mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Why does everyone sound crystal clear using AirPods but I sound like I’m in a tunnel? 110
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Gonna live on the edge and have a cup of coffee at 7pm 🫨 280
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I mean they broke up a month prior. I’m interested to hear the cause of death. 000
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One time my dad said to me “What is gaydar? I think I have it” 😂 090
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sometimes I want to comment without following people. Open up those posts. 070
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Uber talented but I’ve always thought of her as a country bumpkin 020
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Starting to realize that guys who have “no response is a response” in their profiles are bad communicators and should be avoided at all costs anyway. 152
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hard to believe yet very relatable 😂 I hope it turned out going well. 010
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Ahhhhh no but i doubt the asshat I wanna pie in the face is into it. Never know if i don’t try though 😂 010
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is hitting someone in the face with a pie considered assault? Asking before I catch a case. 3120
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone said Jake Shane is the Truman Capote of our time and I can’t stop laughing because YES hahahahahaha 030
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I saw her post on IG. She said she’ll be ok but it didn’t sound great 🫤 110
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think by not speaking we know his opinions. Stop the genocide. Why is this a hard position to take!? 050
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes I have to stop myself from being petty because of the legal ramifications. That’s no fun. 090
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Republicans showing a picture at their convention of Hasan Piker in his underwear is a choice I don’t understand. 020
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A couple I follow on IG hard launched their new boyfriend and honestly, they can do better. 170
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My sneaking suspicion of Pink being a twat has been confirmed 🍉 020
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Mostly same for me but sometimes I’ll think damn ok those are some hot feet 🙃 110
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What are your feelings on feet in general? Turn off? 100
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Was supposed to have a date but he canceled so I’m gonna eat my feeling 🤭 040
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I commented on IG that Olivia Rodrigo is the activist Taylor Swift thinks she is and now swifties are mad at me 😂😂😂😂 3160
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 03/09/2026It’s always nice to be recognized when you are working hard 🙌 120
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Her financial advisor stole over $7M from me. Former housekeeper stole one of her dogs and held it for ransom. I think there’s another but I can’t remember. What gives? 010
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why does shit like this keep happening to her?rollingstone.comAlanis Morissette Sues Former Tour Manager, Alleges 'Extortionate' Threat Over Airport DrugsAlanis Morissette says she's "the victim of a calculated blackmail campaign" involving drugs seized at an airport. 150
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Whenever a coworker texts me, I always delete and report spam because why the fuck are you texting me? We have email for a reason. 080
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 01/09/2026This seems pretty legit. Do you think if I send her money she will invite me to her show in my city? 🙃 000
