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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I’ll bet FIFA feels pretty dumb about giving him the 2026 Peace Prize now.

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Normalize interdental proxabrushes at restaurants.

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

If we're lucky, future historians will wave off all the deplorable behavior by our current elites because every single one of them was off their tits on ketamine

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Can we just immanentize the goddamned eschaton already?

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

Every kid who had to give up their graduation and prom and their glorious youth in order to save largely ungrateful Boomers should get a $25k check from the government

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

I never realized that Camp Lo was talking about pasta sauce

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Robert Redford was an absolute legend and a personal hero. Here's my top 5: 1. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid 2. The Sting 3. Cool Hand Luke 4. Slapshot 5. Tomato & Basil Pasta Sauce

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

My wife and daughter always buy expensive soaps with shea butter or sea foam or whatnot. So I carved up a yam in the shape of a bar and put it in the shower. Let's see how long before they notice. We are currently on Day 2.

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

The real reason they hate immigration is because it threatens the bedrock of their entire belief system: inbreeding.

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

United's hard sell: "We'll give you a cut of the hot dog sales."

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Whenever I’m driving out of state with my NY plates, I feel like I have to drive super aggressively to keep the state’s reputation in tact.

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Put a statue of Jordan Farr in the DC United Hall of Tradition right now

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

"Come, eat this bread, which is my body and drink this Malort, which is my blood."

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Jim'll Paint It @sirpaintalot.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute As requested by Gary Mancini

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

“Fluffy” cottage cheese “cloud” ”bread”

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

In Lake Placid, the ski jumping complex is right across the street from the airport. Seems like a bad idea.

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Seth (from ((near)) Woodstock ((NY))) @sethwho.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

I hope the Red Bulls fans making the long, sad trip home today get their flights delayed and their luggage lost.

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