mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 2hOne time my dad said to me “What is gaydar? I think I have it” 😂 050
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 3hSometimes I want to comment without following people. Open up those posts. 040
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Starting to realize that guys who have “no response is a response” in their profiles are bad communicators and should be avoided at all costs anyway. 152
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Is hitting someone in the face with a pie considered assault? Asking before I catch a case. 3120
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Someone said Jake Shane is the Truman Capote of our time and I can’t stop laughing because YES hahahahahaha 030
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think by not speaking we know his opinions. Stop the genocide. Why is this a hard position to take!? 050
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Sometimes I have to stop myself from being petty because of the legal ramifications. That’s no fun. 090
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Republicans showing a picture at their convention of Hasan Piker in his underwear is a choice I don’t understand. 020
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A couple I follow on IG hard launched their new boyfriend and honestly, they can do better. 170
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My sneaking suspicion of Pink being a twat has been confirmed 🍉 020
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Was supposed to have a date but he canceled so I’m gonna eat my feeling 🤭 040
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I commented on IG that Olivia Rodrigo is the activist Taylor Swift thinks she is and now swifties are mad at me 😂😂😂😂 3160
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why does shit like this keep happening to her?rollingstone.comAlanis Morissette Sues Former Tour Manager, Alleges 'Extortionate' Threat Over Airport DrugsAlanis Morissette says she's "the victim of a calculated blackmail campaign" involving drugs seized at an airport. 150
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Whenever a coworker texts me, I always delete and report spam because why the fuck are you texting me? We have email for a reason. 080
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 01/09/2026What did I eat last night that made my stomach mad at me todayyyyyy? 😩 260
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 22/08/2026People who consistently let me down will no longer be getting access to me. End of story. 071
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 20/08/2026We as gay people need to come together and collectively decide what hung means because the math isn’t making sense with some of you. 1151
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Someone send this to Ariana. She needs to be reminded. 020
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 18/08/2026How do I live in a world with no Jimmy Fallon? I’d like to go there. 040
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Just watched an old episode of Law and Order SVU where Hayden Panettiere played a teenage prostitute 030
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Enjoying the last little bit of peace before what is sure to be a chaotic weekend 050
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Now if only I could remember the people I muted because they reposted too much. 050
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Please stop gassing up mediocre gay white men. We have no business being that full of ourselves. 090
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 11/08/2026You ever obsess over someone then hook up with them and you’re like, damn why was I acting so dumb? That was not worth it lol 080
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 11/08/2026It’s costs nothing to say thank you after someone gives you a compliment 040
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 06/08/2026You can tell a lot about a person by the way they store their leftover containers 160
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If you think about it, our first trial by fire was being born. 130
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s best not to go shopping when you’re hungry anyway 060
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I’ve yet to figure out how to store half an avocado without it getting brown. Who’s got the hack? 🙏 110
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 29/07/2026How many movies is Anne Hathaway gonna be in this year??? 060
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I love you, Canada but you’re killing me with this smoooooke 💨🔥 060
mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Why does Microsoft always have to lie? That update took way longer than 5 minutes. 030
