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June @sezah.bsky.social · 6h
Our local fishmonger is having too much fun decorating for Halloween
Fish heads, fins and spines reconfigured in horrific waysFish heads impaled and stacked by their spines in horrific ways 
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 6h
Dad told me about this one 🤔
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Smokin' Banana Peels
YouTube video by The Dead Milkmen - Topic
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 6h
Word. I bought a jar of 9 of them in 2002. I’m on my third just recently.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 7h
The solution is cats, No Doubt
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 14h
There Will Be Blood for Tax Purposes
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 16h
My current rent is 54% of my GROSS income. I wouldn’t be able to live in King county without a roommate. I’m 45 and they’re 50. We will never be able to afford houses.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 20h
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Tcn Fam Thecybernerds: Today Is That Day
ALT: Tcn Fam Thecybernerds: Today Is That Day
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yes
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Pizza, pizza everywhere, but not a bite to eat Also submitted for your horror, pizza cut in a grid pattern, local to Buffalo NY. It’s not good.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That justice sensitivity … ESPECIALLY with driving/traffic/cars in general. Ooh, grrr.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
True story: the last date I was on was with a great guy and we had a fun time. I didn’t want to tell him I was sick so at the end of the date I just shook his hand. Even though I actually said “I’d really like to se you again” he unmatched me from the dating app and I never heard from him again 😭
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
FINALLY a proper stabbing fork
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m sorry DOG TOY?? 1) In no way should we be encouraging dogs to go after our precious Jimothy! 2) I’m totally keeping that plushy for myself 
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Doesn’t Washington have two cities named Lakewood? Rather, a city and an unincorporated area?
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
What is going on here
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where’s the shrimp and kiwi??
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Garcelle Rhoatl's White People Shit Quote
ALT: Garcelle Rhoatl's White People Shit Quote
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m thankful for our patient Canadian friends. (Sorry for everything)
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Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) Eating Chicken
ALT: Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) Eating Chicken
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Any major roadway from Bellevue/Redmond: 520, 405, I-5… An area of inflated entitlement where there are more Maseratis than Chryslers.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
People are chattering about this because they: 1) secretly love Starbucks and are afraid of losing it and/or 2), weren’t going to Starbucks anyway but love virtue signaling more than anything else. Boycotts are really easy when you don’t have to actually sacrifice anything.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t think you understand what I meme is. A meme is a viral IDEA. In the days of the Internet, it often refers to a popular circulating image. You were simply thinking of creating an image with a link. That’s not a meme. With the saturation of pointless images out there, unlikely to be a meme.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah this is a weird list. It’s like AI cultivated from a non-native English speaker, who only knows American associated fast foods.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Clearly you’ve never had “shop coffee” If you thought Starbucks was the floor, shop coffee opens a basement below it. For many people, Starbucks was not only better, but customizable and expensive. Americans love signaling disposable wealth!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It’s difficult for able-bodied people who made be traveling with a bicycle, grocery bags, suitcases, sports equipment, whatever. That extra few minutes can make the difference between the trip being worthwhile or a prohibitive challenge for daily life.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“I had an onion tied my belt, which was the style at the time”
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Simpsons style
ALT: Simpsons style
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I dare anyone of these recipe makers to present these dishes without elaborate food styling and still try to convince us to eat it 
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn’t think Circus Circus could go downhill any further, but here we are
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But but … it’s special, Magic heating oil that only daddy Donny can bless us with!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Always gotta love it when cops scream “FREEZE! FREEZE! FREEZE OR YOU’RE GONNA GET SHOT!” To get someone to stop because as any man (who has ever dated a woman knows) yelling at someone to calm down is the worst possible way to gain compliance
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Imani Lewis as Calliope: Wow!
ALT: Imani Lewis as Calliope: Wow!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My brain read this to the ”Friends” theme song 🎶 🫤
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oof
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have The Cardboard Box
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Brie Larson: These Are So Salty
ALT: Brie Larson: These Are So Salty
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Totally not a mental 12yo living out the fantasy-anger lingering from his parents divorce
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why women don’t date incels 😅
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“People who get things done are people who do things”
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Spock: A Dazzling Display of Logic
ALT: Spock: A Dazzling Display of Logic
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Perfect for weddings, graduation, bat mitzvah, children’s birthday parties…
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This whole administration giving serious Harrison Bergeron vibes 
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This whole administration is giving serious Harrison Bergeron vibes
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Junaid Pagarkar's Calculator Syntax Error
ALT: Junaid Pagarkar's Calculator Syntax Error
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ben Schwartz Participation Trophies The Afterparty
ALT: Ben Schwartz Participation Trophies The Afterparty
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Let’s see… New baby… Out at sea for 10 months…
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Monkey Appears to Calculate at Desk
ALT: Monkey Appears to Calculate at Desk
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Conservatives desire conformity. Bonus points if it means subverting your own body to a man’s idea of exaggerated femininity (or masculinity - see Hegseth’s “low-T” tirades). Nothing says absolute control and domination as loudly.
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I thought they were against drag shows???
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
…except to vote!
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Faceless Entity”
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Michael Jordan Dying Laughing
ALT: Michael Jordan Dying Laughing
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Little House On The Prairie Unsere Kleine Farm
ALT: Little House On The Prairie Unsere Kleine Farm
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June @sezah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why not an INCOME TAX? We have some of the highest sales taxes. This is exactly why Washington state has the most regressive tax Schedule in the country. Perhaps this financial burden on Washington’s poorest is one reason WHY we need so many shelter beds now 🤔🤔🤔
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