Sign in

Sjors Shark Horse

@sh.itch.io
78 followers 125 following 578 posts

Artist, voice actor, designer, burner, friend. 🗿 Studio manager @ Studio Pansa 🎮 ex Dutch Game Garden, Game Science Center 🫀 Tripping the light fantastic, 📡 trawling the megahertz.

PostsRepliesMedia
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 4h
“the soul of a stellar indie title” - I bet. The question is, which stallar indie title(s).
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 4h
How can you not be political in 2026? I don’t care how hot you are, I don’t even want to have a one night stand with you.
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 4h
Funny to notice “not political” has become an instant reason for me to swipe left on a #dating profile.
100
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 13h
The Game Maker family <3
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 21h
The comparison doesn’t even make sense. Yes, there are machine made clothes, but the machine didn’t dream them up in a hallucination. Machine ≠ machine. The writer’s analogue is not an LLM, but a word processor.
110
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 30/09/2026
One of the rare instances where I have to hand the point to the yanks
001
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 30/09/2026
Unpopular opinion: GTA VI looks boring. Not sure if I'll have anything to play next month or am even allowed to. My gamer membership card is probably now voided.
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 29/09/2026
Why would you be a war correspondent if you hate war?
060
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 28/09/2026
open.spotify.com
She Brings the Rain
CAN · Soundtracks (Remastered) · Song · 1970
000
Reposted by Sjors Shark Horse
Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
86173916164
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 26/09/2026
Putting productivity above being a good person is the ultimate sin of capitalism.
020
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Dit is mijn eerste keer op Hyves. Geen idee hoe deze shit werkt. Alsof ik een veertiger in de early 2000s ben.
010
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 25/09/2026
A whole new world.
100
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 25/09/2026
Illuminating message on this work colleague’s whiteboard #kiss
Partial screenshot of a video call. On the white board are written many small lines around the edges, and in the middle it says in large letters KEEP IT SIMPLE SLUT
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 24/09/2026
eyes half open, barely coherent thoughts. I’m a real night owl
010
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 24/09/2026
That’s how I feel every day at half past 12. “Hey dork go to sleep” I say out loud to myself
110
Reposted by Sjors Shark Horse
Tony @eightbittony.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Aside from destruction of the planet and copyright theft, the third most annoying thing for me about LLM's is that they've poisoned the well for genuine discussion on genuinely useful machine intelligence, machine learning, non-LLM AI, etc.
27116
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Or to put it more ironically: filtering out social topics from social media
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 22/09/2026
I don’t think this is specific to games, a lot of people would like this functionality. Unfortunately the platforms always put restrictions on their API’s, so posting from the platform itself is always a better experience.
020
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 22/09/2026
The next stage of our capitalistic hellscape: filtering out any type of social topic because it’s bad for business.
110
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 22/09/2026
The young taxi driver started helping me at the clay sculpture workshop he drove me to, because I was having trouble holding things together. He got very interested in the possibilities of the material and started tapping about everything he could do with this in his garage. #dream #dreamdiary
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 22/09/2026
My ex showed up at the hostel I went to to get away from for a night, because I had posted a very sad song to my socials and one of my best friends had raised the alarm on my mental health. So we hung out and played with remote controlled Lego figurines. #dream #dreamdiary
110
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Couldn’t figure out if the hostel owner wanted ‘sixty’ or ‘sixteen’ per night, as none of us were native English. I lost track of her, so I asked her grumpy husband who got very angry and I lost my ability to speak. So I wrote it down and he finally got it and smiled. It was 16. #dream #dreamdiary
110
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 22/09/2026
Gay drug pusher Roberto Benigni drove up to us on a Vespa, chatting away in English, and showed us his wares: mushroom oil, a half spoon of which he fed to one of us as a taster, and Santa-shaped pot gummies, of which we took a half one each. #dream #dreamdiary
100
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 21/09/2026
All this shit and still he insists on making the story about him. The nerve.
0110
Reposted by Sjors Shark Horse
Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually
11996981920
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 20/09/2026
Said more simply, that argument, “you just don’t understand it”, is gaslighting. It’s a reflection of the pundit’s refusal to accept that you simply dislike it. It insinuates that you are uneducated, and therefore automatically dismisses your opinion.
002
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 19/09/2026
In the right hands though 😥
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 19/09/2026
This has been stuck in my head for 2 days now, such an emotionally intense song <3
010
Reposted by Sjors Shark Horse
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 26/07/2026
🔊
0208
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Which are very important in legal cases.
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 18/09/2026
The Multidisciplinary Association for Psychedelic Studies? I love their work and congratulate them on their 40th anniversary www.instagram.com/maps__org
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 18/09/2026
*violation. It’s not theft and calling it that confuses matters. But yeah, they should be sued into the ground.
210
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 17/09/2026
He’s SO close to figuring out the problem 🤔 but doesn’t quite seem to get it yet. #edsheerane
Quote by Ed Sheeran on Channel 4 News: “I have my own personal views on this devastating conflict. Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have them.”
020
Reposted by Sjors Shark Horse
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Recommend me a cool person I should follow.
101
Reposted by Sjors Shark Horse
Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Billionaires do this all the time - until you see statements from specific charities, they have NOT donated to them. The headline here is potentially a straight up lie.
531052
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 17/09/2026
If not, I could always do with another round of blood dungeon
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Recommend me a cool person I should follow.
101
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
✋ This is an intervention. You say you’re going to change but I think deep down you know that’s not true. It’s okay. You’re among safe people. We are telling you this because we love you. It’s time to delete Duolingo from your home screen. 🙏
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Ah, he is face down! He’s carrying the rest of them. Or the rest of him. I’m not sure.
020
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
for some reason it bugs me that they are 7
100
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
for cronenbergian horror? Thanks pippin.
110
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Not everything falls under the heading of fascism. This is dictatorship.
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Up next: Ed Sheeran quits his own tour because Management has calculated that this has now become the best way to retain his weak rebel image, along with a mealy-mouthed statement of ‘solidarity with his friends’ without expressing any opinion whatsoever
020
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
‘Graphic PASSION is my design’
010
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 16/09/2026
Ooh boy the things you can do with these dogs
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 15/09/2026
Everyone is quitting except Ed. 😂 bsky.app/profile/tamo...
060
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 15/09/2026
I LOLed at this but also I want to know why the moomins were deactivated 😢
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 15/09/2026
Boko Yout is such a vibe youtu.be/HtjOiRrpYag?...
youtu.be
Boko Yout - IMAGINE (Official Video)
YouTube video by Boko Yout
000
Sjors Shark Horse @sh.itch.io · 15/09/2026
It’s so confusing… and why not countess? Is count count just his name?
010