someone you know buying a house and the first thing they do is set up an array of cameras on the property. 111
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rube Goldberg made wonderful machines to simplify every day tasks and we honor him by calling our really smart, creative friends "Rubes" 001
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah I'll take a can of zyn and a fireball double shooter 011
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was in the county admin office getting a birth certificate today and saw early voting started yesterday so went ahead and voted; the guy who gave me my ballot said like 300 people voted by 10am on the second day and the way he said it conveyed to me that was abnormally high. 031
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026All tech CEOS know is charge they phone eat hot chip and lie 000
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's so beautiful to me that every single type of Sonic game has obsessives that want to make better versions of it than Sega can . 110
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The negative reaction to Insomniac's Wolverine feels outsized to me considering it looks like exactly the sort of narrative-focused action adventure game that has been critically beloved for like a decade. It DOES feel like the triple A dev-cycle breaking down definitely to me. 110
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I have to admit that the new Resident Evil somewhat challenges my notion that a conventional zelda plot could not work as a movie. Bryan is alone doing the sort of stuff a Resident Evil protagonist does for most of that movie and it really worked. 010
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 08/08/2023cartoons in the early 2000s would be about a kid who's got magic shoelaces that make him run really fast but he'll lose them if anyone finds out and then they have a teacher who's been obsessed with proving magic shoelaces are real his whole life 0102
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026the fact that they didn't go to the effort to make the back half of the potential acronym work really makes me laugh 020
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026New bartender at the bowling alley appears too happy to be there, said she's having a great night. The old bartender hated being there and already knew I wanted an ultra. 010
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Moisturizing regularly really has changed my life I kinda thought this was a crock of shit both because I'm stupid and because I would do some lotion every other week and my shit would still be all busted and dry and now it feels very obvious to me that consistency produces results. 100
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When I think about GTAV I think about a time when I was working as a server in a casino restaurant talking to a line cook about the game and going "man Trevor fucking *SUCKS* dude," and I turned around and the marketing manager, Trevor had come in and was all "hey guys-" and never mentioned it but.. 000
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierJason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet: 31360327
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I would articulate "slop" as low-quality content produced at volume purely for profit & I think you could ascribe some of these labels to early net content like this but the vast majority of these people were in it for the love of the game with no expectation of profit and i think that boxes it out. 220
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Does Kirby just get a lot of games to keep the merchandising engine humming along? It really boggles the mind that this is coming so quickly after Air Riders. 000
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026specing into liking kirby a lot when i was like 7 has been so clutch 000
Reposted by G-Fuel Sommelierkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Nintendo’s GTA VI Killer 1232852
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Not gonna over-react to that metroid stuff cause I'm a Kirby guy. 111
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Zelda remake looks fine, I will play it. Ultimately I am just relieved it did not take up 20 minutes of the main direct. 000
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Have said this before but I saw this toy at the store and I am once again amused by the extent to which the Giant Cup has become totemic of "American". 000
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I'm neither convinced that Fielder will have produced something that attempts to exonerate Holmes *OR* is a totally cynical unsympathetic takedown, would submit the apparent weird and uncomfortable relationship all of his work since Nathan For You has had with itself as evidence of this. 110
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Games with a lot of crazy fake or futurisitic guns like doom or ratchet and clank: 👍 Games with a bunch of realistic modern guns: 👎 Games set in the past where guns are an emergent technology and feel crazy and deadly: 👍 010
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026We subscribed to apple TV to watch widows bay and a couple of other things and it's fun to leave it on the home page and see it play a bunch of trailers for a bunch of bigh-budget looking shit I have never ever heard of. 000
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My friend's brother-in-law told him that he could put on Tom Segura's Netflix show and half the fun would be watching his wife squirm and I told him that I could already achieve that outcome by putting on anything Nathan Fielder has ever produced w/ the bonus that it is actually good. 110
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I left my TV on the homescreen for too long and it started displaying what I think are AI images of a coffee shop w/ tranquil music playing over it and then after a while that got interrupted by a draft kings ad. 000
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Found the Dr. Squatch subreddit recently and saw the guys on there sharing their soap collections they have their limited edition Dr. Squatch soaps featuring characters like SpongeBob and Dustin from Stranger Things on the packaging on display and said stuff like "bought one to wash and one to keep" 100
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 02/03/2026"Crude supply" threatened? Uh, yeah, not around here. 🙄 021
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Rube Goldberg made wonderful machines to simplify every day tasks and we honor him by calling our really smart, creative friends "Rubes" 001
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026new AI model comes out every three weeks and one group of people says this is the one that changes everything and another group of people says it's only incrementally better than the previous model and doesn't matter and the really vexing thing is the two groups are swapping positions every time. 010
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I feel like holding a generic 4 year degree and working a schmuck office job got totally socially discredited as a path in life right around the time I was going through the rigamarole of achieving it and that does feel like kind of a rip off even though I'm basically doing alright. 120
Reposted by G-Fuel Sommeliercee @cee.wtf · 04/09/2026throng.cee.wtf i've invented a new way to browse bluesky 35482101907
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026a big part of owning a home is being menaced by water. 110
G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Three day weekend so I was allowed to stay up late on a Sunday. Friend was sleeping over and we caught the Rabbot ATHF. Previously had had same buddy frantically attempt to describe the show to me at school and thought he sounded insane. 021
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Was laughing about James McCloud the fox naming his son "Fox" and then realized a man can be called "Guy". 011
Reposted by G-Fuel SommelierG-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/01/2026[Taps your phone screen to bring up the runtime of the video you're showing me] 051
