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G-Fuel Sommelier

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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23h
That clatter you hear is a bunch of guys in weirdly underfurnished mcmansions hastily assembling airplane sets.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Being able to give a quick acknowledgement to a message without continuing the conversation is so nice.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had to switch to a new messaging app on my phone and now have have the ability to "react" to text messages and i feel like I have rolled my eyes at this functionality in the past but I am finding it immediately essential.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The main thing they seem to triangulate to me is stuff I already bought 3 weeks ago that will last a really long time.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah I'll take a can of zyn and a fireball double shooter
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guy who calls it crunkling instead of stooblering.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tim Dillon I'm guessing.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
so annoying when things quietly hum along in the background, need everything to be a protracted clusterfuck forever.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
🎶drinkin, jackin on my-seeeeeelf~~🎶
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No I have not heard "Choosin' Texas," I saw the Get Up Kids open for the Format this weekend.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Weird modern thing is someone you know buying a house and the first thing they do is set up an array of cameras on the property.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Rube Goldberg made wonderful machines to simplify every day tasks and we honor him by calling our really smart, creative friends "Rubes"
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah I'll take a can of zyn and a fireball double shooter
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think there'll be some effect in Blue States but it'll be muted by comparison. Like in my Illinois this type of person has had a chip on their shoulder about Pritzker for years and it's really easy to rationalize everything bad happening to you as a result of the guy you already hate.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was in the county admin office getting a birth certificate today and saw early voting started yesterday so went ahead and voted; the guy who gave me my ballot said like 300 people voted by 10am on the second day and the way he said it conveyed to me that was abnormally high.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also more broadly to the above I think I object to "knowing your address," being referred to as a skill lol.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know if I agree ultimately but hearing someone say this does make me understand the people mad about cursive.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All tech CEOS know is charge they phone eat hot chip and lie
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's so beautiful to me that every single type of Sonic game has obsessives that want to make better versions of it than Sega can .
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thing absolutely kicks ass.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you can't break into the saturated games as a service space (everyone who wants to play one has one they play) and the big budget action adventure that has been Triple A's bread and butter since like uncharted is flopping what do these guys make?
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The negative reaction to Insomniac's Wolverine feels outsized to me considering it looks like exactly the sort of narrative-focused action adventure game that has been critically beloved for like a decade. It DOES feel like the triple A dev-cycle breaking down definitely to me.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Executors??? I thought he killed himself!!!
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My friend sent me a picture he had ChatGPT make of the Coneheads smoking weed, something he described as a "great idea," he had and I found it really illustrative of the gaps people can have between what they even consider to be an "idea."
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have to admit that the new Resident Evil somewhat challenges my notion that a conventional zelda plot could not work as a movie. Bryan is alone doing the sort of stuff a Resident Evil protagonist does for most of that movie and it really worked.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
That’s right
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 08/08/2023
cartoons in the early 2000s would be about a kid who's got magic shoelaces that make him run really fast but he'll lose them if anyone finds out and then they have a teacher who's been obsessed with proving magic shoelaces are real his whole life
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HATE doing a corpse run for my woims.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If that's the case it's because he was intimidated.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the fact that they didn't go to the effort to make the back half of the potential acronym work really makes me laugh
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No, no, this is the bounce.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
New bartender at the bowling alley appears too happy to be there, said she's having a great night. The old bartender hated being there and already knew I wanted an ultra.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have a host of tinctures and remedies now that I apply before bed and after work I'm freaking *metro* now.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Moisturizing regularly really has changed my life I kinda thought this was a crock of shit both because I'm stupid and because I would do some lotion every other week and my shit would still be all busted and dry and now it feels very obvious to me that consistency produces results.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well that's a relief. 🙂
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I think about GTAV I think about a time when I was working as a server in a casino restaurant talking to a line cook about the game and going "man Trevor fucking *SUCKS* dude," and I turned around and the marketing manager, Trevor had come in and was all "hey guys-" and never mentioned it but..
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026
Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet:
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this is like microdosing divorce.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I really don't understand the people who expect Fielder's take on Holmes to be 100% cruel or unsympathetic, it's very obvious to me looking at any of his post NFY work what is happening here to at least some extent!
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What can one say but "hell yeah brother."
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the thing about "slop" that is annoying as a consumer is sifting through it to find something worth engaging with. The idea that you did not respect me enough to produce something of value, the idea that what you put in front of me is immaterial to whether or not I would spend my money / time on it.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I would articulate "slop" as low-quality content produced at volume purely for profit & I think you could ascribe some of these labels to early net content like this but the vast majority of these people were in it for the love of the game with no expectation of profit and i think that boxes it out.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm kind of blown away by how ambitious this appears.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Does Kirby just get a lot of games to keep the merchandising engine humming along? It really boggles the mind that this is coming so quickly after Air Riders.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
specing into liking kirby a lot when i was like 7 has been so clutch
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nintendo’s GTA VI Killer
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SWITCH
Nicay
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World Beyond
© Nintendo / HAL Laboratory, Inc.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Not gonna over-react to that metroid stuff cause I'm a Kirby guy.
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G-Fuel Sommelier @shademan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
POYO
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