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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@sgrif.bsky.social
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Making the database base the data at pgdog.dev. Creator of diesel.rs. Former co-lead of crates.io. Enby. they/them/elle

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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m not technically a cis man, but I am thought of as one to most people outside of queer communities, and I do this whenever I can. It really does work. If you get pushback, just ask the person to explain why they think the joke is funny. It works. It’s easy. Please do this.
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Angela Collier @acollierastro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I wish the people actually cared about the safety of children playing sports because I don't think children can consent to playing tackle football and it should be illegal to have it in public schools.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quickly becoming a single issue voter on this. I suspect this is going to be one of the issues where candidates stances decide elections this year
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You chose to be harassed and you're blaming your users. I guess threats aren't threats if you blame the target of the threat for choosing to be threatened!
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ruby asked to try every Pokemon game
A steam library containing every Pokemon game from the 3DS and earlier
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If God were real we wouldn't have hair on our knees
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gem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@tessgriffin.bsky.social takin us through the grass encounter tables
Tess Griffin takin us to the grass encounter tables
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 09/09/2026
tech companies stop giving millions of dollars to ethnic cleansing enthusiasts challenge
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John David Pressman @jdp.extropian.net · 07/09/2026
Don't pick your Linux distro based on shitty culture wars posturing kids.
🚨 RELEASE: Omarchy Linux Kitty terminal Remote Code Execution exploit 🚨

Stop. Using. This. GARBAGE. 

If you install kitty (a popular terminal emulator) on Omarchy Linux you open yourself to REMOTE CODE EXECUTION BY LOOKING AT THINGS.

in the screenshot you can see `curl something` leading to silent ownage, ouch. 🤦‍♂️

gist.github.com/blasty/426e787…
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I hope none of you ever need to call your health insurance company on the same day as your property insurance company. It is the worst.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026
Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
AI is not inevitable. resistance works!
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Mamdani issues AI moratorium in NYC schools
Kids "need to wrestle with tough problems on their own,” New York's mayor said Wednesday.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You should go check out @tessgriffin.bsky.social's talk if you didn't see it in person! youtu.be/Yuh8W0O4iuE?...
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RubyConf 2026 - Learning Empathy From Pokémon Blue by Tess Griffin
YouTube video by Ruby Central
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
People always talk about the honeymoon phase in relationships but if you ask me, 15 years in is peak
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Alright, now I'm asking how one gets verified here 😅
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
> His three-page ruling did not lay out why he ruled against the law. The fuck is the judge even doing then?
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"at some point there could be a bubble" lmfao
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brendan mordheim @brendanmcleod.dev · 06/08/2026
I used the power of the One Ring. I recognize that it's evil, and I expect a lot of people to be mad at me for using it. Sorry! However, I plan to continue using it. Here's why: (1/62)
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 31/07/2026
for now until the end of august, I'm running a sale on my programming book "building git" -- get 50% off using code BGAUG2026 shop.jcoglan.com/building-git/
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'Building Git' by James Coglan
A deep dive into the internals of the Git version control system and the computer science behind it
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
NM is making waves! This year, helping to cover Medical School to keep doctors & healthcare professionals at home! So proud of our #NMLeg & Governor Lujan Grisham for making this investment in our healthcare system. And proud to have helped kick this program off years ago with Speaker Martinez!
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 18/07/2026
under the terms of the tournament, if france win they get to take the statue of liberty. if england win they get the lettuce that makes you shit yourself. it's going to be prime minister
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Are you attending RubyConf? Have you ever been interested in the technical details of the MissingNo glitch? Then you should absolutely make sure you're in Breakout 2 - Red Rock G&H at 2:45 on Tuesday to see Tess walk you through everything behind it. It's going to be great!
RUBYCONF
Speaker
Learning Empathy From Pokémon Blue
Tue, 7/14/2026 2:45 pm - Las Vegas Nevada, United States

