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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@sgrif.bsky.social
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Making the database base the data at pgdog.dev. Creator of diesel.rs. Former co-lead of crates.io. Enby. they/them/elle

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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 04/10/2026
Saw your best friends earlier
Sign saying “A SUB'S
BEST FRIENDS” with a photo of a bottle of tea and a bag of Doritos under it
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you have to get up real early to see something real beautiful
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Vaguely threatening
A large cow shaped balloon is flying low. Above it is a much smaller balloon with the text "Beef. It's what's for dinner"
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is how I was sure you were awake ;P
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every piece of software you hate has an open source atproto alternative. Yes, even that one.
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not technically a cis man, but I am thought of as one to most people outside of queer communities, and I do this whenever I can. It really does work. If you get pushback, just ask the person to explain why they think the joke is funny. It works. It’s easy. Please do this.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yup, the rails foundation was formed like 6 months after he threw a tantrum over not being invited to keynote railsconf
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We definitely say that about sunsets in Albuquerque. But we legitimately do have very different looking sunsets here 😅
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh I just read that you did that my bad
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OMG I'm so angry! I hope you write an angry reply!
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So *THAT'S* where the GC sends them!
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I managed to spend 20 minutes talking to my therapist about it today and I have only heard about it from others
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's even worse is that seems to be him on his best behavior.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
United States v MyArgs is one of the most interesting court cases of our generation
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I feel like most folks either know what sears tower is or are young enough to have never heard of sears and pretty much nothing in between 😅
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't know what to tell you dude, the rest of us have been doing this math every time we go shopping since forever. Why would you ever not bring graph paper with you to buy a fan
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bun ("short video app by Apple") also sent me lol
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cargo ("package manager for Ruby") lmao
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At least in any jurisdiction where water scarcity is a concern
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quickly becoming a single issue voter on this. I suspect this is going to be one of the issues where candidates stances decide elections this year
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The fact that you feel so sure that this is okay you chose to make a thread about it is an indictment of your judgement
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My grandfather was a Holocaust survivor. Many of my ancestors died in the camps. Implying it is ever okay to say "you chose the camps" to someone is so disrespectful to their memories.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You chose to be harassed and you're blaming your users. I guess threats aren't threats if you blame the target of the threat for choosing to be threatened!
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Best generation is gen 3, best starter is Charmander
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No but see it's really important for me to share it with my kids so they can inevitably end up buying some merchandise that will fund harm to trans people
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Think about how many cube shaped PCs you could buy with that
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sorry, I didn't mean this in a nitpicky way. Just to express that there are more costs which are hard to budget for.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cars also have the unexpected maintenance needs. EVs less so, but still enough to be >$0
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't forget about maintenance
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They have decided that the art was best in the 2D games and the art in the 3D games don't have as much heart. The kids are alright
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't tell if I had a stroke reading this
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I wish these cubes were priced like a Game Cube lol. I am bankrupting my family buying cube shaped PCs and storage to go in cube shaped PCs
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
New Mexico. Because the star is the chile not the meat
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Between putting all the games on the steam machine and putting the old seasons of the show on a Plex server running on a NAS, I'm slowly putting the entire 90s/2000s on cube shaped computers in my house
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ruby asked to try every Pokemon game
A steam library containing every Pokemon game from the 3DS and earlier
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"He made us in his image" Bro aren't you omnipotent? How do you live like this
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If God were real we wouldn't have hair on our knees
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Me: "oh is that why I keep getting so many emails saying I Remember?"
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"I acknowledge the existence of this pull request and that it passes CI. Your usage of LLMs has turned this into a 5k line unreviewable mess. I shall not be investigating further. May you alone feel the consequences of your actions"
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Barack Obama being the only thing in the poll with a positive approval rating tracks with my family lol
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@tessgriffin.bsky.social takin us through the grass encounter tables
Tess Griffin takin us to the grass encounter tables
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
That was clear when they released air tags with minimal tools to counter stalking and no tools for it if you didn't own an iPhone.
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 09/09/2026
tech companies stop giving millions of dollars to ethnic cleansing enthusiasts challenge
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I don't think you're going to get a real answer beyond the US Supreme Courts definition of pornography
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Patagonia vest
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you do run into any perf problems ping me and I can fix them 😅
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