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mikey (he/him)

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supposed former infatuation junkie nyc

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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At a hotel for a few days and my room has a cuck chair.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
VisionQuest starts tonight! I thought this day would never come.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Dying to know how it really went down when Kelly Clarkson visited that store.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy Sunday
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Am I due for a beard trim?
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
☺️
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Republicans showing a picture at their convention of Hasan Piker in his underwear is a choice I don’t understand.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’m such a c*nt
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wait I thought your name was Gabriel?
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Phaedra and CT from The Traitors are dating
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Whenever a coworker texts me, I always delete and report spam because why the fuck are you texting me? We have email for a reason.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For those wondering, today they are orange 🩲🍊
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Someone send this to Ariana. She needs to be reminded.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Enjoying the last little bit of peace before what is sure to be a chaotic weekend
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Proof of life
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
See a mirror, take a picture
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
New Keke Palmer memes just dropped. Take your pick.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love you, Canada but you’re killing me with this smoooooke 💨🔥
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s too fucking hot to cook
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
😉
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I burned myself while cooking (again) 🤬
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Shirley Manson is loudmouth badass and I love it.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Sometimes I wear a singlet to feel sexy 🤭
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
She’s back on the grid
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Where should I crop this shirt?
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Sushi time!
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Monday morning already 😩
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Not interested if she’s not in it
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s a fucking great time to be a Madonna fan!!
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Had a busy day yesterday so I’ve been relaxing today
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I think it’s really her!!! /s
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Ooh girl it’s storming out ⛈️🌩️
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Madonna will always be that girl 🥺
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yay for a Madonna performance live stream but why is the countdown going up?
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Yes, other people’s husbands
Ad from Instagram for a dating app
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Am I rewatching Pose this Pride month? Absolutely.
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I posted these to close friends on Instagram and tops came out of the woodwork 😂
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Morning ☀️
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
👋👋👋
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Like my shirt?
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Taking applications for a permanent belly rubber
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Another fan 😂
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hello to all the people who live in my phone
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Started season two of Jury Duty and I’m already obsessed with him
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Midday underwear pics 🩲
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
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mikey (he/him) @sfij.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
😂😂
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