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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them)

@sgthotpants.bsky.social
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Growing plants in a famous haunted house. Queer antiracist stoner. I do the Sunday crossword in pen.

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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I love the views when waiting to vote at the library
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
In a past life, I was a manager for some of the most amazing people I'll ever meet. Lots of young folks that needed a safe place to land in the industry. Lots of queer, trans and/or NB kids, many of whom weren't out when they started working there.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Lolol the guy that Musk did an entire dog and pony show over lost in Wisconsin
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Day two of being unable to function due to the pain bc I *Checks notes* Wore very low heels for a few hours Saturday evening
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I stopped working after VDay weekend 2020 to poop out a baby. When I was ready to go back to work, the entire world was upended and I had no work to go back to. And tbh I've spent the last five years in that lockdown mentality. Leaving the house stopped being fun.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Trying to creep back into social media after a teeny lil menty b is rough. Hi. I'm a fucking mess.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Stand up for your trans friends like William Keating, holy shit www.nytimes.com/2025/03/11/u...
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Republican Refers to Sarah McBride, Transgender Congress Member, as a Man (Gift Article)
Representative Keith Self of Texas insisted on calling Representative Sarah McBride, the first openly transgender member of Congress, “Mr. McBride,” and adjourned the session when challenged about it.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
You ever find an article that describes what you're feeling exactly? Here's mine. www.marriage.com/advice/relat...
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What is Emotional Neglect in Marriage? Signs & How to Deal
Emotional neglect in a marriage happens when emotional needs are unmet, causing loneliness and disconnection. Discover the key signs to watch for.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I wish I was lovable. Or appreciated for who I am, not what I can do for other people
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It feels like I did a trust fall and nobody caught me
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
What even is the point of vocalizing needs if nobody listens
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
What do you want to do for your birthday? Go out to eat, hang at my favorite bar, have a big gay dance party Okay, but how about being too sick to eat, a party almost nobody could attend, and never having a chance to get away from your kids? Oh...I guess that's cool, too
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Birthday party viiiiibe
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
My baby boy is pure fucking joy and it was awesome to get stabbed by him, livin his dream Also omg our hair together is a whole ass mood
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Two tattoos so far: A praying mantis getting ready to fight my other praying mantis The moon tarot, which largely is a reference to the funniest three seconds of Orange is the New Black and I can't stop giggling about it
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Having a birthday weekend redo since I was sick last week and IT'S FUCKING GREAT
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Heyyyyyyyy frienz who have fully exited Meta, here's some copypasta, sorry I'm lazy I'm old
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
50 Shades of The Answer Is Still No
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Me and a small nugget of love. 🇸🇪♥️🇺🇦 @mnotme.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
How to change a swastika that cant be removed
How to change a swastika into a message of love
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Hey hotpants, why is your kitchen floor covered in dog food? Did someone knock over his bowl? Shadow at literally every meal:
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
I'm having a hard time finding journalists with ko-fi or similar and would like to keep this going, who can I give some joy to?
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Exactly why I've been writing, podcasting, and damn near screaming about using the right language. The mainstream media is failing us SO badly right now. Stop. Calling. This. Shit. DEI. This is (re)segregation. This is racial purging. Cleansing Black people from positions of power.
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
the way to stop people doing nazi shit is to create an environment where doing nazi shit immediately gets you jumped by six guys, do not pass go, ass kicking first and ask questions later. every goth & punk bar on god's gay earth already figured this out in the 90s
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I asked folks on my FB feed to send me five bucks to tip indie journalists and SWers for my bday, and holy shit folks turned out
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I lost 5% of my body weight over the last 36 hours and now look like a deflated balloon 😄 😄 You could say I'm... 169 and feelin fine 😎
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Nevermind; it is now my birthday and my husband is rolling me a joint 🥳
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It is now my birthday and I am going to roll myself a joint 🥳
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 22/02/2025
The student who ripped this sign down did more for trans people than most of our politicians.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Also now I'm a blonde lollllll I forgot I did this Wednesday night right before I got sick
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Update: My body was ready for all that splashy water, and it was GLORIOUS A++ recovery shower, definitely top 10
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
The worst part about recovering from a stomach bug is desperately wanting a shower, but knowing your body isn't ready for all that splashy water
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My husband refilled the humidifiers for my plants 😭😭😭 Looks like I'll be the only one dying in this house this week 💜
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Ngl, there were some bday things I was going to do yesterday and today. But in delaying it a week, instead of it being the last bits of my 30s, it'll be the fun beginning to my 40s!
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hey local friends! I need to delay tomorrow's bday party until 1st March bc I have the sickness. Plz heart reacc this status if it applies to you; I've got a lot of ppl to contact!
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onion person @junlper.beer · 19/02/2025
sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
When you have super cool creative friends, sometimes they design a shirt for you 😍
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
There is quality snow coming down from this storm. Crunchy. Like potato chips. Shadow keeps biting it 😄
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A💤ul @passionpeachy.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
sea slugs 🫧
A sea angel and a glaucus atlanticus.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
My playlist right now is Chappell Roan and Stevie Wonder what a time to be alive
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I keep hemming and hawing about rescheduling this party but fuckit, Saturday birthdays are awesome. THIS WEEKEND WE PARTY TIL DAWN
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Oof, I am anxiety. Someone say something nice?
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Could somebody who's a better adult than me tell me whether or not I should delay my party Saturday by a week?
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Your chest hair looks thicker. Have you been using Chest for Men?
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Need outfit inspo for my birthday party? Our bay window would be perfect for you to recreate a shot like this!
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Four years ago, two blue oil ferns, a marble pink princess Philo, an alocasia Jacklyn and a variegated frydek would have been a lot more than $80. What a good time to love plants.
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
My ankle, in response to my knee's angry arthritic tantrum yesterday: Hold my fuckin beer bitch, I'm gonna make sure you remember who loves you the most
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Sgt. Goddamn Hotpants (they/them) @sgthotpants.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Tal vez me encantan estos memes porque ahora saben dónde está Mérida en un mapa.
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