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June @sezah.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was got GOOD at work Me: [ trying to take employee photo in a busy area] Haha, I’ll do my best, you’re a lot taller than me. Observer: Isn’t everyone? 🤣 BONUS Random guy: Ooh, you get paid enough for her to talk to you like that??
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Good One Got Em
ALT: Good One Got Em
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was gonna have a nice relaxing Saturday, have a friend over, make some bread. But in the last 12 hours he got a third-degree oil burn across his right arm, and a 30-foot tree branch fell on my house. We are both fine, but damn.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was cool the CEO swung by today to tell me I had done “a GREAT job with [ task ]” It was better when a random old dude was like “Someday… you’ll be 40!” 🤣
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
theneedling.com/2026/07/17/w...
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WSDOT Opens Single Occupancy Lanes for Cybertrucks
Dangerously single male Cybertruck drivers now have their own single-occupancy “X Lanes” to quickly connect them from their solitary tech-bro jobs to their empty condos without almost crashing into…
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎶And I hope the junkyard a few blocks from here Someday burns down And I hope the rising black smoke carries me far away And I never come back to this town again
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WA’s largest tire pile could soon disappear
A court order, funding from Olympia, a business plan to turn old tires into building blocks, even an ethics committee fine. This situation has seen it all.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Get off the computer and do my homework” is such a 40-and-up concept
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m not much of a thrill-seeker but bailing on obligations from my job and my ex in the same morning is pretty exhilarating
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
GTA6 Pre-release Launches on Seattle-area Highways mynorthwest.com/crime-blotte...
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4 officers hospitalized after stolen semi-truck rams patrol cars during pursuit through Everett - MyNorthwest.com
Four Everett police officers were hospitalized Thursday after a man driving a stolen semi-truck rammed into patrol cars in an attempt to elude law enforcement.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t let the argument against these changes live in people’s minds and be the final word. Mass transit benefits everyone!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Trump Admin Unveils Femicide- Based Healthcare Plan for Women
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
* aggressively trying to shoehorn a local band reference into a serious topic *
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
2026 witnesses the death of irony
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All The Food is Poison | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
@jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social The Chocolate Man in Lake Forest Park made this life-size Jimothy out of pure chocolate!
Life-size Jimothy made out of pure chocolate posed on a log and painted realistically (L)Life-size Jimothy made out of pure chocolate posed on a log and painted realistically (R)
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It has pockets!
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 18/08/2026
WSDOT Opens Single Occupancy Lanes for Dangerously Lonely Cybertruck Drivers: tinyurl.com/w5vk36s8
Cybertruck speeding east across a Lake Washington bridge on a black, single-occupancy "X-lane" with a white "X" painted on it while traffic backs up in other lanes
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Foood projects of late photo dump! Alt text for each. Cobbler was made today!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
When the AQI is “very good” for your area but a red-orange sun rises above the haze
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Hmm Suspect Fry Futurama
ALT: Hmm Suspect Fry Futurama
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social I work in a corporate office. Wore this to work today and people just lost their minds over it. 🤣 EVERYONE loves Jimothy!
Jimothy artistically expressed in a 70s maximalist image that really should be airbrushed on the side of a van
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🎶Millions of peaches Peaches for me And now I’m trying to find a good recipe for cobbler with a crumble topping that doesn’t suck 
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
John Carpenter‘s The Thing is a much more powerful, curious, and titillating who-done-it than Knives Out. I will not be taking questions at this time
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IYKYK 🌮 @nisslbody.blacksky.app · 04/08/2026
I think that the people who review things like cauliflower hash browns and yolkless egg bites have gone so long without eating normal food that they have lost their frame of reference for what constitutes "good"
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
From today’s “are you fucking kidding me” file: 1 There’s a Snapchat account called Sufjan AI, and there’s no one I would less like to be friends with 2 Jimothy door hinges?! Damn Etsy, you really are on it 
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m going! 🩷🦝😍⚾️
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Due to high demand, second 'Jimothy Night' for Seattle Mariners coming in August - MyNorthwest.com
The Seattle Mariners are hosting a second "Jimothy Night" next month after the first day themed around the celebrity raccoon sold out.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
11/10 commentary. Will the Mariners’ “Jimothy Night” top this?