Tess Griffin (with the most beautiful headshot you've ever seen)
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I have fled into nature to get away from jackasses launching an obnoxious number of fireworks in the city tonight.
A rural mountain landscape
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hopefully going to have a really cool blog post in a week or two. I wrote a new parser at work that calls straight into PostgreSQL's parsing function, and operates on its raw ASTs. It's completely generated from PG's header files, so version upgrades are just a submodule checkout and that's it.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Back when I was dating, it was extremely important to me to have a partner who liked Doctor Who. Usually on first dates I would ask the girl if she wanted to come back to my place to watch Doctor Who.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I did a thing
Mortgage paid in full
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Hot take: System level light/dark toggles don't make sense on the vast majority of machines outside of mobile. Put your work machine away, why are you still on it after dark
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
This is one of the most cursed pieces of code I've shipped in a while github.com/pgdogdev/pg_...
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Use horrifying regex nonsense to determine concrete types by sgrif · Pull Request #7 · pgdogdev/pg_raw_parse
There are some struct fields which we know will only ever be a list of a single type. Because this is C we're talking about, there's no way to specify a generic type for List, so it's a...
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 23/06/2026
The only state that doesn't make me want to leave America to live in is New Mexico and a shocking number of Americans when polled don't know this is a state. I think somehow these things relate.
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 22/06/2026
This is correct. The price isn’t about Valve. It is a wonderful little machine that Just Works, and its part logistics have been fucked beyond all recognition by our AI dipshit overlords. If you were Valve would you want this shit to be a thousand dollars
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
- Destroys Labour - Refuses to elaborate - Leaves
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
youtu.be/XB61zyBCsA4?... Home assistants are the future
youtu.be
Asking my Alexa+ to scream my wife's name
YouTube video by dverge
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
We should have fewer music genres that are "rock, but different"
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
What has really bothered me lately is seeing this for things that aren't AIPAC. I've been seeing a lot of folks referring to shadow money as "AIPAC". It's become a euphemism for "the secret Jewish cabal" and I've seen a lot of folks who should know better doing it.
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 14/06/2026
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Blue Dabadee (they/them) @weirdlittleguy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Gamers of the ABQ vicinity, somebody has to have a copy
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 13/06/2026
This is bad in that it's massive free marketing for Anthropic, and it's going to further enhance the ridiculous "sovereign" AI push most non-US countries are using to justify frantic and emotional data centre panic-building
Announcements
Statement on the US
government directive
to suspend access to
Fable 5 and Mythos 5
12 Jun 2026
The US government, citing national
security authorities, has issued an export
control directive to suspend all access to
Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign
national, whether inside or outside the
United States, including foreign national
Anthropic employees. The net effect of this
order is that we must abruptly disable Fable
5 and Mythos 5 for all our customers to
ensure compliance. Access to all other
Anthropic models will not be affected.
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 13/06/2026
everything said by anthropic should be treated as a marketing campaign unless proven otherwise
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4847... 🤣 I'm doing something right if the orange website doesn't like it
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This commit looks... odd. https://github.com/pgdogdev/pgdog/commit/36434f93f03de... | Hacker News
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hopefully this means I get to keep making shitpost PRs for a while pgdog.dev/blog/our-fun... (Also if you're using postgres, seriously check pgdog out. It's so fuckin cool)
pgdog.dev
Our funding announcement - PgDog
PgDog is a connection pooler, load balancer, and sharding proxy for PostgreSQL. Scale Postgres horizontally without rewriting your application.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I giggle every time I get to do the thing github.com/pgdogdev/pgd...
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Refactor and fix variance functions by sgrif · Pull Request #1051 · pgdogdev/pgdog
This refactor has some more significant behavior changes than the earlier ones, as the existing implementation of variance functions was actually extremely incorrect. On the data sets in the integr...
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Your code base should have more whimsy in it. Do not let the robots take the joy out of your work.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I let the intrusive thoughts go too far github.com/pgdogdev/pgd...
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Ah ah aaaaaaah by sgrif · Pull Request #1050 · pgdogdev/pgdog
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Me, unifying environment variable manipulation in our test suite because I want to use a single if let chain in a feature I'm working on www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbSe...
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Hal fixing a light bulb (from Malcolm in the Middle S03E06 - Health Scare)
YouTube video by VinnieFarsheds
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I am begging recipes to stop using "cups" as a unit of measurement for things that aren't liquid or *maybe* powders if precision doesn't matter. I have no clue how many cups of chicken is in a rotisserie chicken. Cup is a nonsense unit of measurement. Tell me how many chickens. Or weight.
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If 39 of you hadn't voted to re-elect Peña we might be able to get ACS more of APD's funding and see more stories like this
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Sage Griffin 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @sgrif.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Should I start an onlyfans for the roadrunners who like doing it in my yard?
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