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Squirrel on the field evades ENTIRE GROUNDS CREW in Detroit! 🐿️🤯
YouTube video by MLB
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I completed what I would consider my first “real painting.” It’s a photograph I took of Waikiki Beach, converted into a paint by numbers as a base. I’ve been picking at it changing colors and adding things for a couple months now. It’ll never be “done,” but I have it in my office at work now :)
Acrylic painting of late afternoon sky and Seascape over south-facing Waikiki Beach.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It’s very important you understand that Jimothy is to Seattle what Lil’ Sebastian is to Pawnee
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not that anyone remembers, but a few months ago I posted a video of an unidentified animal lumbering across our front lawn at night. It was like a raccoon, but definitely not shaped like one. Too round and a short tail. No one was able to ID it, but consensus held it was likely a raccoon. 1/2
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
We are here 👏 for 👏 it 👏
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Biggest lie I told myself recently: “These boxes will DEFINITELY be enough to hold all my books!”
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This meal was a real… banger Seattle dogs with Parmesan mashed potatoes, onion gravy, mushed peas, and a nice local Syrah (not shown, in my belly)
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I DO live here, and I AM home by now.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Smoked a butt-ton of chicken wings to absolute perfection 🤤 2🍸 , 2 🍺 , 2 🥣 (per day) Finished my painting 🖼️ Got new furniture (!) 🛋️ Had a picnic of fig and brie while watching the Bremerton fireworks 🎆 across the water. You know, typical 4th of July weekend stuff
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Damn you all to hell!!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy 50th birthday #SufjanStevens We’re all gonna die! 🎉🎂💕🎈🤷‍♀️ youtu.be/3dLC718BEHY?...
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Sufjan Stevens - Fourth of July (Carrie & Lowell Live)
YouTube video by Jeremy Kaszovitz
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Today had its wins and losses. Win: co-worker gifted me a grabber thingy after learning i had gone so long at my height without one Loss: my new nails 😢
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Being touched in non public area by strangers Listening to an acoustic cover of n*sync Wine at 10am All things I dislike yet come together at the nail salon Sunday morning
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Small Pride Month rant: I consider myself an ally, with the majority of my friends being “queer” (in their own terms.) I’m a public-facing front desk receptionist. I always display a pride flag at my desk. Last Saturday when I was not there, some bigot stole my flag off my desk. How pathetic.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
When you don’t clean your glasses off all the way and it adds this 1980s glamour shots kind of mist to everything.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Recent delicious meals that photograph well: 1 steak and spinach tartines with zucchini 2 mussels steamed with herbs and wine, garlic toast 3 Dutch baby with smoked salmon, crème fraiche and sweet onions 4 morel fettuccine with butter, smoked chicken thigh
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
This isn’t a great photo but it drives home the idea that my 5th and 45th birthday had the same theme: pink and sparkly and unicorns and stuff. I already ate all the cake (strawberry champagne) and just left the pink buttercream. 😅
Seasonal bouquet of pink and white flowers, a white and silver unicorn wine bottle holder, buttercream edging from a pink and white cake, and glittery pink fingernails
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I asked google “what happens when a woman turns 45” and not only are the answers VERY telling about how we view and value women, but it devolves down a looks-as-value based rabbit hole pretty quickly All I know is women fall off the charts in dating apps in what men look for, generally 18 to 44 😭
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My favorite “yes and” exercise is ordering in a restaurant
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dude seriously just cutting his nails in the MRI waiting room
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today somebody scribbled a recipe on the back of their membership payment envelope It was just equal parts of “prepared Jell-O, vanilla ice cream, and cottage cheese,” in a blender.
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Girl Gagging Face
ALT: Girl Gagging Face
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This weekend I flipped off Zuck’s “surely THIS will make people like me!” sadness yacht in person Then met up with an ex and [redacted] and yada yada yada And i feel a lot of harmony and closure now with lingering existential issues
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dr: I’m concerned about your sedentary lifestyle Me: It’s OK, I eat a lot of cheese to offset it
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
youtu.be/k2qgadSvNyU?... 1 don’t pick up the phone, you know he’s only calling cause he’s drunk and alone 2 don’t let him in, you’ll have to kick him out again 3 don’t be his friend, you’ll only wake up in his bed in the morning …And if you’re under him, you ain’t getting over him
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Dua Lipa - New Rules (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dua Lipa
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strawberry 🍓 season 😍 Aside from the ice cream, i made strawberry custard 🥄 and strawberry cupcakes 🧁 with strawberry cream cheese buttercream frosting. 0% artificial anything!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I made 4 cups of strawberry ice cream from scratch and had to keep sampling it to make sure I proportioned the sugar correctly and oops i ate it all
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